Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Wednesday Rant

MILES

::SIGH::

An Open Letter to The Mom

Deer The Mom

Where's the beef? or chick-hen? or pig?or bacon? or HAM? I'd efen settle for a piece of bologna! How come you is eating begetables all the time? Come on, I'm STARVING!!!!!!

Either you start serving MEAT or I will be slapping you in the face efurry 30 seconds while you sleep.

Love
Miles "Poosie-man" Meezer

25 comments:

Cory said...

Begetables?? Did someone say begetables?? ::twitch::

xoxo Cory

Reese =^..^= said...

Just a little ham, maybe?

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Man that's so not fair. She needs meat. Humans need meat. Doesn't she know that?

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Oh no, we didn't know you kitties were being subjected to begetables.Besides Boo eating corn, we don't eat them.Hope you get some meat soon.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Did you mommy become a begetabletarian??? Tatum and Sloane only eat begetables! Weird, huh?? WE DEMAND FISHIES....but we will settle for chick-hen or turkeys.

We feel for you DUDE!!!

::Hi Sammy:: ::Hi Billy::

Love, uSSSSS


Billy, Mommy wants you to come to work with her today to keep her company! :)

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Leave your mom alone...

Or I'll khome slap woo with my floofy tail!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, woe! ask yer momladyperson if the words "obligate carnivore" means anyfing to her!!! you GOTS to eat meats!

Ariel said...

"Yuck" vegetables..."Oh" that's horrible.Ham is the best please give Miles some ham...Hope this helps.

Diane G. said...

Hey Miles,

Patience and pleading eyes will get you your meaty goodness! It works for me.

Moe

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, if she was a prisoner of war, that would be called torture. But under these circumstances, it can only be called fair. What self-respecting cat wants to steal veggies?

Daisy said...

Meats are delicious! Even though my Mommeh is a vegetarian, we made her have a freezer full of meats! Hahaha!

Max said...

I feel your pain...my people are "eating right" which means there's nothing good for ME!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

No meat???!!! Isn't that against the law or somethin'?

The Crew said...

Gosh Miles, I wish we could help you out but all we've got here is dry Iam's kibbles.

George

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

::gasp:: No meat? Are you going to leave home?

Anonymous said...

No Ham? Say it isn't so, Miles!

Shaggy and Scout said...

She's only eating veggies!!!!????
Bet she's starving all the time too!

Tuck said...

No meat??? That's not very humanlike at all! Maybe one of those aliens that Sammy watches has taken control of her mind?

Just Ducky said...

I agree, where's the meat!?

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

I ate some lettuce once (cause it fell onna floor an it was crunchy). But we all espect a few bits of real meats to get dropped from the kitchen counter when The Big Thing is makin his dinner...

Hansel said...

no meat?! what kind of world is this?!

The Florida Furkids said...

Did you get the MEAT or did you have to whap your Mom???

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Furry Bambinos said...

Miles, we are furry upset to read this! Cats are obligate carnivores, after all!!!

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, and Cookie and Caramel (the fosters)

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

*runs ofur draggin a huge ham* heer yoo go Miles! I don want yoo to starve!!! No starvin Mileses 'llowed!
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Victor Tabbycat said...

I gots one werd fur you from my place, dude.


HAMMMMMMMMMMMMM.


I fink I can sneak you a piece.

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