Monday, June 29, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

The Foods Report: YES!!! ham AND real live dead shrimps!! And eggs and bacon. And left ofur prime rib from the place the mom and the dad man person wented to dinner.

The Dad Man Person report: We is trying to teach Billy that LADY means someone like the MOM. But he's 'afused. He loves the dad though, and would lick his face while he was asleep.

Here with The Alien Report is our resident whacko Sammy:
Um, yeah, thanks lard butt. The Aliens was quiet all week last week and all weekend. They must be plotting something really bad. I will haf to do extra patrols this week.
Back to you lardo.

Um, yeah, you crazy weirdo.

The "what did Billy do this week to get in trouble" report: Well, really, aside from calling Dad the Dad Lady Person, not much. He's been pretty good this week. Singing in the bathtub wasn't really bad as it mad the mom laff.

The Lets Help A Furriend Report: our good furriend Zeus has a good furriend Laney that is in a contest. They are collecting green papers to help furries find furefur homes. That's always a good thing. So please stop by Zeus' place and find out about Laney and maybe go visit her and help out!!!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. And remember these werds of advice: if you want to learn how to fly, just stick your tongue up your person's nose while they sleep.

26 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You guys do have the stran ... uh, most interesting reports. And you're educational too. Except, why would any kitty want to learn to stick his tongue up a person's nose while they sleep?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow. The secret of flying is in a human's nose... cool.

Tuck said...

Humans have something magical in their noses??

The Island Cats said...

Hmmmm...we don't think we wanna do that kind of flying, Miles! Glad you all had a great weekend with the Dad Lady Person!

Max said...

Ya know, if you do the nose thing, you also get to hear about Jesus Christ and his pogo stick. Sometimes, there's even a F word involved.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Shrimpsies AND eggs AND bacon? All at once? We haf nefer had that in all our days! Wow, we GOTTA try THAT!

Karen Jo said...

You got great foods this week, Miles. Isn't having the Dad around great? It's cool that the aliens were quiet for a nice change. I remember the time that Max learned to fly from sticking his nose in the Woman's belly button while she was asleep.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

You stuck your tongue up somebuddy's nose? And flew? Whoa. That's intense, dudes.

The Creek Cats said...

Real live deaded shrimp..... we are so jealous!

Parker said...

You had me at the food report. So yummy!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

miles don't tell anyone but it werks in the ear too!

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxo

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahahahaha! That last bit really cracked us up.

Noll's Nip said...

You guys write the bestest reports!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

We agree! Your reports are the BEST!!! The foods sound yummy!!! Enjoyed the alien report...as always! Billy, you are always good....Mommy says so!!!

Hmmm...flying.....not sure we want to try that, but thanks anyway!!!

Love, uSSSSS

Lois Lane/Laney said...

Thanks for including us in your report! You cats are super cool!

P.S.:My mom said she grew up with 2 siamese cats!

Robyn and HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Oooooooo yoo gotted hams AND real live dead shrimps. Yay! It was fun comin by to say hi to yore Dad too.
It's shady today, so yoo wanna come play in the closet, Miles? It's fun to crawl round in there and frow fings offa shelfs n stuff. hehehe
Purrrrrrrrr n nosekisses,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Zeus said...

Thanks for spreading the word, Meezers! Let's hope for the best!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Another great weekly report! Glad you guys gotted to see the Dad Man! The food seems better when that happens.
It is very curious indeed that the aliens aren't yappin' lately! just wait till all those fireworks go off, that will get them going!

The Furry Kids said...

Awesome report! But why didn't your dad bring your foo-ton?????
I like your words of advice. They are pretty true. heh heh
Happy Monday!

EG

Cliff and Olivia said...

I'm sure you had a lot of interesting things to say, but I didn't get beyond ham and shrimps.

Cliff

jenianddean said...

Great report. I hope you had a good visit with your dad.
--Jasper

Camie's Kitties said...

It sounds like you had a great weekend with your dad person. The food sounds yummy. We don't think we want to learn to fly that much. Have you ever learned to walk on the ceiling yet? Maybe sticking your tongue somewhere else with help you with that goal.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Mr. Tigger said...

Wow!! You guys have the funest weekends!! Ham & real live dead shrimpies sound delicious!! So glad the Dad (lady) Man Person came to visit and you had a wonderful weekend!! So glad the aliens have been quiet Sammy! Have a good Monday!
Hi 5 paw,
Mr. Tigger

The Devil Dog said...

That is a great report, as always, and I totally agree with learning to fly. I think dad would surpass mom in this, if I was silly enough to try it.

Roxy

Angus Mhor said...

Billy, Singing in the bathroom is the absolute best spot to sing in the whole house-it has great koostix! That's what I heard. Oh, and if you have a hallway with a tall ceiling-that's a good place, too. Oh, and from inside ANY CABINET! Sounds a little spooky.

I tried that "stick your tongue up your person's nose" thing one time-she made the most awful noise. Kind of lik "YEAUGH-ACK-UGG, blecherwother#@%$&wuzthat, snkxzzzzzzzz. "

Weird, huh?

King Valrohna said...

I like your report:).

Ooh, I'm trying your flying advice this week - thanks!!!!

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