Sunday, August 23, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report - chick-hen, bbq pork (wifout the bbq sauce) and peach cobbler (wif ice cream)

The What Did Billy Do to Get In Trouble This Week Report - let's see: front door escapes - at least 15. Back Door escapes: about 10. Toe bites - oh at least 20. Head whapping - a few times. tossing stuff in the bubble box - well, that's not getting in trouble - he and the mom lady person play games so he can splash her and she can splash him.

The Alien Report - but our resident whack job Sammy: Thank you lard-o. Well, the girl bean is STILL missing from 'ahind our house. The mom says she's staying wif her grampie all summer on his farm, but I still think that bouncy alien ate her. I haf also not seen the ginger cats that live there either. (note from the mom: They usually go walking with her when she walks the d........ er, alien, but it's been too hot for them to go out). Back to you porkpot.

er, thanks lame brain.

The grampie report: Grampie is "holding his own". Um, I don't think I want to know what he's holding. He has a nurse come see him and grammie and he's starting to get moving again so hopefully he will start feeling better soon. The mom says he has to haf oxygen all the time now. well DUH. we ALL haf to haf oxygen the mom! Sheesh . how stoopid is you??

That is the meezer monday miles report for today.

Oh, wait we haf one more report

The Billy SweetFeets 2nd purrfday party report - we will be hafing a purrfday party starting at 1pm EDT on Sunday August 30, one day 'afore the orange menace's purrfday. It will be a chatzy party. We hopes you can all attend.

29 comments:

Derby said...

Oh goody a party. I remeber last years party, I taught Billy how to to shots since he turned into a mancat. I gots no extra foods this weekend!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope I can get the Woman to be around for Billy's party. I can't wait to celebrate with him!

Reese =^..^= said...

Did somebody say something about a party?

Karen Jo said...

Peach cobbler with ice cream? You got some really good foods this week. Billy, you really need to stop all the escape attempts. Do you know how bad it can be outside? There's all kinds of nasty things that can hurt you really bad out there. I am glad that Grampie is getting better. I have to work on Sunday, but I don't have to go until just before 4pmEDT, so I will try to visit a little.

The Creek Cats said...

Peach cobbler wif ice cream! Sounds delishus!

Tuck said...

Billy! We have the same purrthday!!!

Angus Mhor said...

Do you know, I'd sure hate to clean up after the alien what ate that girlbean..that can't be pleasant.

Angus Mhor said...

Do you know, I'd sure hate to clean up after the alien what ate that girlbean..that can't be pleasant.

Eric and Flynn said...

A party??? Woohoo!
Sounds like you had good food this week too.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

the best part of mondays are your reports! what, no ham??? no shrimps??? yeesh.

smiles, auntie bee
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

The Island Cats said...

Mmmmm...ice cream! That's the best part!

Hard to believe the orange menace...oh, we mean Billy...is almost 2! We can't wait to party!

DEBRA said...

Miles anutter gud reeport.

All dat foods sounds grate.
Billy -- YOO is TOO?!
No way!

Sammy I am glad yoo is keepin up wif dem aliens...

purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Purrageous Pirates said...

PAR-TAY?!?! PARTAY for BILLY?!?!?! YAY!! FAGIN cannot wait!! *bounce, dance, bounce, dance* BILLYBILLYBILLY!! We gots to PLAYPLAYPLAY!! NOW!!! YAY!!!! - Fagin

Sorry about that guys - we're going to sit on him for a while now....
-Captain Jack and Dante

Noll's Nip said...

PARTY! Count me in :)

The Furry Kids said...

It looks like you gots some good foods. Yum. I can't get past the foods report. Mom will have to read the rest to the twins later. BBQ pork. Yum

Your pal,
Titus

Daisy said...

Party! Party! Party!

I think Billy is turning into a regular Houdini, escaping from everywhere!

Max said...

Chatzy party! I hope I can make it!

jenianddean said...

Billy really needs to stop trying to get outside. Doesn't he understand that the BBQ is inside?!?
--Jasper

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Porkpot!? ahahahaha! Can we borrow that for Whitey? He can't seem to realize he is not starving anymore!

♥Da fambly cat-a-blog kitties♥ said...

WOWZA! That was an action packed week☺

Princess said...

Superb weekend uppiedate
I am so happy that Billykins will be 2. I am sure he has a big day planned and I cant wait to come for the party

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Wow, you guys been haffina busy week! We love yer reports...

We will sure try ta be there fer the party...

Hansel said...

we will try our bestest to be there!

And liffin on a farm?! AN HER DIDNA INVITES YOOOO? Fink of all da fings yoo can bitey!?

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo are lukhky I am not the mom lady purrrrson....

I'd invite the alien fur your pawty!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

A party sounds fun , we hope we can make it. Billy life is much better inside, but it is tempting to explore isn't it?

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

A PARTY???? WE WILL BE THERE!!! What can we bring???

Brian said...

That was a cool report...made my whiskers grin!

iamfelix said...

You guys are so funny. :-)

Maxine, Fletcher & Louis.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sounds like things are normal there.

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