Monday, July 27, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report - bacon, chick-hen and turkey were on the menu last week. Coco-nut does NOT taste good. Neifur does raspberries. Don't ask.

Now here is Sammy wif the Psycho Report - Thank you lard butt. The alien next door gotted a longer rope. Now he can lay in wait in the lawn and stare in the big window at me. He looks big and stoopid but I KNOWS that he's smart. The lady he holds captive in his house is always cleaning up his poo. He has her trained like we have our mommy trained. Back to you oh Hefty One.

Um, thanks. I'm NOT a trash bag you dope.

The Mom report - our the mom has some sort of creeping crud that has stolen her voice and makes it hard for her to swallow. so we's purring on her sometimes.

The "what did Billy do to get in trouble this week" report - well, he ran outside wifout his leash about eleventy eight times. And then one night at about 2am the mom could not find him and he did not come running when she called him and then she gotted panicky and started crying and he came out from unner the bed hollering "keep it down lady, I'm SLEEPING". sheesh . Moms.

The weather report - it's akshually SUMMER here. So I'm doing my best to make the mom nuts and laying against her all the time. She say's I'm like a little furnace and she sweats alot. hee hee.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

29 comments:

iamfelix said...

Dear Miles: Tell your The Mom to be careful: Our The Mom had the swine flu a couple of weeks ago, and that's how it started -- sore throat, lost her voice.

Purrs for her,
Maxine, Fletcher & Louis

Parker said...

Here's hoping that your Mom feels better soon - and I agree - coconut is not good!

The Whiskeratti said...

Purrs for your The Mom!!!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Our Mommy has a cold, so we are trying to make her feel better too! We hope that your Mommy feels better soon!

Billy, our Mommy says that you SHOULD NOT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT YOUR MOMMY KNOWING EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!

Have a great Monday!!!

uSSSSS

Eric and Flynn said...

We hope your mum soon feels better. We wish we could get our summer to come back again. We've got no chance of getting too hot.

The Creek Cats said...

LOL! Funny as always!

We sure hope your mom feels better soon!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Coco-nut sounds icky. But did yoo know ham is purrty good? Oh yoo knows dat. Silly me. heeeeeeehehehe I hope my copy helped purr on yore Mommy. I will come help too. Maybe we can play after too, Miles.
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pumpkin said...

We're sending lots of purrs so that the Mom feels better soon. Of course Billy wuz under the bed. That's a favrit napping place. At leest it is at OWR howse.

The Island Cats said...

Another exciting weekend with the Meezers! Hope the mom lady person feels better soon...

Cory said...

Purrs to your mom! We hope she feels better soon. My mom goes crazy if she can't find me in the house.

Tybalt said...

I hope your mommy feels better soon. Sick mommies are NO GOOD.

I'm glad Billy wasn't lost or anything like that . . . I don't think Dana could take it. I do that to my mommy sometimes. I like to hide somewhere I've never hidden before and ignore mommy so that she starts getting panicky, and then I saunter out like there was nothing out of the ordinary going on. It keeps her on her toes.

Whitey said...

Well, at least the foodz were good. Whitey escaped once last week and a big bad tom cat gave Whitey the bitey on mai front leg. Mom sez it looks like it iz getting an infekshun. Now Whitey iz going to the Vet in half an hour. Mom sez it is for my own good... so you know that can't be good.

Fat Eric said...

I hope your mum feels better soon. Raspberries don't taste good? Guess what, my mum had a prawn mayonnaise sandwich yesterday and I found out that prawn mayonnaise is GOOD!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope your Mom feels better. It's nice and hot here and we don't have air so you can come and snuggle with our humans too! I love that.

Junior and Orion said...

You guys get the best foods at your house!!

Sammy-that alien next door is starting to worry us!

Miles-no you aren't a trash bag and we don't think you are a lard butt either.

Billy-STAY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is much safer there for you.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Alien next door?

Be nice to said alien or we'll khontakht the Mother Ship to khome get woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Junior and Orion said...

And Mom-get well soon...we will be purring for you!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Sounds like business as usual at your house!

Brian said...

We pass our purrs on to your Mom too!!!

Max said...

You guys need to get proactive. It's time for a kitty pile on your Mom's throat. Yep, all of you at one time. I know it sounds distasteful, but you gotta do it. Pile on and purr...that's fix her.

jenianddean said...

Billy really should stay in the house and try not to scare your Mom like that. Sometimes our Mom gets panicky when she can't find us and we don't some for treats, but we're always right there, just hiding real good.
--Jasper

Furkidsmom said...

Thanks for the update and we're glad the foods were good. We like to hide and make Mom think we got out, then we appear like nothing is wrong!! We think you might want to be extra nice to Mom if she is still feeling crummy.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Reese =^..^= said...

Tell you mom purrson I hope she's feeling better. I have never tried coconuts or raspberries, hmmmmm. Tell your mom to keep it down, so you can sleep under the bed where it is quiet.

Camie's Kitties said...

Miles, we are glad you aren't a trash bag. That wouldn't be a very fun thing to be. We also agree that coconut and raspberries don't sound very good.

Sammy, keep an eye on the alien. He might do something strange one day.

Billy, DO NOT run outside without your leash. It scares the mom-lady person. Also, don't sleep when she is calling you - that also scares her.

Mom lady person, we home you feel better soon. Take care of yourself.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Derby said...

I don't care for raspberries but mum loves them. I spooked mum this AM too, she didn't see me right away sitting in a corner before she left. So she was all over the house looking for me. hehehe.

Tuck said...

What a crazy weekend you boys had! I think Billy and I are brothers from different mothers...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Miles, a terrific report, as usual.

Billy, you made the mom lady cry?

Sammy, keep a close eye on the alien next door.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Billy, you should NOT make da mom cry. It's NOT good.
It got hot here, too, so I laid on mom's shoulders when she was usin da puter. She called me a big blankie an made fun of how I was meltin ofur her. Nina finks it's cool in da bafroom doorway, so she's playin doorcat.
We gots aliens next door, too but they don't bug me.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Please tell us how Billy gets outside at night. We would like ta try that.

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