Deer Billy SweetFeets:
Food will NOT shoot out my hiney when I'm eating. Please stop checking to see if that will happen every time I go to the cruncy bowl. Sheesh.
How could you? Now all the girlcats will fink ME is a 'gusting boy. I only does it 'acuase SAMMY tells me that you're a alien and ME has to make shur that it's really YOU. - Billy
Please make Billy stop sniffing my personal private area when I eats. I is NOT a alien.
Is you SHUR? Only a alien would holler and complain.