Monday, June 01, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report- the "wah wah" edishun

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today - the "wah wah" edishun

The "wah wah" part - The Mom is going "wah wah wah my back herts, I can't move, I can't bend ofur wah wah wah" oh so what? so you mofed your the mom and your the dad this weekend - it's not like you hafn't mofed 'afore. you know what it's like. suck it up and act like a adult.

The Foods Report - well, this past week I haf had eggs, bacon, chick-hen and HAM!! HAM HAM HAMMITY HAM HAM!!!!!

The Alien Report - by Sammy "the whacko" Meezer - yeah yeah yeah, the aliens are out there making noise and slobbering all ofur the ground - does you think that's how they multiply? by slobbering their alien dna all ofur the ground for it to grow? Back to you Miles

uh, right. I have no response to that.

The "what is Billy in trouble for this week" report. Billy has been BAD BAD BAD. He gotted up on the forbidden furnichur and into the new furnichur and into the forbidden room. And then the mom hadded to yell at him, but he nefur lissens and then she hadded to get up and then she wented "wah wah wah it HERTS" and then he looked at her and laffed.

The weather report - it's May 31 (we has to write our posts 'afore bed) and right now it's 45 degrees outside. Global warming? I think not.

31 comments:

The Devil Dog said...

Ummmmm, Dear Billy, do not act like me. You will not like the consequences. As for your mom hurting, trust me, if mom's in pain, your life is going to be miserable.

Roxy

Jan's Funny Farm said...

It's 45 degrees there? Can we split the difference? We're wilting here!

Hope your mom feels better.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

pretty good report guys!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Max said...

I hear that WAH WAH WAH a lot, too. Do people think it really matters to us? Maybe we'd care more if they did our bidding and gave us crunchy treats on demand.

And do her mom and her dad KNOW she moved them? Or are they gonna come back from somewhere and it'll be all SURPRISE! If you can find your stuff you get to keep it! ?

Heh. That might be funny, actually...

Cory said...

If it was 45 degrees here I'd be wah wah'in too! We got up to 85! Yay!

Hope your mom feels better...can you knead dough on her back and make it feel better?

Parker said...

You lost me at HAM!!!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Forbidden furniture? That cn't be right. Nothing is forbidden to a Mancat!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

I can always count on you three for a great laugh! But, your poor Mommy! Back pain IS NOT FUN! Trust me....I know! Please tell her that I hope she feels better and she can call me anytime if she needs to "wah wah" to anyone! :)

Billy, my love, why don't you teleport over here for a while....just to stay out of trouble! :)

::Sammy, Miles....you both come over....after the HOUSE TRASHING PARTY YESTERDAY....well, just come on over and have fun!::

LOVE, AUNTIE DEB

The Island Cats said...

Wow...you guys are tough on the mom lady...well, at least you got ham...who cares about anything else?

Sweet Praline said...

Okay guys, I know it's tough, but give the mom a break! When her back hurts, she can't do all of the wonderful things you are used to. Give her some extra headbutts and purrs.

Zeus said...

How strange. My human pet also had an attack on her back and could not move all day yesterday. She was in complete agony. Did she help your human pet over the weekend?

Eric and Flynn said...

We got hot weather here. It wuz nearly 80 yesterday. Yup! you read that right in England, HOT!!! The weatherman said it was hotter than an instant bull in Turkey. We don't know what turkeys and bulls have got to do wiv the weather. The heat must haf gone to his head.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

We gots the wahwahwah here too! Our moms back is always sore and now her jaw hurts because she clenches it in the night when she has stress. Wahwahwah.

The Meowers from Missouri said...

we hopes yer mom feels better fast--our mom wears a shirt that sez, "if mama ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy!" an' we can attest to that.

she also sez that copious doses of eyebyooprofin while doin' somthin' that you KNOW is gonna hurt, helps acause the hurtin' can't get a toehold. we tole her it wasn't yer mom's toezes that hurt, but she just snorted an' looked at us disgusted.

it was a good food weekend, though. she gave us bacons when they had bacon-an-mater-sammiches yesterday! you guys ate high onna hawg, too!

billy, haf you seen any papers around the house wif "military school" or "troubled youth" written on them? if you haf, you better mellow out!!

Noll's Nip said...

Hee hee....

You HAD me at HAM ;)

ML said...

Mine eyeballs stuck at tha 45 degrees outside. Brrrrr. It's 94 F heres and feels nice an warm.

Love & Purrs,
KC

O, Billy,
runrunrun
playplayplay
shredshredshred (I'm still in the House Trashing Mode from yesterday at Auntie Deb's) snugglesnugglesnuggle
:: blush ::
~Faith Boomerang

Reese =^..^= said...

Did sumbuddy say HAM??

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Ham!


Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: The temperature is BEAWOOTFIUL!

Daisy said...

Oh noes! I hope your mom's back feels better soon. A hurty back is No Fun!

Junior and Orion said...

Our Meowm does the "wah, wah, wah" thing sometimes...usually cause her head hurts.

We didn't have any ham this weekend, but we had some salmon and some chicken!!!!

Billy! Please be a good boy! We don't want you getting in too much trouble!

The Furry Kids said...

We hope your mom's back feels better soon. It's freezy cold here today, too. The Mom even slept in wool socks last night. Whatevs.

EG

Evy said...

I hope your mum is feeling better!
purrssss
Evy

Angus Mhor said...

When she does the "wah wah wah" thing, does it sound like the grownups on Charlie Brown? I just wondered.

EEEEeeeewwww, that's gross, Alien DNA all over the place and multiplyin' an' stuff.

Billy, you better run over to Auntie Deb's before your mom decides she has too much orange marmalade around the house and decides to give some away!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

45 degress ... that is just wrong, guys! We hope it warms up soon for you! And we are sure the cold weather doesn't help your Mom's back, either!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
PeeEss ... our Momma did the "wah wah wah" thing too because of her hurty tummy this weekend ... hee hee!

Tuck said...

Oh no! I hope your mommy is feeling better soon! Maybe you guys should give her some extra cuddles?

Billy...I think you are just misunderstood! I feel your pain buddy. I have the same problem here sometimes!

Derby said...

Summer my paw! It is just 50 here!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, yoo made out good on da foods. It's 47 here, we is gonna hafta turn da heat back on. Oh man, we went thru dat hurty stuff wif mom and let us tell yoo, it.is.not.fun! If we were yoo guys we'd behave and purr lots around da mom...dey get so cranky when dey hurt. Hope her back feels better soon.

katztales said...

45? Geez that's hot! Were melting and it's only about 34 here - but humid. No doubt eating ham will keep you nice and cool. Ham, bacon, sausages yummy! :-)

The Crew said...

You know guys, I think our Mom's might be related. Ours is always complaining her back hurts, 'specially when we all try to be on her when she watches the television box.

Katie and Da Katz said...

Wahying??? yah.. our mom says dat mewling babiez and howling Bootsie makse more noiz den hur...

Whats dis bout alienz?? what alienz? dus you gotted squirlies? Iz mofing like mowing?

Our mom dont like dat neever.

Katie and Da Katz said...

45 degrees of whatz??? is dat Celsius? Cuz 45 sounds cold ta us, but we finks in Furrenhitez

and Daisy Gotted 5 babiez!!

luv,
Bootsie Woo...

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