Friday, September 04, 2009

Hams of the Werld - Porkopolis and Madison

DAY 2
What an awesome day yesterday! OH BAST!!! Those people at Smith-field didn't know what hit them. I bets we eated at LEAST eleventy thirteen hams! Not to menshun the hams that we all lugged back to the weiner-mobile for our road snacks!!
So now we is off to Porkopolis!! Mr Hendrix suggested that we visit there - I hopes that he's home!
Below we have a shot of the inside of the weiner-mobile! Waiting to leave are Daisy, Maverick, Samantha, Sammy, Abby, Skittles, Mr Jinx, Zippy and Lucky.
They have NO CLUE what they're in for! I bet we make it to Porkopolis in 1 short sleep.
It seems that Porkopolis has Hams on Parade. Now that's really handy! Here are Boo, Freya, Khyra, Buddy, Grete, a spooked Rambler and Earl Grey (or is that Hurl Grey) checking out a ham on parade. I wonder if the wings were good?

Some of the group checked out the flying hams at the park. KC, Me, Chey and Chevelle thought that flying pigs were pretty weerd.

We hit the town for ham sandwiches and some chili (I shur hope that's litterbox room up the stairs there!)
Relaxing after a large lunch are Mr Tigger, Missy Blue Eyes, Zoey, Roxy, Kirby, and Maya.

In one short sleep, we arrive at the home of Oscar's Foods!!
Chef Harley is ready to help cook up an early mid afternoon snack. Derby and Angel are hanging out waiting for some of the chef's foods!


We will be hanging out here for a while and then we take off for the trip to Catifornia and a yoga lesson and some HAM at Skittle's place!
Look out Oscar's Foods - there's a bunch of kitties and woofies on the loose looking for some delishus HAM!!!!
Please remember to order your nip ham toys if you wish! You doesn't have to tour to buy and you doesn't haf to buy to tour!






Tomorrow we will catch up with Sweet Praline, Tazo, Sanjee and all the hotties, and Millie to see if they are enjoying the tour!

Uh, Sammy here, HEY KITTIES AND WOOFIES!! BUCKLE UP!!

I'm fixin to see how fast this here hot dog can go!

Your driver Sammy Meezer
Ok, wait, he's not REALLY gonna drive that fast so don't werry. Just let him think that he is and everyone will be happy!








43 comments:

Derby said...

Great trip so far guys!

Cory said...

What an awesome tour...Grete is so excited to meet Khyra! There's gonna be a whole lotta trouble going on there!!!

Pee Ess...do you think I can get a seat on the WeinerMobile next to Whitey? ::blush::

purrs,

Cory

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahaha...Zippy was sleeping wif her paws wrapped around a ham and Speedy poked her and she sighed out "haaaaaaaaaaaam" in her sleep. We really are enjoying dis trip!

Skittles, The Huntress said...

I guess I slept through the ride in the Wiener Mobile, but poor Daisy looks kinda scairt!

See you all at my place on No Labor Today Labor Day for Imu pig and Yoga!

Luv,
Skittles

Jan's Funny Farm said...

WE're so glad Sammy & Victor helped us resolve the problem of Buddy falling on me every time Sammy zipped around a corner. We're both having a great time!

Crystal & Buddy

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

I wanna join the HAM TOUR, but I dont know how ta give ya a picture...

AYLA

Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

Whoo!! Hoo!! We are having the times of our lives!! This is much better that the Kitty Hotel!! When is the next Ham Stop!!
Your TX furiends,

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Teleportin on over...

Ayla

Karen Jo said...

This is an awesome tour. Poor Smithfield and Oscar foods. They will have a hard time catching up on their ham supplies after all of you finished eating your way through their stock.

Freya's Staff said...

mmmm.... hammmm.....

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Woo Hoo! Sammy, you are really good at doing wheelies, peel-outs and leaving rubber, Dude! We need to break out the astronaut seat belts!

The Creek Cats said...

This is by far the best tour we've ever been on!!!

Furkidsmom said...

We're having so much fun on this tour and we eated lots of good hams yesterday. Porkopolis here we come!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

FrecklesandDeb said...

Everyone seems to be having a great time! Keep up the good work eating all that ham.

Sweet Praline said...

Oh yes! I can't wait to be part of the ham tour! I'll be ready and waiting!

The Island Cats said...

Oh...Sammy, could you take those turns a little slower?? Last time you turned, I lost a whole ham sandwich...it flew out the window! Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Wally

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Woo hoo hams! Grate toor, Miles. Yoo is tha bestest. Sammy does drive a lil fast but I hangs on tite.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Go Sammy!!!
~~Pepi

Ariel said...

