Monday, August 17, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

::looking through notebook and day planner:: Oh HI! Welcome to the Meezer Monday Miles report. Here is the report for today:


The Foods Report: Well, according to The Mom, it's "too freaking hot to eat". Which just goes to prove that she is BLOODY INSANE. How is that even possible? I did manage to snag some sir-loin by continually slapping it with my paw while it was on her plate. This tek-neeke does not really work well for all foods as I managed to slap some beet juice at one point and it tasted nasty.

The What Has Billy Done To Get in Trouble This Week Report: Lets see, there was the fan and cat tree being knocked over one day, and the wet paw prints all over the bathroom another day, and the freaking sneaking out the door eleventy five squillion times. He really really makes The Mom mad when he does that. She unnerstands that he was feral and lifed outside for 6 months, but he's not feral anymore and he is WAAAAAAAAAAY too trusting and he could get really hert. He doesn't want to hear this - he LOVES all woofies and kitties and beans and doesn't unnerstand that there are woofies that doesn't like kitties, and kitties that doesn't like other kitties and beans that could be mean beans. 'asides, he KNOWS that he's only 'llowed outside wif his harniss.

The Alien Report - by resident whack job Sammy: Thank you fatty fatty two by four. The alien report for this week - 'parently aliens are affected by the hots too as they has not been out so much. The alien 'ahind us continues to bounce all the time when she is out. I think she ate the younger bean in her house as we have not seen the girl bean since school ended.
Back to you lardo.

Thank you Sammy you loona-tik.

The Grampie report: well the grampie camed home from the bean hospital on Friday. He cannot take the medi-k-shuns that maded his heart werk right 'acuase then it started doing damage to his heart. We doesn't know what the next steps are at this point, so please say a purrayer for our grampie.

The "it will be Billy's 2nd purrfday at the end of the monf" report. We is going to haf a party on the 30th, the day 'afore Billy's purrfday. It will be a chatzy party so stay tuned for details.

This concludes the Meezer Monday Miles Report.

22 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We will keep your Grampie in our thoughts and purrs.

I have also never heard of it being too hot to eat. That sounds very strange to me. Did you know that my vet thinks I am just strong and muscular and not fat like everyone says? That didn't stop the Woman from calling me Chubalard.

Max said...

It is just not possible for it to be too hot to eat! That's INSANE!!!

I have paws crossed for your Grampie and I hope they figure his heart out soon. That's got to be way frustrating.

I'm thinking that if the people have the hots, we need to douse them with cold water.

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Miles, that was a fine report, Dude. Especially the sirloin part!

Parker said...

Sirloin!?! Yum!
We are prayin' for your Grampie!

The Creek Cats said...

We will be purring and purraying for your Grampie!

Can't wait for the pawsome party!

The Island Cats said...

Sounds like you all had a pretty good weekend...'cept Billy cuz he keeps getting himself in trouble...purrs to your grampie...

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

miles: that good reporting honey, want me to report the mom lady for starving y'all?

billy: be a good boy honey!

sammy: i haven't had a good whapping report from you in ages! last night i whapped sarge anyhow and he said "huh?" and turned ofer! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxo

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Too hot to eet? I fink we needs to take yore Mommy to da bean v-e-t n get her cheked if she don't git ofur dat fast.

Wanna come raid da fridge heer Miles? There's ham innit! Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies, yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mom says it is too hot to walk until later...I khan't imagine why she thinks that!

Paws khrossed they figure out something fur your Grampie!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

The Furry Kids said...

The "looking through notebook and day planner" part made Mom blow coffee out her nose. Beans are weird.
I do not understand this too hot to eat thing. Temperature has nothing to do with foods.

We hope your Grampie's heart thing gets sorted out real soon. Lots of hugs to you guys and your mom.

Your pal,
Titus

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Sammy, Miles, Billy and Mom, we are definitely sending big purrs and purrayers to Grampie, we hope things can be worked out with different medicines. And Billy, STOP sneaking outside! Please, for your Mom's sake, you don't need to worry her like that, okay???
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam, Simon and Momma Jan

Junior and Orion said...

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfor Grampie!

BILLY!!!!!!! Stay in the house young man!!!

We gots chick-hen this weekend! Much better than beet juice, but probably not as good as sir-loin.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Thank you, a very interesting report. Your whapping made Jan laugh because she once had kittens that liked beet juice. And once day she found lots of blood in the litterbox and a trail of it down the hall. The poor kitty had blood all over his backside and Jan was getting hysterical, when she suddenly remembered him drinking his beet juice and some of the other kittyies'. Yep, it was beet juice.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

What is it with beans and the "it's too hot" excuse anyway?????? We're the ones with the fur!!!!!! Sheesh!
She is just all hot & bothered from chasing Billy ;) heehee
We will send BIG purrs to Grampie :)
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

DEBRA said...

Miles
That was an excellent report!

We will continue to keep your Grampie in our purrs and also Billy too -- he needs to become less of a great escape artist!

purrs and nosekisses to my gorgeous floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

Abby

Artsy Catsy said...

Wow, Miles, there's sure a lot going on at your house to report on! We're sending a whole houseful of purrs to your Grampie and his heart.

Purrrsssss,
Rocky & staff

Derby said...

I am sending some extra purrs to your Grampie. Bummer that the medicine that is supposed to fix things is making it worse.

Tuck said...

I am purring extra hard for your grampie. I hope he starts feeling better! Too hot to eat?? Impossible!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We'll purr fur yoor grampie's heart...Billy, der are mean woofies and beans out in da world dat might hurt yoo if yoo go outside wifout yoor mom. Our mom sed dat once about it being to hot to eat...it's just silliness.

Sweet Praline said...

Too hot to eat! Never!

I hope your grampie is better soon.

The Whiskeratti said...

Too...hot to eat? What??

We, too, are sending our bestest purrrayers to your Grampie.

Hansel said...

Da beans are all gone from da porches round here too. Dey really hate da hots. I hate da hots too so i seep in da tub.

ME iz so cited for yoor purfdeh party! -hansel

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