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Wednesday, July 01, 2009
MILES

Deer Billy SweetFeets:

Food will NOT shoot out my hiney when I'm eating. Please stop checking to see if that will happen every time I go to the cruncy bowl. Sheesh.


Deer Miles:

How could you? Now all the girlcats will fink ME is a 'gusting boy. I only does it 'acuase SAMMY tells me that you're a alien and ME has to make shur that it's really YOU. - Billy

Deer Sammy

Please make Billy stop sniffing my personal private area when I eats. I is NOT a alien.

Miles


Deer Miles

Is you SHUR? Only a alien would holler and complain.

Sammy

36 cats hollering back:

Freya's Staff said...

sounds like an alien to me!

Freya
xx

Whitey said...

Me thinks thou dost protest too much, Miles! O noes! Maybe you ARE an alien.

Furkidsmom said...

We think a furry close inspection is called for.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

My darling Billy Sweetfeets: I don't think your brothers are aliens.....a little weird maybe....but that is what we all love about them!!! I miss you darlin'! Can you teleport over and give me some snuggles???

Love, Auntie Deb

::Hi Miles!::
::Hi Sammy!::

I love you two darlin's as well!!!

The Island Cats said...

You never know where an alien will be so you always gotta be checking....

Abby Normal and Stygia said...

You boys are very, very silly. But, we can't totally discount what you say just because you're silly...

*sniffs you*

Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Heheh - you guys are just so cute and funny!
xo

Tybalt said...

Ha ha ha ha!

~Tybalt

BILLY!!!! You are NOT an ALIEN but if you WERE an ALIEN I would STILL LIKE YOU and we could do the ALIENWIGGLEBUTTDANCE together! AND OHMIGOSHOHMIGOSHOHMIGOSH! Today is my BIRTHDAY but Mommy can't do a party for me until tomorrow because she goes to that class thing that makes her all tired and crabby and she doesn't get home until late and Grandmama has to come and feed me while Mommy is there and I just wanted to know if you would do the BIRTHDAYWIGGLEBUTTDANCE with me and maybe come over and have CUPCAKES with me tomorrow I think I may get Loki to DJ and play THRILLER so we can ZOMBIEWIGGLEBUTTDANCE.

. . . are ZOMBIES better than ALIENS???

~Dana

Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

SAMMY!! SAMMY!! COME HELP ME!!! QUICK!!!
Your Tuxie furiend,
Samantha


DANCEDANCEDANCE!!! Me want one of those white suits from yesterday too!!
Maverick

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

y'all are nutso today! ha ha ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Ariel said...

Lol...You guys are just to cute :)

Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

Thank you for rescuing me Sammy and Billy!! I thought I was a gonner!!
BILLY!! BILLY! Oh my goodness!! Did the aliens take him??
Samantha

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Billy--really that's a dog thing. If it's eating--it's Miles...

Reese =^..^= said...

What smells like an alien....

Robyn and HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

I'll come and purtekt yoo while yoo eets, Miles. Will yoo purtekt me bak? We can take turns at da crunchy bowl. Silly Billy. hehe
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Is Sammy working undercover with Harley the detective on this case? If so, perhaps Harley (Daisy's brother) will loan him a magnifying glass so he can check Miles for identifying features from a distance instead of sending Billy to sniff his butt.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Billy, we think yoo need to stop lissening to Sammy. Miles is not an alien...we see da aliens in our nayborhood and none of dem looks anything like a kitty!

Noll's Nip said...

Ha ha....feeding time at you guys' house is anything but boring!

Daisy said...

I think most boys are a little bit 'gusting.
~ Daisy


Hey, you can borrow my magnifying plastic if you want a closer look!
~ Harley

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Hahahahaha!!! Sounds like fun at your place!!!!!! heehee
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

DEBRA said...

A fella gotta do what a fellas gotta do! Billy watch out yoo nefur knoo when aliens might appear as Miles!

*wavin paws*

Bye to my sweet handsome floofy meezer man...wanna come joins me in my purrday celebrations?

purrs and nosekisses
Your tiny tuxie princess who turns a perfect 10 today!
Abby

Max said...

Miles, dood, clearly you are one of those kitties who squirts sunshine, rainbows, puffy pink clouds, and perfume out of your...well, your backside. And Billy is obviously jealous of this and is trying to figure out how. You may be putting up with his nose there for the rest of your life...

The Furry Kids said...

I like my privacy while I'm eating my foods. I would certainly not like having my booty sniffed. I feel your pain, Miles.

EG

Junior and Orion said...

Billy~You may be doomed with two meezers as brothers. I only have one meezer brother and I sometimes feel doomed.

Orion

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khats!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Angus Mhor said...

Dear Aliens:

We have a special deal for you today. We have a cat what shoots food out his hiney while he eats. We also have a cat what talks to the wrong end of a cat while the cat eats. We also have a cat who thinks his brother talks to aliens. We are having a special on these three cats TODAY ONLY!! Come on DOWN!

King Valrohna said...

Billy, I don't think you're an alien, but I've heard that aliens can hide anywhere. I hope one never hides in me, b/c I don't want my butt sniffed.

Eric and Flynn said...

Be careful Billy. You can find aliens in allsorts of strange places nowadays.

Zeus said...

I think Wednesday rant has turned into Wednesday drama! I cannot wait to read the next installment. Will Miles really turn out to be an alien? Will Billy and Miles get into a fight over the private area sniffing? Will Sammy profess his undying love for Billy and admit he is jealous that he is not having his private area sniffed?

I cannot wait to know more!!!

Camie's Kitties said...

We don't think there are any aliens in the house Billy and Sammy. Miles, maybe you need to put your backside to the cabinets when you eat so you can have a little peace.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Derby said...

Miles, there is always a first time for foods to shoot out your butt. Billly is just checking to see if will be happen.

Cory said...

Well, sometimes a nose, uh you know where is the only way to tell who it really is...

Sweet Praline said...

Boys! Boys! Boys! You'd never catch us ladycats doing that.

Karen Jo said...

Billy, Miles is not an alien and he doesn't shoot food out of his backside, so you can stop checking on him while he eats. Sammy, you need to stop filling little Billy's head with weird ideas.

The Meowers from Missouri said...

this is why our mom feeds nitro inna living room, ed onna counter inna kitchen, an' xing xing in her room behind closed doors. we boys hog down our foods at the same rate, so we can't bother each other, an' xingy is outta reach. we nefur get to haf NO fun like you guys do!

The Crew said...

Don't you hate it when someone sniffs your butt while you're trying to eat.

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