Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Last Day of the Hams of the Werld Tour

So, yesterday we wented to London to go to the Smith-field Meat Market and pork out! While we was there we picked up Ginger Jasper, and Milo and Alfie, and also Pixel and Simba joined us!
So today we are heading back to pick up the weener-mobile and go to see if MrsSkittlesMom is feeling better and perhaps haf a ham fest and do some yoga.
Here we are getting ready to go back to the states
Relaxing inside the Tardis after a great game of THoE (and no grease! MissKarenJo, the paper towel idea was great!)
Once back in the states we boarded the Weener-Mobile again. Thank goodness we lefted the windows open to air it out!
Freya and Khyra are having fun poking their heads in the windows and ceiling openings.
Some of the CB's lovely ladies having a rest and chatting
Today is the last day of the tour - but there will be some final pikshurs tomorrow.
We will keep the donayshun button up until Friday for you to order your ham toys. We will announce on Thursday which CB kitty we will help and also which organization we will donate the other half of the monies to, to help kitties who haf been displaced by the fires in Cat-i-fornia.

Billy SweetFeets is wondering if there are any woofies on the tour that want to play "Lion Tamer" wif him. If you do, please don't bite his head off when he puts it in your mouf.

At 10pm we are going to be playing "hide and go seek". Please, if you are the one seeking try and remember to akshually "seek". And if you is hiding, sticking your paws out from unner the seats or doors is a shur giveaway of where you is hiding. So don't get all hissy.

Karre-o-kee will be held in the furry back of the weener mobile. Please please please for Bast's sake, don't efurryone choose Memories from Cats. While we all love caterwauling, something more up tempo might be nice.

Please remenber to order your toys! $2 EACH for the ferst two and then $1 for efurryone one after that.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh yes!

It was soooo much fun!

I just HAD to poke my head out to keep that LB scent from filling up my snooter!

PeeEssWoo: Khan we double bakhk to TX fur more of Angus Mhor's pulled pork?

Sweet Praline said...

It looks like you have had a blast!

FrecklesandDeb said...

Freckles is sorry she's not on the tour. Sounds like a lot of fun. We've laughed and laughed at your adventures! She is not much of a ham-eater, however, and it's probably best that she's not there bossing everybody around. Have a great last day of the Werld Tour!

Cory said...

So that's what the game is called? Lion Tamer? Grete plays that with me all the time, but she always ends up licking me.

It was very discreet of you to not take pictures of me trying hold paws with Whitey!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man, if only my run was that short... they are STILL not backing down on my list of offenses!

ML said...

Oh, this is so much fun.
Smokey has really started enjoying the tour more now that Pixel haf joined us. Hee hee.
Love & Purrs,

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Speedy wants to do "stray cat strut"...

Anonymous said...

Thanks for picking us up, we're having a great time. Now pass that ham!

Milo and Alfie xx

The Creek Cats said...

This has been the greatest tour ever! We hate to see it end!

The Island Cats said...

Oh man...we are so hammed out!

Furkidsmom said...

We had such a good time on the tour! We're not sure we're going to be able to do the yoga with such full tummies.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Anonymous said...


Monty Python - HAM Song Lyrics
Album: Monty Python Sings



Customer:What have you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon, Egg and HAM
Egg, bacon and Ham
Egg, bacon, sausage and HAM
Ham, bacon, sausage and Ham
HAM, egg, Ham, Ham, bacon and Ham
Ham, sausage, Ham, Ham, Ham, bacon, Ham tomato and Ham
ham, Ham, Ham, egg and Ham
Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, baked beans, Ham, Ham, Ham and Ham.

(Choir: Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and HAM.

Wife:Have you got anything without Ham?

Waitress:Well, the Ham, eggs, sausage and Ham
That's not got much Ham in it

Wife:I don't want any Ham!

Customer:Why can't she have eggs, bacon, Ham and sausage?

Wife:That's got Ham in it!

Customer:Hasn't got much Ham in it as Ham, eggs, sausage and Ham has it?

(Choir: Ham! Ham! Ham!...)

Wife:Could you do me eggs, bacon, Ham and sausage without the Ham, then?

Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like Ham!

(Choir: Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!)

Waitress (to choir):Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!)

Waitress:Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, Ham and sausage without the Ham.

Wife:I don't like Ham!

Customer:Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your Ham. I love it,
I'm having Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, baked beans,
Ham, Ham, Ham, and Ham!

(Choir: Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!)

Waitress:Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:Well, could I have her Ham instead of the baked beans then?

You mean Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham,
Ham and Ham?

Choir (intervening):
Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham!
Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!
Spam H-a-a-a-a-am Ham Ha-a-a-a-a-am Ham.
Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham!
Ham Ham Ham Ham!

Milo and Alfie xx

Anonymous said...

Wow, that was lots of fun! Thanks for picking us up!

Do you think we'll be doing a World Chicken Tour soon?

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Dis has been da gratest toor efur, Miles! *smooooooooooches*
--yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Artsy Catsy said...

Oh, we'll be so sorry for the tour to end! It's been so much fun watching all your adventures!!

Rocky & staff

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Buddy: We're kind of sad to see this tour end. It has been so much fun. And I got to drive -- uh, fly -- I was a pilot. Oh, what fun. Thanks, Daisy, for letting me have a turn.

Crystal: Who took Buddy's suitcase of ham out of the fridge? I think this is the smell Khyra is complaining about. Peeeeeeee-u!

Buddy: Anyone have a doggy bag we can collect new ham in for the Funny Farm?

Crystal: Yeah, we promised we'd bring some home for them.

The Furry Kids said...

I would be happy to play Lion Tamer with Billy!

Your pal,

Victor Tabbycat said...

My favoritest song is "Jasper Tabby Kitty-Catty" from Irish Drinkin Songs fur Cat Lufers. But when I sing it, it's Victor Tabby Kitty-Catty!
What a grate toor! I can't wate fur THOE an hide an seek! I gotta amember to make sure my tail's hidin.

Nina the Torbie said...

Oh! I don't want to play "lion tamer" and if I hide, I want to sleep! Maybe I'll stay with Skittles tonight after the luau. She's all set now with mats, yoga, and the roast pig, of course. Maybe we can all sing Memories together once?

Daisy said...

The Hams of the Werld tour was the greatest! I am very sad this is the last day.

Reese =^..^= said...

Oh, I know you've all been having a wonderful time. It will be great to have you home though.

Eric and Flynn said...

We've had the bestest most fun time and we are sad it has to end. We don't think we will be able to eat any more ham for a couple of days though.

Junior and Orion said...

WOO HOO!!! What a fun time! Our tummies are so full of ham we may not have to eat for a whole day!

DEBRA said...

Did someone say the word "diet"?
Oh my I have eaten a whole hog I think...whaddaya werld tour.

purrs and nosekisses
to my sweet floofy cocoapuff meezerman

your adorin tiny tuxie princess

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