Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Stop putting the side of the plate with the goss salad stuff near me and the side with the yummy meat near you. You KNOW i'm going to just reach out and drag something off the plate. and you KNOW that if it's something like a "sugar snap pea" i'm going to just toss it to the floor. Oh, and sugar snap peas don't taste like sugar.

20 comments:

Karen Jo said...

Grin. I think your Mom is trying to discourage you from helping her eat her dinner, Miles. I like sugar snap peas.

Whitey said...

Ack. Peas. Whitey is Not Allowed near the plates when Mom and mai Daddy eat lunch... How did to manage being close enough to whap, Miles?

Parker said...

Peas? Blech!

The Island Cats said...

We hope you get some meat, Miles!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

honey i once had a cat that loved green beans! you should TRY the sugar snap pea, they are delicious!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxo

The Creek Cats said...

Peas do not sound yummy!

Noll's Nip said...

Luigi likes to play with sugar peas (but they have to be taken out of their little sugar sleeve first).

Eric and Flynn said...

Ewww! We wouldn't want to eat peas, but they are good for playing with.

The Furry Kids said...

I agree with Eric & Flynn. Peas are for whapping, not eating.

Love,
Tazo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That is so rude. You know what I have started doing? I try to get up there and sit with my behind in the Woman's plate...

Junior and Orion said...

We can't understand why beans don't just eat all meat.......these veggie and fruit things are just not all that wonderful.

The Crew said...

Well, duh...if she's going to share with a guest, it's polite to put the "good stuff" nearest the guest, aka Miles. You were right to bring this oversight to her attention.

Daisy said...

I think they tastes more like the "Pees" part and less like the "Sugars" part. But I am just guessing since I never tasted any.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

What's with your mom? Every human should know without question that the goodies on the plate go nearest the kitty at the table.

But don't feel bad, at least you get to steal something. Jan protects her plate better than Buddy does his bowl.

Max said...

Dood!You can reach onto a plate and not get in trouble? I'd draw back a bloody stump if I did that! If I sit nicely and just watch dinner happen, though, I get a bite when they're done as long as it won't make flames shoot out my ass.

I would really like to try taking something off a plate, though. That would be at least 3 kinds of fun.

jenianddean said...

Huggy Bear was hunting Dad's roast beast sandwich from Arby's the other night ... that's always good fun to watch Dad try to eat and fend off a big mancat at the same time. Did you ever get some meat?
--Jasper

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I love peas!

I'll eat the ones woo don't want!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Camie's Kitties said...

Mom tries to guard her plate too, but only from Miss Jade. She refuses to take no for an answer too.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

The Devil Dog said...

We are sorry your mom is trying to give you snap sugar peas. I will take them if you don't want them.
And we are sorry we forgot to say Happy Gotcha Day to Sammy. (It was Lucky's fault.)

Roxy

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

You are right Miles. They do not taste like sugar. I don't blame you for reaching for the good stuff.
Thank you for the birthday wishes yesterday. (Billy, I am impressed with your medieval vocabulary.)
*scritches and luvs*
Mom Robyn

PS. Miles, Sanjee is meowing for you to come visit for a while. She's on the sunporch.

Meezer Monday

MILES Yeah, it's Meezer Monday.  EVERY MONDAY IS MEEZER MONDAY and that woman just does not care.  She doesn't feed me good food...