Monday, August 03, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

I NEED A 'BAMALANCE!!!! Our The Mom TRIED TO KILL ME. She slammed my tail in a door!!! SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME.

SAMMY

Sheesh Drama Queen, calm down. She did NOT try and kill you. Why was your tail sticking in the door when you KNOWED that she was closing it?

MILES

Look whacko, attempted cat-acide is attempted cat-aside and she should be arrested!!!

SAMMY

Uh, if she goes to jail, who will FEED your fat butt?

MILES

Uh, good point. I think that I'll just ignore her.

28 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I still think it's cat abuse. Maybe they can just give her like class work like in feline sensitivity training so she'll even be a better human?

Reese =^..^= said...

I think ignoring is a good idea.

Freya's Staff said...

what's a bamalance? will it stick your tail together again?

Eric and Flynn said...

That's the trubble with tails. Sometimes they forget to keep up then they get jammed. It's gotta be worth extra treats to help your recuvvery.

The Whiskeratti said...

Aw. Poor abused tail! But we are sure it wasn't done on purpose, so ignoring her at the punishment seems appropriate.

The Creek Cats said...

We're sure it was an accident, Miles. Our mom has done that before too....sure hurts!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh honey, you poor little thing! i am ever so sorry...

hugs, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

FrecklesandDeb said...

We vote for ignoring. Sending your mom to jail would cut deeply into your food and treat supply.

Her guilt will more than make up for your pain!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, miles! we is sorry to hear yer tail got sqwished--that must hurt as much as when a fat-butt bean steps on it!! but we fink you should just hit her up for extra treats--her guilt will make her an easy target!!!

The Island Cats said...

I hope your tail wasn't hurted, Miles! My mom slammed my tail in the door a few years ago...it reall hurt!!! Now I make sure my tail is no where near the door!

Wally

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

OH NOES!!!! Miles is yore tail ok??? Do yoo want me to call tha bamalance for yoo? Do yoo need a tail cast? Want me to kiss it n make it all better??? I'll be rite ofur in a tai... errrrrrrr in a sekond! Like rite now!
~~Sanjee

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Uh oh! Miles, are you ok?! Sheesh, I cannot even believe humans sometimes. It's like when my mom steps on my feets and then says "what the heck were you doing under my feet?!" like it was my fault!!
xo

Purrageous Pirates said...

Oh noes!! This is not goods. Do not feels bad though Miles - Daddy tried to rock the chair onto FAGIN'S head and KILL him on Friday. FAGIN had to claw him good to make sure he knew who was the boss! FAGIN is glad you is ok!!!

BILLY!! PLAYPLAYPLAY!! NOW!! We GOTS to!! Just GOTS to!!! YAY!!!

-Fagin

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

The Woman did that to me once when I was a kitten. It hurt BAD. I think she broked it but the only remedy would have been to amputate the tip of my tail so it just has a tiny kink to it. Perhpas this is why I pay her no mind?

Chase

Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

Oh no Miles!! We hope you are doing Okay!! You should get lots of sympathy and treats from the Mom now!! Those DOORS are not cat friendly at all!!
Your FL furiends,

BILLY!!! COME PLAYPLAYPLAY!! We have lots of room to run around now in!! THOE is so cool on tile floors!!
MAVERICK!!

Whitey said...

Owie! That musta hurted pretty good, Miles. Did you get more treats before you started ignoring The Mom?

Max said...

Dood...OW!!! I hope your tail is ok. Years and years and years ago, the Grandma that I've never met shut a CAR door on their kitty's tail! That cat was MAD! And for the rest of her life, when she got upset with the Grandma, she curled the end of her tail into a question mark.

You should do that. Remind your Mom FOREVER that SHE MOOSHED YOUR TAIL!!!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe would should be a MANx....

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Daisy said...

Ouchie! Sometimes my Mommie steps on my tail and I scream real loud. But I think next time I will call a 'bamalance. That's good advice!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

I know how you feel, Miles. Jan once slammed a door on my paw. She claimed she didn't know I was on top of it. But my siblings ignored me too. Except for Dr. Buddy. He fixed me right up with bandages and a comb cane.

Percy

DEBRA said...

The otter day Momma stepped on Mr. Jinx's tail and he diddant like it at all! And juss tooday Momma got into a big herray and she nearly kicked me, but she stopped reelly fast and picked me up and gave me lots of kisses.

Purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Miles, calm down! We mean, The Big Thing here is super careful like shuffles his big fat feet and looks behin him when he moves, but even then there IS the ocassional accident.

Sometimes a tail goes unseen... Yell "Ouchie" an get ofer it, that's our motto.

Of course, ya can always bite a toe at night, "by accident". And our favrit is when TBT is holdi a toy, grab ust a "little high an catch a finger... Heh-heh.

Ariel said...

Lol...Miles sorry about your tail...Hugs

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Poor baby! Miles, we are sure that your Mommy didn't mean to hurt your tail, but...we know it hurt!!!! We are sorry!!!

Mommy says that she will kiss it and make it all better!!!

Love, uSSSSS

Furkidsmom said...

Our tails have had a few mishaps too. We think ignoring is a good payback!!


Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Derby said...

Is your tail broked?

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

We have lots of ace bandages here if you want to wrap it real tight.

The Furry Bambinos said...

Sammy, when things like that happen around here, we threaten to call the ASPCA. How's your tail? Did you hide under the bed and give The Mom lots of guilt?

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, and Cookie and Caramel (the fosters)

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS