Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Wanna take a guess at what I'm ranting about today? I bet the the mom and dad lady people know.

Oh, how COULD you? I'm a good boy. I really am I'm cute and I love cuddling with you. And what do I get as a token of your love for ME? NOTHING. Not. one. morsel. It was a speshul weekend and I GOT NOTHING. I'm just so disappointed in you.

Next time, remember the ham.

40 comments:

Derby said...

No ham? How could they forget for favorite!

Max said...

Doood, did they not get the memo? Rewards in the form of tasty edibles are the payment for our affections. Otherwise, what's the point? Sheesh.

I feel you, I really do.

Max said...

Oy. That should be I feel FOR you. I'm not feeling you. That would just be...wrong.

Tuck said...

No ham? Nothing special? That stinks! I think your mommy owes you some extra treats to make up for that...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh Miles that is AWFUL! I have my eye on the Easter ham here...

The Devil Dog said...

We are so sorry, Miles. I will not tell you about the broccoli or chick-hen I got. Or how good it was. And how I hope to get more tomorrow.
HAve a great day.

Roxy

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Can you have them arrested? We mean, no ham -- that's a crime!

Hansel said...

yoo is fantastic! Billy, me lufs you. i bring you hams.

PinkynAsh said...

We're sorry you gots no ham. Make sure they remember next time.

Cory said...

Maybe we should go online and order you a Honey Baked Ham...delivered...with your name on it. It's against the law to steal a cat's mail.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Miles ... If you can hang 'til Sunday, there's a ham in the 'fridge with my name on it an' I'm willin' to share with you!
DMM

Sweet Praline said...

I think there is an unopened package of ham in our fridge.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

what???? (slaps head) i can't believe it! no fair...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo

FrecklesandDeb said...

We're so sorry there was no ham. That is unforgivable.

Camie's Kitties said...

Miles, it stinks that your beans didn't give you any hammm this weekend. They should remember that you always get the tastiest morsels, and you get served them first.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Karen Jo said...

That really stinks, Miles. I am really hoping you get some ham this coming weekend. You should get a double portion to make up for missing out last weekend.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

They GOTTA know how much ya like HAM. So it must be a plot... They jus wanna see what ya will do wifout it.

So SHOW them...

Parker said...

Oh Miles, I'd be ranting too!

Eric and Flynn said...

Don't worry Miles, you can have all the ham you want at our party.

The Island Cats said...

Miles, we hope you are planning something really bad for revenge!

Tigmut'hep said...

Oh Miles, I feel for your buddy... It's a hard life at times! :(

The Creek Cats said...

We didn't get no hams either! Sorry, Miles!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Pore Pore Miles. I'll bring yoo sum hams. I'll be rite ofur wif it after I drags it outta the cold box.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

cheryl said...

we were hammless too, man; bummer.

we doubt that the easter bunny will get by us uneaten, acause by THAT time, we. won't. wanna. wait. for. HAMMMMMMMM!

--the meowers

jenianddean said...

No ham? Really? Definitely worth a rant...
--Jasper

Noll's Nip said...

Time for a "Ham" strike. I'm making my sign now!

Junior and Orion said...

No ham??????!!!! And on a special weekend???!!! Time for some serious ignoring!

Zeus said...

That's horrible, Miles. I hope you let them have it!

Angus Mhor said...

Miles, it's time to kick some booty and take names, I'm just sayin'. This is just WRONG on SSSOOOO many levels! I mean, really! They build up your expectations vis a vis past experiences and then don't follow through? What's with that?

Gandalf and Grayson said...

We think it might be time you had a HAM-o-rama, Miles. Easter Sunday should be a cinch for having HAM! We always have HAM on Easter! Sure as the Easter Bunny comes, we have HAM!

Christine and FAZ said...

Oh No! They forgot the ham! FAZ

The Furry Kids said...

That is definitely an appropriate reason to rant!

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Oh no!!! That is a bummer Miles!! Want us to send you some ham?
Your FL furiends,
and Maverick

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Oh, Miles, you poor thing.
Mum says you're her favorite Meezer. SHE would give you treats and loving and the respect you deserve. Poor baby.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

WHAT!!!! No ham!!!!!!! Why are they doing this to you Miles????? We don't think they will ever break your addiction!!! heehee

Oh,'dad lady person' ?? Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

WHAT!!!! No ham!!!!!!! Why are they doing this to you Miles????? We don't think they will ever break your addiction!!! heehee

Oh, 'dad lady person' ?? Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Shadow / Molly said...

Dats an outrage! No hams? No shrimps? Dood yoo can come over here and stay if yoo want.

Fluffy and Bonkers said...

That is absolutely ridiculous! How could they forget your favorite. I recommend giving them the silent treatment and hopefully they will learn for next time!

Fluffy and Bonkers

Abby Normal and Stygia said...

Why????????

Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

The Crew said...

Miles, we'll be having ham this weekend for Easter. Bring Sammy & Billy and I'll put aside a big pile for all of us.

George (your fellow ham-lover)

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