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Monday, May 11, 2009

This is the Meezer Monday Miles report - post 4th purrfday edishun

The Purrfday Report - I am now 4 years old!! WOW. when we started this bloggie I was not efen 1 yet. Now I'm OLD. Sammy and I are now the same age. But he will be 5 on June 10.

The Foods Report - HAM, BACON, CHICK-HEN and EGGS. no french toast. I love french toast. Maybe next weekend.

The Mom Report - Mommy hadded a really really scairty thing happen to her last friday on her way home from werk - she was run off the highway by a trakker trailer and she came inches from slamming her car into the cement center divider. The trakker trailer nefur efen stopped. He just cut her off mofing into her lane and the only place she could go was into the middle. In the process of screaming and steering her metal monster she hert her neck and shoulders. She is furry furry sore. So all day on Mommy's day we taked turns laying wif her on the couch. Ok, well I spent the whole day at my surprise purrfday party that my wonderful girlfriendcat Sanjee hadded for me. I don't fink that Mommy minded that I didn't lay wif her.

The Alien Report - by my whacko brofur Sammy - Sammy Meezer here wif the Alien Report - well the two legged little ones that disappeared last week after taking the one alien out all tied up in the wagon reappeared this weekend. they haf not recaptured the alien and tied it up again. it's prolly not a really good idea to do that again. but the aliens are now romping around togefur and making their plans. i think the end is near............. back to you Miles

Oh Sammy, you really really need some help. Or medi-k-shun. Or both.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. I think I need a nap. I'm getting older you know.

38 cats hollering back:

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

WHOO HOO!!! I get to be first! What exciting reports from everyone! Miles, you aren't getting older...just much more snuggly! I miss all of you! I'm having a lot of fun with Sloane here in the Village! I saw some kittens today and really wanted to take one of them home! :) you honey! you too!! you too!!!

Auntie Deb

Alexi said...

Happy belated purrfday, Miles! I hope all of you are well, especially your Mom. Perhaps you should all cuddle wif her at da same time. You, too, Billy.

Hope her Mom's Day was good.

Karen Jo said...

Bacon, ham, chicken and eggs? You really hit the good food jackpot this week, Miles. I am really sorry about what happened to your Mom. I hope she stops being sore soon. I am sure that Sammy covered for you on keeping Mom company while she heals. Sammy, you keep a close eye on those aliens. I'm glad they didn't really eat the two-legs.

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Happy Birthday Miles!! You sure have a nice girlfriend cat to have you a party. We are glad your Mom is safe. That had to be very scary. What a jerk to do that to her.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Mom told us about the near-accident when she read it on Facebook. That was very, very scairty! We hope her hurty is all gone very soon. You boys might want to purr on her some more. You may even be able to parlay that into getting some French Toast!

Eric and Flynn said...

That must have been very scairty for your mum. We are glad it wasn't any worse.
That was a great party Sanjee had for you.

BooBoo said...

I'm glad your Mom is ok. That sounds scary.

Hansel said...

medicayshun?! RUN AWAY! -hansel

If yoo need sum alien busters... lemme nos, acaz i am gud housie protecktor. -tesla


jenianddean said...

I'm glad your Mom is OK. And Happy Belated Birthday! Sorry I missed the party.

Parker said...

Hope your Mommy is feeling better today!

Noll's Nip said...

Happy Belated Purthday Miles. Hope your mommy feels better. That had to have been very scarey! Purrs for her.

Zeus said...

I'm so glad your mom is ok. That sounds like it was terrifying. You all did a great job in taking care of her. Happy Mothers' Day to her!

Happy birthday, Miles! I hope you have a very special day filled with your most favorite treats and toys. Cheers!

Tuck said...

I'm glad your mom is OK!! Those things are scary. Two years ago today my mom had a tractor trailer rip the passenger side of her car out. Luckily, she was the only one in it! I will purr that your mom's neck feels better soon!!

Kitties @ Our family cat-a-blog... said...

WOW, such good reportz an' a birf-day an' a Mommy Day. You haz been one, bizzie kitty catty 'portin' alla dat stuff. Only a man-catty could do such a good job!

The Furry Kids said...

We sure hope your mom's neck feels better soon. Neck problems are no good.

Happy belated birthday, Miles! We're sorry we missed your party. The Mom sucks. I'm glad that you gotted to have some ham, though. You definitely haven't been getting enough ham lately.


Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

Purrrrs for your Mom's neck!! We send healing vibes for her to feel better soon!
Wonderful Monday report Miles!! You had a wonderful weekend! Happy Belated Birthday from all of us!
Your FL furiends,


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh good treats!!! don't forget to try pancakes some time miles...

i hope mommie is better. that is not good what happened to her.

smiles, auntie bee

ps: sammy honey, take a little medikashun, k?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh how scary! I hope your Mom will be okay soon. She can try catupuncutre to help her neck and shoulders.

