Monday, August 31, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

The BIG NOOS! Report: Mine bud Victor and me camed up wif a idea for a cat blogosphere road trip!! This Thursday is going to be the HAMS OF THE WERLD tour!!!! We is going to all meet at Auntie Deb and the Taylor Catsssss house and then teleport ofur to Smith-field Ham and haf a tour and eat some hams, and then go to LONDON to go to the Smith-field Meat Market! And we 'acided to sell some stuffs for a fund raiser! HAMS OF THE WERLD TOUR sherts! We is werking on a logo (if'n you wants to submit ideas or help wif grafiks we would 'presheate it). We is also trying to figure out where to sell the stuff so that we would get the mostest money for sick kitties. we doesn't want to haf to pay lots of fees or haf most of the cost go to the store. We will haf more informashun tomorrow.

The EWWWWW report: So, Saturday night the mom hadded to go out to get some headache pills and when she gotted home she saw a HUGE spider in the car! It hadded black and brown striped legs and a big white bubble/bump on its back. Then it disappeared. She cried and screamed and emptied out the car and looked efurrywhere and could not find it. she looked saturday night and Sunday. on Sunday when she opened the back door, there was a cob web so she thinks it's still there somewhere. so she tored the car apart again and it could not find it. she's scairt to drive the car.

The Foods report: Well, we hadded bacon, ribs, chick-hen and eggs. (Sammy's food report: AND CORN LEAVES!!!!)

and now here is the weird corn leaf eating weirdo Sammy with the Alien Report: HOLY BAST!! It was like a alien CONVENSHUN outside this morning! Lots of noise and they was all out there hollering to each other. I think something BIG is brewing. Back to you lardo.

Uh, yeah. you keep looking out the door whacko.

The What Did Billy Do To Get in Trouble This Weekend Report: - let's see, again with the running out side. that's getting old dude. other than that he was pretty good this week.

Today is Billy's OFFISHUL purrfday - so HAPPY PURRFDAY little dude!!!!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today


The Furry Bambinos said...

Happy Birthday Billy SweetFeets!!! We hope that you have a great day!

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, and Cookie and Caramel (the fosters)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope that your person gets rid of the icky spider. The Woman almost drove off the road once thanks to one in the car!

Anyway I am eagerly awaiting to find out how you will do with the hams of the world tour. I will donate what I can! We get our ham from Sammish Bay Cheese Company--they also have hams. In fact we had ham (okay pork leg) for dinner tonight. It was good.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Happy Birthday to Billy!!!

Chesney Cats said...

Happy Birthday Billy Sweetfeets!!

Reese =^..^= said...

Happy Birthday, Billy.

Puglette said...

happy birthday, billy! a ham tour sounds great! the puggies will enjoy that. oh, and i like the cupcakes, i have them too!

Karen Jo said...

That's quite a report. A Hams of the World Tour sounds great. I hope your Mom can find that spider soon. That white bubble on the back sounds like it is a female spider carrying an egg sac. That could mean lots of trouble, like a squillion tiny spiders all over the car. Oh, dear, I probably got your Mom even more upset. You got lots of good food. Sammy, you eat corn leaves? That sounds kind of chewy. Happy Birthday, Billy! I'm sorry that I didn't get to your party.

Daisy said...

Happy birthday, Billy! I hope you have a super-great day filled with hugs and kisses and treats and toys.

The Hams of the World Tour sounds like a great idea!

Sniffie said...

Happy Birthday Billy! We had fun at your party yesterday.

We hope your Mom finds th skeery spider.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Eric and Flynn said...

Happy purrfday Billy. You had a great party and we had lots of fun. The Hams of the Werld Tour sounds like it is going to be fun too.
Duz your mum want me to teleport over and look for the spider? I'm a very good spider hunter.

The Creek Cats said...

Happy Offishul Purrthday, Billy!!!!!!!! We hope your day is filled with love, treats and scritches!

The Island Cats said...

Happy Birthday, Billy! We had fun conga dancing at your party yesterday!!!

And the ham world tour sounds great!!!

Pixel said...

happy birthday

jenianddean said...

Happy Birthday Billy!

And the Hams of the World tour sounds wonderful, too.

Angus Mhor said...

Sounds good to me! Can I come? Will we be riding in the HAM-Mobile? Will Monty Q be coming? He sings!

Happy Birthday, Billy Boy-boy-boy!

milocat said...

Re the spider ~ Alfie is great at catching spiders ~ he's find it for your Mom if he was there. Do any of yoo catch spiders? Perhaps yoo could sit in your Mom's car and nosh it?

Mom send her sympathy 'cos she's scared of Spiders too and she wouldn't get in that car either! Not for love nor money!

milocat said...


HAPPY BIRFDAY BILLY (we pressed send too quick and hadn't typed in our greeting!)

The Meowers from Missouri said...

hello, billy, it's me, iggy!!! happy purrthday, whatefur that is--mama sez it's a time to be silly an' happier than usual, so go for it!!

our mama sympathies your mama--she don't like unknown riders in her machine, eifur. just even a skeeter makes her crazy. maybe you could go inna machine an' hunt the spider an' kill an' crunch him!!

