Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Deer The Mom

what does you mean that I am to "big" to lay on your chest while you is werking on your laptop? I haf done this since I was a bitty baby, and I haf not changed. I think that your chest has shrinked alot.

And please stop groaning when I stand on your chest. It makes me feel bad.

Yours trooly
Miles Meezer

29 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh now that is just so rude that she groans when you stand on her. She should be way more considerate of your feelings!

Freya's Staff said...

She's groaning with pleasure!!

Anonymous said...

Dear The Mom,

I know exactly how you feel. Gandalf started curling up around my chin and neck when he was 1/4 pound and 3 weeks old. He still tries to do it and he is much bigger than that tiny gray furball from the way back machine!

Mom Barb

Karen Jo said...

I think your Mom is being a little rude to groan when you stand on her chest, Miles, however, you do weigh more (all mancat muscle, of course) than you did when you were a baby kitten. I can sympathize with your Mom, too.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum groans when I walk acros, or stand on her chest too. She sez my 22lbs feels more like 22 stone.
Eric

Hansel said...

Psshhh these beans always think we're growing in size. I think they're just blind.

The Creek Cats said...

For some reason our mom doesn't like it when we walk across her face at night. Moms are silly!

The Whiskeratti said...

Our Mom goes OOOAAFF when Toby walks across her.

The Island Cats said...

Our mom complains when we walk on top of her too...'specially when she's trying to sleep...we don't unnerstand the problem...

Deb Cushman said...

The Mom needs to rethink her complaints! She should know by now that the Meezer is always right!

Ariel said...

I like to do this too yet mom pushes me off saying "Ariel your to fat"...The nerve of these humans!!!

jenianddean said...

I think your Mom must be being dramatic. I'm sure you're still a tiny cat, just not as tiny.
--Jasper

The Furry Kids said...

That seems a little bit rude. I know you haven't changed at all.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Miles
Momma groans and yelps when I make bisquits!

purrs and nosekisses
to my handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Gosh Miles, sumtimes mommies are so silly. Tell her to git a bigger chest.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Unknown said...

Maybe you's momma is shrinkin'?

The Kitty Krew said...

Poor Miles. The humans just get so annoying about things like that, don't they?! *Sheesh*

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Daisy said...

Moms can be so delicate!

Max said...

The Woman complains, too. Dunno why. It's not like I've ever made her boobs invert.

Unknown said...

Trooder does dat too. The mom lets out a "Troo yoo need a diet" and then gets all nicey wif hims. The moms ferget after awhile we fink. MOL

Rosemary B❤️ said...

I agree, I think your mom should reconsider, think of how cute and wonderful you are, and you have always been loyal and sweet.

leave a poopie on her pillow as a gift and perhaps she will think this over in a more positive manner

Noll's Nip said...

I thinks so long as no air whooshes comes out of her Miles, pretend you don't hear them groans. Now if she starts to WHOOSH! then you might have a problem ;)

Jans Funny Farm said...

What an ego-buster. We feel for you, Miles.

Sweet Purrfections said...

I just hate it when my mom complains when I stand on her chest too! I'm as light as a fev-ver!

Just Ducky said...

Your mum needs to do exercises so she is fit enough to hold you on her chest.

Ivan from WMD said...

My mom does the same thing, Miles. I think it's just one of those inexplicable mom deals.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh you poor little thing!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I nose woo are khorrekht!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Cliff and Olivia said...

We think you human should stop whining and start enjoying your feline attention!

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