"Darn" I couldn't go on the tour cause I had to take care of Miss Sickie aka Mom....Darn, Poop,Fittle faddle!!!!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Hit Sammy! The feds are hot on my tail!!!!

Daisy said...

Yeehaw! This is the best Ham Tour, ever! I hope Harley knows what he is doing in the kitchen...

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

welcome! welcome! i finally got my post up. i hope you're enjoying touring the city with me!!!

The Kitty Krew said...

Woohoo! We're having a great time...although Sammy's driving is a little skeery! :o

Here we come, Mr. Hendrix!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Victor Tabbycat said...

*BURP*
Scuse me!
Hey Miles, when do we head fur London? Sum kitties is worried bout goin ofur all dat water! I fink Harley's improvin Oscar's recipes wif catnip.
Mom looked a lil dazed dis morning, repeatin "Atie? Good fing it's a 3-day weekend." Any idea what she meant?
Sammy! Look out fur that... nefur mind.

Nina the Torbie said...

Oh my Bast! I can't look! ::dives under seat:: This Weiner Mobile will never be the same! ::lick lick lick, purr, purr, purr::

PS Your template changed! Or is that a ham-induced hi lucy... am I seeing things?
Hanging on for dear life,
Nina

Eric and Flynn said...

That was great at Smith-field Hams yesterday. We can't wait to get to Porkopolis and meet Mr.Hendrix.
Flynn: Sammy, do you fink I could have a go at driving?
Eric: But Flynn, you don't know how to drive.
Flynn: Yeah, but I've been watching how Sammy does it. It's easy, you just push that pedal thing on the floor by the door right down to the floor and shut your eyes. I can do that.
Eric: Sammy, pleez tell him no!

DEBRA said...

*woo hoo*

This is da most fun I has had in a furry furry furry long time!

*burp*

oo sorree I juss hate a hole ham by myself...

purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Elin said...

Wow! I miss that..hehe

;)

Ariel said...

I got your message I'll be waiting by my door.Please pick me up I want to have some fun!!!

Shadow / Molly said...

Oh yoo all is lookin like yoo's hasin a pawfect time!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I really hope someone changes the litter boxes soon....

I mean, all that ham...

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

I know we have been quiet for a while but we in the Great White North are hurt that back bacon has not been icluded. It is actually closer to ham than bacon.

Dad says he can prepared a spread of this deliciously misnamed product is you have room in your interary.

Love the tour.

Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

Pee Ess,

I just added some money for your "traveling funds".

Reese =^..^= said...

It just keeps getting better and better!

Pee Ess.
I'll try to stop by again later for my entrecard drop. It's acting silly right now and not allowing me to drop.

♥Da fambly cat-a-blog kitties♥ said...

WOWZA! that is some good time you's is havin'! We are bettin' that the portable litter boxes are gettin' a real good workout!

George The Duck said...

I guess all those things that are going to happen when pigs fly are happening now. Should be interesting.
*passes the hamtinis*

ML said...

This is so much fun, all us Sherwood kitties is haffing a good time....
Love & Purrs,
KC

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

This is a great tour! The Weinermobile is roomier than we thought, but we are kind of nervous about when Sammy hits the open road.


Will we do a detour to Canada to have Magoo, Bella & Dolce & Baci's dad fix us some Canadian Bacon? That might be tasty!! We haven't heard from them in a long time!!!

The Crew said...

Oh man! We've always wondered what the inside of the wiener mobile looked like. Now we know!!

Noll's Nip said...

Flying Hams! Now that is a dream come true ;)

caspersmom said...

Gosh, it sounds like all of you are having a great time. It's a wonder the weiner mobile hasn't been eaten yet. Pretty Missy Blue Eyes sure looks like she is enjoying herself and I'm really happy about that. Keep having a great time, look us up when you get out to California. That is if you get up to the Northern end of it.

Casper, Cleo and Patches.

Angus Mhor said...

Hey, guys! I wanna come, too! You could come down near my place and pick up some gen-u-wine pulled pork sammiches...like only Texans can make'em!

Sooooo, how do I get my picture up there, too, eh?

MoMo said...

Wow, this looks like great funsies!!! Be careful on that blazing hotdog!

Faith Ann said...

It looks like everyone is having fun - Sammy, please drive carefully! And, since we couldn't make it on this trip, please eat some hams for us!

Trevor, Loki & Anica

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