Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Wednesday Rant

MILES



1. YES - I DO think that all of your foods need to be taste tested by me

2. YES - when we all eat our stinky goodness we DO haf to move around the dishes and eat some from each one. Travelling buffet baby

3. NO, I really don't care that when I flop my manly man body on you when you're sleeping that I'm laying on something called a pressure point and that your hand is then numb for 2 days. Learn how to do your job with one hand if you have to.

4. NO, again, I don't partikularly care how much of my furs get on your clean clothes before you leave the house. and that your butt looks like it is growing it's own fur.

5. You say you can't walk more than 3 steps without tripping ofur me? huh. this effects me how?

6. YES, I do feel the need to just randomly slap you.

7. I don't care that you don't like it when I bite your toes. When you're walking. In the dark. In the middle of the night.

25 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

sounds about right to me miles!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, my, if any one of us were that outspoken, we'd have trouble walking for a loooong time. (Sore butt syndrome.)

Your mom must really love you to accept you as you are.

PinkynAsh said...

Tell them how you really feel!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh Miles, yoor rant made us laff...but mom sed "don't get any ideas"...hahahaha

Karen Jo said...

That's a great rant, Miles. I especially like #4. Watch out with #5 though. If the human falls, you might get squished.

barb said...

I see you're in fine form today, Miles. Mom Lady Person may need that hand for cooking foods for you, though. Just saying.

Eric and Flynn said...

Looks reasonable to us. What's her problem?

Parker said...

I see no problems with any of that!
Really!

The Creek Cats said...

Traveling buffet baby---Love that! You're so funny!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Ohhhhh toes are fun to bite! I luv biting Grandma's toes!
Purrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

FrecklesandDeb said...

Every so often it does an animal good to get it out -- We're glad that you feel you can share.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Mommy is laughing so hard that she just might drop Billy....although she is still holding him on her lap!!! She just might have to keep her SweetFeets for a while since she has missed him so much!!!

****Auntie Deb hugs Billy****

Noll's Nip said...

All very valid points Miles!

Zeus said...

Goodness, Miles. I never knew you had it in you! You've come a long way, my friend. :)

Puffie said...

Yes, really, MIles. Don't be shy. Tell her how you REALLY feel. ;)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Chey scribbles down ideas for notes...

The Island Cats said...

Wow, Miles! You don't cut the woman any slack! We're proud of you!

Junior and Orion said...

Miles-You just gave us some great ideas!!!!!

Daisy said...

Random slapping is one of the great joys of life!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

I'm keeping Billy for a while so that we can cuddle. I'll send him back to you soon. Well...maybe...hee hee

Auntie Deb

***cuddling with Billy***

The Furry Kids said...

I don't see any problem with any of those. Definitely rant-worthy!

EG

Eduardo said...

BOL!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Bwhahahahah! Yoo tryin to make yur Mom look like a kitteh butt wif yur own furs? Dat's a good one.

Derby said...

You have so much to rant about Miles, you gotta keep your mum in line.

Fluffy and Bonkers said...

Way to get it all off your kitty chest Miles. Pent up anger does a cat no good! (I love the travelling buffet too)

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