Monday, May 04, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report - Bacon, pork chops, ribs and chick-hen were offered last week. BUT I haf found that FRENCH TOAST ROCKS. Oh, and Maple Syrup rocks too!!!

The Weather Report - finally some sunny and warm days.

The Alien and Ghost report by Sammy Meezer: Ok, so, the alien that lives behind us and goes by the name Dutchess was captured by two small two legged creatures. They put the alien in a red wagon with high sides, and tied it up wif a rope and hauled it off. It left wifout saying a werd. a while later I saw it walking back across the backyard. I did not see the little ones. i wonder if the alien ate them.
Back to you Miles

Uh, right Sammy, you whack job. You need some medikshun.

Ok, well, that's the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. remember FRENCH TOAST ROCKS!!!!

27 comments:

Jans Funny Farm said...

Can you send us some? Jan won't share her French Toast with us. Come to think of it, she won't share much of anything with us. Maybe we should vote her out of the house?

DK & The Fluffies said...

DKM - Bring me french toast!

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

We have never has French Toast,but the boy loves it.

Karen Jo said...

You are getting good foods again, Miles. I like French toast, too. Your aliens are really acting strange lately. I hope Dutchess didn't eat the little two-legs.

The Creek Cats said...

LOL!!! You guys are hilarious!

We gotta try some of that french toast!

Zeus said...

How do you manage to talk your human pet into giving you french toast? My pet is making weird faces right now at just the suggestion. Sigh...

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

FRENCH TOAST IS GOOD? KITTIES LIKE IT? Mommy.....can you make us some French Toast????

Sammy: Watch out for those aliens!


Billy: Mommy wants you to come over and snuggle some more!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Momma tried to offer me butternut squash and sweet potato and I just looked at her and said "where's the beef"?

*wavin paws*
Bye Miles and Billy Sweetfeets

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezer man

Purrs and nosekisses
your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Deb Cushman said...

Wonderful report! We bet that alien did eat the little ones...our alien finally left -- we're so glad -- you can't trust 'em!

Purrageous Pirates said...

FRENCH TOAST? FAGIN has never had that. FAGIN wants to try!! NOM NOM NOM!!!

BILLY! ME is here. We GOTS to PLAY! NOW!! PLAYPLAYPLAY!! YAY!!!!!

The Island Cats said...

We wanna get some of that French Toast now!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

I'll tell Mommy to make yoo sum french toasts. *nods* I wonders if they makes french toasts flavor crunchies fur me?
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

good going on the foods news! one thing, did you ever try pancakes? cause they have cake in the werd and so i love them!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox

Reese =^..^= said...

French toast?!?!?! Sounds yum yum!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

French Toast sounds good. I wish my human would make some for me...

Anonymous said...

I agree, Miles. French Toast ROCKS! And I also agree with Miss Bee, Pancakes ROCK, too.


Head-bonks from Gandalf and Grayson!

Meowers from Missouri said...

mmmmmmm, french toast! mom makes hers wif a little sherry wine inna egg dip, an' puts snowy sugars on it. she sez she wouldn't gif us maple surple on a bet, acause we'd track it all ofur the house. dad wants her to, though, acause he thinks it would be funny. mom sez well then, he can laugh while he cleans it up. she knows SHE will;-)

The Devil Dog said...

French toast with REAL maple syrup does rock, doesn't it. yummy.
Those aliens sound.. interesting. I think I am glad they are near you and not us.

Roxy

Anonymous said...

I agree about French toast have you tried it with thawed frozen strawberries yummy.I haven't seen any aliens though.

CCL Wendy said...

The alien must be a PURRofessional escape artist! Dats wot we fink.
We has neffer tried French toasts but now we'll ask our mama to make it for us. Fanks for the idea!

Max said...

French toast? What is this french toast of which you speak? Why have I never had french toast? Are my people holding out on me? I MUST TRY FRENCH TOAST!!!

Unknown said...

hehe Yoo guys crack us up!

Anonymous said...

hahah ut oh... Momma is getting that look in her eye.. right after she read out to me the "French toast" part.. thanks guys! she is supposed to be eating less! hahaha
V-V

Sweet Purrfections said...

Does that flavor come in a can?

Just Ducky said...

I shall have to try mum's french toast next time she makes it.

Tuck said...

French toast sounds yummy!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We're not sure about eatin those French Toast Rocks. Rocks are hard - we've batted them around before!

Um, be careful of that Alien, Sammy...

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