Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Here is my rant for today: When you're sitting around watching your the mom eat, and she's NOT sharing her chick-hen wif you 'acuase "hey dude, I get to eat my food ferst not you", don't EFUR, EFUR, EFUR stick your paw in the potato salad and then lick it.

No, the mom, it's NOT funny. Not funny at all. Stop Laffing. STOP IT.

The mom - you stink.

32 comments:

A Few Good Cats said...

Miles, are you saying you shouldn't stick your paw in the potato salad *and then* lick it, or simply that you shouldn't stick your paw in the potato salad at all? Because we can think of reasons that, in light of your mom's not sharing, you might well be justified in showing your disapproval.

JC said...

If Mom has something good on her plate, I just sit by her and kind of put my paw near what I want. She usually pushes something my way. I try to pretend I didn't want it but after a while I agree to try some.

I'm her favorite or at least I think I am,

Al ... also, known as Grandson
(I was her daugher's cat til daughter went off to college. Now I belong to Grandma)

Max said...

I don't think I've ever had potato salad. After that I'm guessing I don't want to. Hmm.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i love potato salad miles, you should try it! or at least ACT like you like it! dur...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Cory said...

Once you got potato salad on you paw, aren't you obligated to lick it?

Reese =^..^= said...

Well, maybe it's a little funny! mewmewmew

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

"Potato Salad"? Oh ick... Those are smelly veggies an not efen crunchy!

We do eat lettuce sometimes. Almost as good as grass.

Eric and Flynn said...

Hmm, I've often thought of trying mum's potato salad. Maybe I won't bother after all.
Flynn

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Gandalf likes to stick his paw in Mom's ice cream, Miles. That's OK, right?

Katie and Da Katz said...

ummm... potatoez sound yucky...
waz dats mustard or sumpin? mustard is yucky.


wait... fried potatoez are okay.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Mommy is laughing very hard! She says that she is sorry Miles....but this is funny! Potato Salad??? HAHAHAHA!!!

Hansel said...

uh ohhhhhhhhhhh potato salad? not much like chickhuns! BILLY come to our party today. :)

The Island Cats said...

Miles, thanks for telling us so we won't try potato salad if we see it...

Kaz's Cats said...

Miles, I hear your pain. So, you're saying that Potato Salad isn't much of a substitute for chickhen. The sacrifices you make for the greater good...

Purrs in sympathy,

Gypsy (aka King of the People Food in My House)

Parker said...

HaHaHaHaHa! Oops, sorry Miles...

Noll's Nip said...

I hear you Miles...when you can almost taste the chicken and instead, wind up with mayo in your mouth, that's criminal!!!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

OH!

The horrors of being woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

The Meowers from Missouri said...

ahahahahahahaha . . . errrrr, sorry. oh, woe! how furry terri . . . ahahahaahahahahaha . . . sorry--really, sorry. we share your pain. we . . . ahahahahaahahaha! sorry, dude. *snork* *chortle*

Kitties @ Our family cat-a-blog... said...

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

Our momma is laughin' so hard dat she is jigglin' us all ober da place!

Tiger Lily said...

Mom is laughing too but I know just what you mean Miles. Zeke and Sushi actually like potato salad and I think Ruckus might be willing to try it.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Miles, you rock!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

A word of advice for the mom, don't efur, efur, efur laugh at your boy when he's serious. It hurts his feelings. And makes him rant.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Was it mustard tato salad? Da mustard kind is yucky, but if yoo gets da kind dat our mom makes it haf sour cream in it and da creamy part is deelishus...da potatos, not so much. Either way yoor mom should not laff at yoo...really.

Junior and Orion said...

Maybe you should have whapped a piece of chicken off the plate instead. That is rude of her to laugh at you though.

The Furry Kids said...

That is definitely not funny. What the paw???

EG

jenianddean said...

Your Mom licked your foot ... yuck! Oh ... you licked potato salad -- definitely not chicken.
--Jasper

Princess said...

Potato salad is good... unless it is spicey, then you get a hot tongue and a messy poop later all thanks to mom.

I hope you are okay Miles

Shadow / Molly said...

Miles, we do not fink dat yer the mom shud laff at yoo. Poop on her pillow!!

Furkidsmom said...

Not sharing chick-hen? Isn't that considered abuse? We think it's in the Cat's Bill of Rights that we get first taste of all chick-hen!


Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Potato salad Miles, yuck! We hope you finally got some chick-hen ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Sammy, Miles and Billy, I want thank you so much for coming to wish me a Happy Birthday, it made my special day the best it could ever be! I am so lucky to have furriends like you :)
Love, purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina

meemsnyc said...

Hahahahha, you really stuck your paw in the potato salad? Uh oh.

Robyn and HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

O don't feel bad Miles. I hadn't been able to bisit nocats bloggies dis week a'cause a Mommy. She's been nutso again wif tryin to switch meddysins. *eyerollz*
Do yoo wanna come snuggle? It's cool n gray heer.
Purrrrrrs n nosekisses,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

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