Monday, June 15, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The How Much Trouble Can Billy Get Into Report: whereas last week Billy was a 7 and lots of you kitties told him how good he was, he went on a 3 day bender and is now up to a 12 on a scale of 1-10. Or as The Mom says, "he gave me a 4 advil weekend".

The Foods Report: WHIPPED CREAM ROCKS.

The Alien Report - by Sammy and Special Repurrter Billy: Take it away wacko. I mean Sammy: Thank you fatbutt. I sent junior repurrter and alien attracter Billy out to gather intel. This is his report: FANK YOU. ME wented out and talked to Cujo, Marley, Dutchess and guest alien Taylor. Ferst the all hadded to sniff my hiney. That was kind of personal and ME did not 'presheate it. Sammy wanted me to ask him what their plans is that they seems to be making. But all they said was "sniff sniff sniff woof sniff sniff woof". Can any woofie translate? Back to you Sammy: It's all furry inneresting. Back to you fatso Miles.

uh, Fank you. You're both insane in the brain.

The shopping report: We gotted a new litter boks. Our Breeze boxes were great, but somecat (whacko and junior whacko) kept hanging their butts out of them, so now we haf a huge giant litter boks. it's almost like a swimming pool.

My health report: well, i'm still tilty but not dizzy. but i'm barfy again. but it's the mom's fault - she gotted the old kind of foods with the grains in them and i started barfing again. she saided it was 'acuase we ranned out and our pet food store was closed. so, lesson to the mom: nefur let us run out of foods again or I will continue to barf in your path to the litterbox room in the middle of the night.

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

29 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh Miles I am so sorry that you barfed again. I hope that you stop being so tilty too... That is so icky.

BTW: if it makes you feel better--we are BACK!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmm, wonder what dem woofies is really up to. Oh, dey like to sniff butts a lot! One even tried to sniff our dad's butt yesserday...goofy.

The Island Cats said...

Yeah, whipped cream rocks BIG TIME!!

Billy, sorry you got your butt sniffed...we don't speak woofie so we don't kwow what they were saying...

VampyVictor said...

hahah you can leave a trail of barf where the momma walks.. that is always fun for them to discover it while it is dark by it squishing in their toes hahah
V-V

Max said...

Butt sniffing woofies can't be up to any good! I'm not sure we WANT to know what they're saying! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

meemsnyc said...

Ooooh, a new giant litter box. Lucky. maybe we should poop out of our box so we can get a new one!!

Karen Jo said...

Whipped cream is one of the best things ever! I new giant litter box sounds fun. Do any of you dig to China? I am sorry about your head getting tilty again Miles, and your barfing. You have a good plan for reminding your Mom not to run out of the good food.

Eric and Flynn said...

We have a giant litterbox too. It's called a greenhouse and mum has to keep going in to scoop it. She sez she wishes we wouldn't go in there, but why else would she have all that nice dirt earth in there?

Furkidsmom said...

Whipped cream sounds yummy! We have special litterboxes too but sometimes someone sort of misses.

We're happy to hear you aren't dizzy but we were hoping you weren't titlty anymore. We hope your Mom gets the right food so you're not barfy!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Gandalf and Grayson said...

You had us at Whipped Cream! It is our most favorite treat! We have not had any in a bazillion night naps.

Oh, and Billy... just 4 advils? You're slipping, dude!

The Creek Cats said...

Miles, sorry to hear you are barfy again. We sure hope you feels betters soon!

We love some whipped cream too!

Parker said...

Butt sniffing woofies, oh dear...

DEBRA said...

Momma bought us a GIANT pool size litterbox too because *cough* one of us kitty (Mr.Jinx) couldn't fit in the normal box. The box is tooo big for me. So I only use the smaller boxes. Sammy I have taken to checkin out under the cupboards for aliens. I make sure that they aren't hiding in there for Momma.

Purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Robyn and HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Grate repurrt Miles. Oh oh bout the foods. Wanna come to my house n haf no grains foods til your Mommy gets sum fur yoo at yore house? Then we can bisit yore house.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

The Furry Bambinos said...

Is Billy brave or stupid for getting so close to woofies? Billy, be careful!!! Miles, we are sorry to hear that you are feeling tilty again.

Padre, Panda Bear, and Meerkat

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Busy weekend at your place!

Junior and Orion said...

You guys have so much excitement!! We want to come spend a weekend with you!

Miles-Does the food with grains cause your head tilt?

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Sorry that you got sick again. We hope you continue to feel well now.
-Pinky Ash and Boo

Billy, we should get together we'd drive the moms beyond crazy.
-Ash

The Furry Kids said...

Whipped cream is delicious. Miles, it sure sounds like you have your paws full with those other two. Yikes.

EG

Purrageous Pirates said...

BILLY!! ME is BACK!! Did you miss FAGIN? FAGIN missed you and we gots to PLAYPLAYPLAY to make up for ME being gone so long. Come ofur? Wanna PLAY? Please? WE GOTS TO!!! - Fagin

Daisy said...

I loves whipped cream, too. Even though ours just comes out of a can, I hardly ever get even a single lick of any.

Tybalt said...

Oh no to the barfies!!!! I guess your mommy learned her lesson, huh?

~Tybalt

BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DANCEDANCEDANCE!!!!!
*wigglebuttsniffdance*

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Running out of FOOD?

I think that khalls fur applikhation of some hairballs where she leasts expekhts 'em!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Hansel said...

we is sorry you have no news on the plans from the aliens. And, we iz sorry you has the barfs again too. The woofie here has diarrheas. Sicky ends. Sicky ends.
--hansel

A&S said...

i never had the whipped cream, but i will ask. i hope you are still feeling better and better Miles!

luv,
Marko Meowii
http://markomeow.wordpress.com

The Devil Dog said...

Wow, your poor mom, that sounds like one heck of a weekend. And what a great report. You are all great reporters.

Roxy

PS Billy, I cannot translate alien woofie. Sorry.

Tuck said...

I do not think I would like it if a woofie sniffed my butt. Woofies scare me a little. I'm sorry to hear that you are feeling sick again Miles...I hope going back on the grain-free food helps.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

We think you are ALL whacko (in a good way of course), but we love the idea of GIANT litterboxes.

FrecklesandDeb said...

Excellent report and some fair warnings to your mom!

How is Sammy doing?

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