HEY! Someone turn off the farkin weather radio! It's been bleeping all farkin day!!! SHEESH!! I can SEE that it's raining and I can HEAR the boomies. AHHHHH
Oh, HAI! Welcome to the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today
The Weather report - so, we had such a big boomie today that the mom thought somefing 'asploded outside. We hadded LOTS of rain Sunday. and LOTS of boomies. And the HOTS.
The Foods Report - thank you all for your concern that our the mom is a horrible the mom and trying to starve us. Really, I heard her tell the orange menace that he's too fat and needs to lose weight. I think she's trying to kill us. BUT, I gotted some chick-hen and some pork. and Sammy gotted his crunchies.
The What Did Bill do to get in trouble this week report: Lets see, he escaped about eleventy nine squillion times. The Mom now calls him Who-dee-knee. I haf NO idea why. Oh, and he almost broked the mom's new glasses the ferst day she hadded them.
The Alien Report. by Sammy "Whacko" Meezer - the junior alien was next door almost all week. He doesn't haf to wear a collar and leash. The big alien next door does. OH, and one of the aliens on the other side of us runned away wif a leash attached and the mom saided that the alien warden finded him about 1/4 mile away stuck in the swamp. he hadded to haf been stuck there for about 2 days. He's a furry nasty alien but we feeled bad for him 'acuase he must haf been really scairt for all that time. and his mom and dad were 500 miles away on bay-k-shun. He was a bad alien and ran away from the alien sitter. There's a job I doesn't want - alien sitter. And the alien 'ahind us spented most of the week bouncing. up and down. up and down. up and down. all day long. I think it's some sort of alien ritual dance.
Back to you pork-pot.
Uh, thank you loony toons.
That it the meezer monday miles report for today.
::SIGH:: - more bad weather? HEY! THE MOM!!! Watch out for flooding when you're driving to werk!!!!
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
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