I can't believe on your birthday you didn't get French Toast. Did you get enough ham though? I thought a truck load full would be good but I hope we didn't run out.

Robyn and HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Aw Miles, yoo knows we bof sneaked off to purr on yore Mommy sum. It's oks to admitted it! We is glad yore Mommy is ok!!!! I's glad yoo likeded yore purrfday party :) Yay!
We still haf extra hams. Chey broughted anofur trukful. So we can still pawty between naps.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Elin said...

Happy Birthday!
Have a great day!

Reese =^..^= said...

Happy Purrsday!!!!!xoxoxox

Isis said...

Happy Birthday! I'm 12 weeks old today, I guess that makes you a lot older than me and wiser too, I shall therefore try French Toast when given a chance! ;)


Max said...

Dooods...I'm REALLY glad your Mom is ok. Too bad we can't track that moron down that ran her off the road and treat him to a Cat Blogosphere Royal Pooping...

Daisy said...

Oh dear, what a terrible scare your mom must have had. I am so relieved that it wasn't much worse. I hope her neck and back feel better soon. I guess she didn't get a license plate on that real BAD tractor-trailer driver?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man, when we read about dat truck mom started shaking...hope yoor mom is feeling better now. Dem big trucks is scary, speshully when driven by someone who doesn't know what dey is doing. We had dad alone on Sunday and gots away wif all kindsa fun stuff dat mom won't let us do, including eating foods dat mom sez we can't haf!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

We are so happy you had a great birthday cellebration!
We hope your momma feels better soon, that was a bad, scary thing to happen!
Medi-k-shun gets our vote! Just look at how our mom keeps popping hers, so it must be good!

Junior and Orion said...

We are glad that your Mommy wasn't anymore hurted that she is! That big ole truck could have smooshed her!!! We hope she is feeling better today!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

What are you talking about? 4 and 5 are not old! I'm about to turn 11 and Cotton 10. Now, that's old! You guys are still youngsters.


Jan's Funny Farm said...

PS -- We're all sorry your mom got hurt but we're glad she didn't have an accident cause she might have been hurt worse. Take good care of her!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Happy Belated 4th Birthday Miles!!!!!
WE just know you had fun,heehee
We are very happy your Mom was OK after that scary thing with that bad truck!!!We are sad that she is sore :(
Good thing she has you guys :) We bet you made Mother's Day happy for her :)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

DEBRA said...

WE hopes yur Mommie is feelin better. One time a long long long time ago when Momma werked. Dis BIG monster truck INTENTIONALLY tried to run over Momma and it wuz relly skairee...she fankfully found a poleezeman and dat truck left her alone...we is glad dat yur Mommie is OK.

purrs for MommieMeezer
your adoring tiny tuxie princess

Sweet Praline said...

Happy Birthday, Miles!

I am so glad your mommy is okay after that near collision. I hope her soreness is gone soon.

The Devil Dog said...

Happy Birthday Miles! Great food you got this weekend. I didn't get any waffles, so I know what you mean about the french toast.

We are sorry about what happened to your mom. We wish she could have got their number so she could have reported them. Sometimes those drivers are not very safe at all. We hope your mom gets better soon.

Roxy & Lucky

The Island Cats said...

We're glad you had a good birthday, Miles. And we're glad your mom is okay...that musta been really really scary!!!! Our mom hates those big trucks!

Skitto and Peanut said...

Oh my your mama must have been very scared, we are purring she is feeling betters. Thanks for the reports. Have a purrfect Tuesday!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

ohhhh, good gravy morayvie! yer poor mom!! gif her efur so many cuddles extra frum us--we din't get to cruise bloggies yesterday hardly at all, an' this is the furst we knew of this. drat that stoopid truck driver--but he'll get "his" eventually, if he keeps drivin' like that.

good jobs onna reports, guys! an' happy (belated) purrthday, miles. billy? it would prolly make yer momladyperson's shoulders feel better if you would drape yer warm, furry self ofur them an' nuzzle on her headhairs a little. moms like that!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Milez!!! I missed your birfday! I yam so soree pal. Dis iz terrybull. Do you still haz any room fur ham? I broughts one in da door, but I hadz to saw it in half cuz it wayz like 459 poundz!!!

caspersmom said...

Happy belated Birthday Miles. Hope you had a great day at your party.

When My Mom read what your Mom had to go through she understood the fear she went through, it was scary. Mom and the other beans were going back East to visit and they were going over the Rocky mountains in a truck and camper setup. Mom was driving at the time. She passed this eighteen wheeler going up the hill but forgot how they come down a hill, fast. He went by her and pulled in front of her and cut her off, if she hadn't braked a little that guy would have flipped them off the road. This was way before my time, but she has never forgotten it. She still remembers the name of the truck, it was a company named Navajo. And if she could have gotten the plate number she would have reported him but she had to pull over and stop somewhere to calm down. Dad took over then.


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