Monday, July 06, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - vanilla ice cream. that's it. it stunk.

The Holiday Report - our the mom werked all weekend so we didn't really haf a holiday. and there were no boomers 'acuase our town doesn't do that anymore. so it was ok.

The What has Billy Done This Week report: Billy was mad at the mom for werking all weekend, so he gave the mom a gift - he tossed efurryfing from the side of the tub into the tub. she hadded fun wif that.

The alien report by our resident whacko Sammy: The alien next door SPAWNED. there's like a little mini alien there now. AHHHHHHHHH.
Back to you Tubbo.

::SIGH:: I think he needs med-a-k-shuns.

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

26 comments:

The Creek Cats said...

Great report! Very lucky your town doesn't set off the boomers! We did lotsa hiding.

The Devil Dog said...

You guys are just a bunch of crack ups. We love you.

Roxy & Lucky

Spawned? As in had a baby? Does it have tentacles? Three eyes? Details, my man, I need details!

The Island Cats said...

Ha! We didn't even get vanilla ice cream this weekend...

Sweet Purrfections said...

Looks like you guys actually behaved this weekend.

Deb Cushman said...

Excellent report as usual, Miles! We're sorry your mom had to work all weekend, but we're extra glad that you didn't have to be scared from all the fireworks!

A mini alien! You're right Sammy - AHHHHHH! We've dealt with an alien before -- no fun! Good luck!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I'm sorry your human didn't get to pay more attention to you. We really need better staff...

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We are glad ya hadda quiet Boom Day. We didn't. It was WAY too loud here.

Max said...

I wish we'd had a quiet BOOM day. The Woman could see the town fireworks from the back yard so she stood out there and watched while Buddah and I were like ARE YOU INSANE?!?!? I didn't mind the noise but man, Buddah nearly wet himself. Wuss.

Karen Jo said...

I feel for your Mom. I worked all weekend, too. Vanilla ice cream is good, but I bet you wanted ham, right, Miles. Billy is getting really good at whapping stuff. Sammy, be very careful. When the aliens start spawning, things can get really weird.

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Great report Miles. Happy belated 4th to you all.

Motor Home Cats said...

That was a great report. At least you got vanilla ice cream. We didn't get anything. We are sorry your mom had to work all weekend. That isn't fun.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Whitey said...

Our Mom didn't work, but she was off having fun with friends so I was alone at the swamp and Gandalf and Grayson were all by their own selves most of the weekend. No Ice Cream... but no big boomies or aliens, thank Cod.

Noll's Nip said...

Nothing good ever came out of "spawning!"

The Whiskeratti said...

Spawning...eww..... that doesn't sound good.

Parker said...

No meat? No HAM???!!! Sigh...

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'm sure woo have more to do to remind your mom woo missed her!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Reese =^..^= said...

Thanks for the report. Sounds like everything is normal at your house!

The Furry Kids said...

The foods were really weak, huh? Just ice cream? So wrong. Then again, I didn't get anything good either. Crap.

Your pal,
Titus

Shaggy and Scout said...

No foods!!!! And it was a holiday too! That's not right.
Alien Spawn! Run for your lives!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

No ham? No shrimp? No chick-hen? AND it was a holiday!!!! Wow, your Mom did not do well this weekend! Hopefully she can make up for it this coming weekend.

We wish we had no boomies here. We don't mind the purty sparkly ones, but the boomies we could do without.

Billy~ it sounds like you are becoming the new whapping king!

New aliens? What the??? We didn't know they could reproduce!!!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Bummer, dude. Not a great weekend, sounds like. Lack of boomies sounds good, though.
Tell Sanjee that Grandma said she can stay as long as she wants, but she might not want her crunchies to get stale. Maybe you can come pick them up for her Miles. hehehe
Purrrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Another very good report! What kind of alien is it??? Billy, have you been playing "throw things in the tub"? That is a favorite game around especially when there is water and a Mommy in the tub too! :)

The Florida Furkids said...

That's too bad. On the other paw, at least you didn't have to put up with the boomies like we did.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Tuck said...

Ice cream sounds delicious! I hope Billy didn't get into too much trouble!

Just Ducky said...

Miles the ham processing plant by us burned up today. I hope we don't have a ham shortage.

Isis said...

i LOVE your posts. they are so great! medikashuns huh? i have to take glycoflex every other day for my hips.... i could spare some!

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