Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Why?? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?? WHY????????????

Why...............................

How in the....................

what the???

huh???

What does you MEAN by the phrase

No stinky goodness for 2 days 'acuse I has throwed up for the last 3 days?

are you SERIOUS?

No, really, you ARE serious??

I seriously need to find a new place to live for a while.

33 comments:

VampyVictor said...

Hai Miles, This is Mushka, Victors sisfur.
Stinky goodness if not that special, not ifs it make you do the blook blooks.
Momma offers it to me now but I knows it makes me feel sick so I just eat my special dry bits..
Do not worry little buddie it is not so bad :))
~M

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Psst... Miles. Come live with us. No one will notice your piles of hack in amongst the rest of our piles of hack. See the Woman can refuse us nothing in case it's Georgia who is doing it... Just don't like hack on her head so she can see who is hacking okay?

Elin~ said...

Oh that is sooo sad :(

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Your Mom is just trying to take care of you Miles.We know it makes you mad not to have it, but she is trying to help you.

Kaz's Cats said...

Miles, sorry about the lack of stinky goodness at your place. Maybe you just need a different type of stinky goodness, that is easier on your insides. Ask your Mom about it, 'cos some stinky goodness is better than none at all.

Purrs to you, especially for your tummy,

Gypsy & Tasha

The Island Cats said...

Oh Miles...we don't want you yakking up stuff! But no stinky goodness?? Man, that's cruel!

Jack and Persephone said...

That sucks. That sucks worse than snow. That blows, in fact.

Throw up some kibble instead. That'll teach her! And make her give you Chick-hen!

~Jack

PS. Billy I open all the cabinets too. What is it with the Lady persons? It's our JOB. We're MANCATS, we hafta check stuff out, make sure there's no misplaced foods or toys, no uninvited mices or bugs or berds, no secret exits for lady persons to escape from us out o...um... Burglars. No secret exits for burglars to come in.

Noll's Nip said...

Poor Miles Meezer....I don't know what I would do without my stinky liver pate goodness. You go ahead and rant all you want!

barb said...

Poor, poor mistreated Miles.

Tuck said...

Dude, that is SO not cool!

FrecklesandDeb said...

I haven't ever tasted stinky goodness, but I would be really, really sad if I didn't get any dandylions -- so I understand your pain!
Binkies,
Freckles

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh Miles, we are so sorry! Sam throws up all the time, but it is because he consumes his stinky goodness like it's gonna escape or something. Really, Sam....eat a little slower, chew or something.

We are so sorry that we haven't been around lately. Mommy has been busy at her job and helping Auntie ML.

We hope that you feel better soon!

Purrs!!

::HI SAMMY!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING?::

::BILLY....HOW ARE YOU DARLING'? COME OVER AND SNUGGLE WITH ME!!:: -- Love Aunte Deb

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

what??? seriously??? oh man, that stinks miles... sorry honey.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

::Auntie Deb grabs Billy and holds him close!::

I'm keeping him for a while!

Ahhh......My Sweetfeets!

Umm....I'm not sure when I will return him! Can he sleepover???

The Creek Cats said...

So. Not. Fair!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Maybe you just gotta give your tummy a rest, then it will keep the stinky goodness where it belongs ... IN your tummy.

Daisy said...

Oh noes!

Tybalt said...

Miles,

Since my mommy has the alien blurpy thing now, my Grandmama comes over and scoops our litterbox . . . or "digs for gold" as my mommy puts it.

And do you know . . . Grandmama told mommy that she shouldn't give us stinky goodness anymore, because she couldn't take the messy poo?!?!?

GRANDMAMA! HOW COULD YOU?!?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED US!!!!!!

If you find somewhere to go, clue me in so I can join you.

Sigh.

~Tybalt

BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEACHPARTYDANCE!!!!!!!!! SHAG!!!!!!!!!
*wigglebutt boogie*

~Dana

Puffie said...

The Mom is only doing what's best for you. She needs to find out if it IS the Stinky Goodness that's making you sick. Don't forget she loves you lots!

The Furry Kids said...

That is horrible! I'm gonna have nightmares.

EG

Zeus said...

Wow, your human pet is not messing around! I really feel for you, buddy. I wish I could help. Feel free to stop by my house and visit if you need to do so.

Sweet Praline said...

Poor Miles. I know you like your stinky goodness, but if it makes you sick, you better stay aways from it.

Max said...

WHAT??!!???That's abuse!

Alert the authorities!

POOP ON SOMETHING!!!

I have to go lie down now, I think I'm going to faint.

Tiger Lily said...

That does not sound like fun at all!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Yoo could come to mine howse an haf some 'sparagus. It gibs yoo stinky pee but ofur dan dat it am fun to eat an play wif.

William said...

Miles, quick, check the basement for pods! Some lookalike has taken your mom's place!!

The Devil Dog said...

Oh dear, you poor thing, Miles. But honestly, do you really want to eat after you have tossed your cookies several times in the last three days? Really?

Roxy

Derby said...

So will you get ham instead?

Karen Jo said...

Poor Miles. I do hope you stop barfing soon and can get something good to eat again.

Junior and Orion said...

EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

That is cruel and unusual punishment!!!!!!!

The Fluffy Tribe said...

OMG call the ASPCA for animal cruelty ~Teh Fluffy Tribe

Jan's Funny Farm said...

She hasn't fed you in 2 days? Call Cat Protective Services!

Cliff and Olivia said...

Oh no. Oh nononono. That wont do. We must do something.

How is Sammy doing?

SAMMY You all know that I has cancer on mine tummy, and that the mom is struggling to find a way to make it better for me.  After many tal...