This is the Meezer Monday Miles report - post 4th purrfday edishun
The Purrfday Report - I am now 4 years old!! WOW. when we started this bloggie I was not efen 1 yet. Now I'm OLD. Sammy and I are now the same age. But he will be 5 on June 10.
The Foods Report - HAM, BACON, CHICK-HEN and EGGS. no french toast. I love french toast. Maybe next weekend.
The Mom Report - Mommy hadded a really really scairty thing happen to her last friday on her way home from werk - she was run off the highway by a trakker trailer and she came inches from slamming her car into the cement center divider. The trakker trailer nefur efen stopped. He just cut her off mofing into her lane and the only place she could go was into the middle. In the process of screaming and steering her metal monster she hert her neck and shoulders. She is furry furry sore. So all day on Mommy's day we taked turns laying wif her on the couch. Ok, well I spent the whole day at my surprise purrfday party that my wonderful girlfriendcat Sanjee hadded for me. I don't fink that Mommy minded that I didn't lay wif her.
The Alien Report - by my whacko brofur Sammy - Sammy Meezer here wif the Alien Report - well the two legged little ones that disappeared last week after taking the one alien out all tied up in the wagon reappeared this weekend. they haf not recaptured the alien and tied it up again. it's prolly not a really good idea to do that again. but the aliens are now romping around togefur and making their plans. i think the end is near............. back to you Miles
Oh Sammy, you really really need some help. Or medi-k-shun. Or both.
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. I think I need a nap. I'm getting older you know.