Aunty Pol said...

I sent the picture of the flying pigs...oops...hammys.

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Aaaack! Wuz the spider a teensy weensy spider, or a ginormous blood-sucking monster?

Happy Birthday, Sweet Billy Sweet Feets. We hope you get some HAM long before the HAMS OF THE WERLD TOUR!

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Happy Birthday Billy!!!!

I would like to be a stop on the Ham Road Trip. We have excellent ham here in San Diego. I might even make an Imu pig and throw a luau, with a yoga class on the side.


The Furry Kids said...

Happy Birthday, Billy!!!

The ham tour sounds AWESOME. We think that's a great idea for a fundraiser.

We are sorry about your mom and the spider. That freaks Mama out like nobody's business. They are supposed to hate eucalyptus, so maybe your mom could put some oil in the car or something. But then again, she'd have to drive to a place to get the eucalyptus. Ewww.
We hope she finds it soon.


Jan's Funny Farm said...

An official happy birthday to Bill Sweet Feets!

Thanks for the Monday report, Miles. We always enjoy the news.

You think the aliens are having a convention next door?

Billy, stay inside or learn to walk on a leash. You're going to get hurt running outside.

Everycat said...

Happy Birthday Billy Sweetfeets! Have a wonderful day!

& Gerry

The Kitty Krew said...

Happy birthday, Billy! Sorry we missed the party yesterday, our Mommy forgotted...she's so useless!

The story of the spider has our Mommy going ICKY! She wouldn't get in the car neither, especially with what someone said above about eggs and baby spiders. YUCK! *Shudder* Hope the spider gets found soon.

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Victor Tabbycat said...

I had to run off too quick frum da party last night! I sang da Oscar Mayer Wiener song, but der was sum more singing I had to return for...
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Deer Billy,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
... an many mooooooore!

Mom wants to help wif whirled ham grafics, but she only knows PowerPoint.

Victor Tabbycat said...


You can puts it all thru the car an it'll killify dat spider an any ofurs dat mite be there.

Cory said...

A hams of the world tour! Whoa...that sounds awesome.

Pee head feels better today guys. Note to self: do not mix niptinis with bloo tuna gizzies followed by conga dancing! Whew...

I had a blast at your party Billy!

DEBRA said...

A furry happy purrday to you Billy Sweet Feets!

Oh my dat werld tour sounds so a'citing!

Billy that wuz some kinda partee yesterday! Woo hoo Sammy you r da bestest efur dancer in da whole wide werld!

Purrs and nosekisses
your adoring teeny tiny princess

Max said...


I missed your party :( I really really wanted to be there, too...

wildcatwoodscats said...

Happy Birthday Billy...have afun on your world ham tour!

Ariel said...

Happy Birthday Billy :)

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Happy Offishul Purrthday Billy! *hugses* I's glad we gotted by to yore p awty :) I'll be rite ofur to bring sum purrthday treets and ham. A'course da ham is for me n yoo Miles heeehehehe
*nosekissies to my wonnerful boyfriendcat*

We're on the way too, Billy! *high paw* ~~the Pepster

Omnibus Driver said...

Happy Purrfday, Billy!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Happy birthday Billy!!! awesome! i think a good present would be for your bean to put you in the car to hunt and eat that spider. nom nom i love spiders. mmmm

hey, did you know that Cincinnati, just south of where i live used to be known as "Porkopolis" because of the number of piggies that were prepped for foods that lived here? mmmm hammmmm

Princess said...

Hams of the world, w00t
corn leaves? not cool.
kittens are so lame.

purrrs boys! and behave!

Pumpkin said...

Happy Berfday, Billy! We missed the party! Momma wuzzen't arownd to help wiff the compyooter. We wanted to playplayplay too! Hope yoo had a grate time!

The Crew said...

Wow, it's hard to believe you're 2 already. Happy, happy purrthday Billy and many more

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well that's a good report, i like to hear the stuff!!

smiles, auntie bee

Junior and Orion said...

Happy official Purrthday Billy! NOW STAY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

Meowm wouldn't like that spider in her car either!

Corn leaves??? Really??? We had some ham!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Happy Happy Birthday, Billy!!!

Fin said...

Happy Birthday!!!!

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Happy Birfday Billy!

Tuck said...

Happy Purrthday Billy!!! Thanks for coming to my pawty!!! We had fun trashing my house didn't we??

George The Duck said...

Happy Birthday again Billy. I hope it was great.
Just do not eat duck. Duck tastes bad. Really.

Faith Ann said...

Happy Birthday Billy SweetFeets!!! We are sorry we didn't make it to your party....we hope you had a great time.

Loki, Trevor, and now Anica, too

Forty Paws said...

Happy Purrfday Billy!!!!!

Luf and Hugs,

Cliff and Olivia said...

Anything to do with ham has to be a good idea!

Good luck.

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