Monday, September 14, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today


The Foods Report: After the Hams of the Werld Tour we was kind of hammed out for a day or so but we gotted bacon, chick-hen and steak this week. Oh and I tasted brussels sprouts, green beans and arugula. Stoopid the mom keeps putting the veggies where I sticks my paw on the plate.

The What Did Billy do this week to really get grounded for efur: He RUNNED OUT OF THE HOUSE AND INTO THE ROAD. AND THERE WAS A METAL MACHINE COMING. The mom runned out right 'ahind him and shreiked his name and then he stopped and the metal machine stopped and the mom grabbed him. (the mom's note: the car was quite a ways up the road and with all the speed bumps on our street we can only go about 10mph at the most). The Mom yelled at Billy and offishually grounded him FOREFUR. He is not efen allowed out on his leash anymore. (the mom's other note: well not for a while. It seems that when I let him out on the leash he thinks that he can go out anytime he wants)

Now here's the speed demon weener driver Sammy wif his alien report: GUESS WHAT? the red headed girl bean AND the blonde headed girl bean are BOTH back. However, they are spending ALOT of time with the slobbering alien next door, which is driving the bouncy alien behind us nutso.

The what are we going to do with the fund raising money report: OK CB kitties, we is gonna haf a vote on which CB kitty to send about $170 to. Please leave in the comments which CB kitty we should give the money to. We knows that Jan's Funny Farm could use some monies as there are lots of them and the green papers are really really tight there. So we is voting for them, but we wants to be fair and take other sugjestions too.

28 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Billy! You are one wild little cat but you must be careful!!!!

Reese =^..^= said...

Billy, Billy, Billy! That is just so scary. Be careful, buddy.

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Billy! Your poor momma's nerves!!!! Please be careful!!!

Jack and Persephone said...

Silly Billy! Roads are for monsters! You don't want to get grounded forever for real, do you?

Thanks for coming to my party!

~Jack

Parker said...

Billy! No No No! You got my Mom all scared all the way over here in O Hi O!
We vote for Jan!

Hansel said...

we vote for jan as well.

Miles, can you believe, dad made a new rule. I'm not allowed on the table anymore when hims eating because i always steal his food. I licked the butter on his toast on saturday AND stole some of his egg. This made the dad very mad. However, mom thought it was funny. I think she'll still allow me up there.... as long as dad's not there. -hansel

Billy you have to be real careful. I am allowed on my leash to go out too, and mom says i can ONLY go out if i have my leash on. But, no matter how far away the car was, omc, that is a horrible thing! mom would've exploded! -tesla

Furkidsmom said...

Oh No Billy! You have to be careful and not go outside by yourself. Bad things can happen when you go out by yourself.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

Miles...we'd skip the brussels sprouts...we hear they are real yucky....

And Billy...no more running outside by yourself!! You coulda gotten hurted!!!

The Creek Cats said...

Oh no, Billy! You hadded us all skeered!

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Billy, please stop doing that. We are Not Allowed, so you are Not Allowed. Srsly.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Oh Billy do not do dat no mo. Mommy sez it hurts when anny part of a metal masheen hits into yoo. Not worf it.

Miles, do yoo wanna come ofur n snuggle on tha sunporch? We can play clim the shelfs too. Purrrrrrs n nosekissies, yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i love brussels sprouts! just sayin'...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Eric and Flynn said...

Billy that is so bad. You mustn't do things like that and frighten your mum. You could end up flat packed and then who would get us dancing?
Jan sounds good to us.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Billy, you gots to lern dat outside is NOT FOR KITTY. I herd of 1 kitty dat lerned harness + PTU = goin outside, not harness + door. It thot it could only get to da FUN outside place frum its PTU an da BAD outside place frum da door.
Dat's eifur really smart or really stoopid.
Pasadena SPCA an anofur vote fur Jan!

♥Da fambly cat-a-blog kitties♥ said...

WOWZA! Lots goin' on at you's place. We can tell you's that you's gotta listen to you's momma when she says not to go outside by you's self cuz you could end up a kitty pancake and we would miss you ever so mucho.

Daisy said...

Oh Billy, you almost gaved me a heart attack just reading about it!

Junior and Orion said...

BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAS TO QUIT RUNNING OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!! WE LOVES YOU TOO MUCH AND WE DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT OR LOST!!!! OUR MEOWM WOULD CRY AND CRY IF YOU GOT HURTED OR LOST!!!!

On who to give money to....we know Katie could use some help too.
http://katiezfurrebay.blogspot.com/

DEBRA said...

OOOOO Billy we is soooo glad yoo is OK...no moore running out wif out yur leash.
We wood love to see Jody Harmon gits sum helps. She does so much furr dem kitties out in Orreeegon.

purrs and nosekisses
to my handsome floofy cocoa puffs alien fightin meezerman

your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

I know whatya mean. I dont wanna see anny ham fer a while either!

BILLY! Those noisey machines make flatcats an thats not good. You stay inside!

Ayla

Cory said...

Yay Brussel sprouts...they roll real nice!

Billy, you are a silly boy. I'm grounded forever and I didn't even do anything that exciting. Mom just says I'm too innocent.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

What a report!!!! We cannot believe you are hammed out! heeheehee
Maybe for a meal,but no longer ;)
BILLY,KNOCK IT OFF & STOP SCARING YOUR MOM!!!!!
As for the monies, Jan's is a good choice. We'll leave it up to you :)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I love Brussels Sprouts!

I vulture Mom when she has them!

AND STAY AWAY FROM THE STREET!!!!!!!!

As fur the green papers, I'm sure woo will choose a purrrrfekht recipient - JFF works fur me!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

The Kitty Krew said...

Oh Billy, you have to be careful, buddy! That's very skeery.

We're fine with Jan getting it!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Derby said...

Billy my little ginger dude, don't run into the street please. You could be smooshed into a flat, furry mess. Mum won't even let me out in the back which is fenced in!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Wul, yur Mom gotted da borked link fixed agin. Dat's sumfing gone rite! I gota do sumfing bout da dinners hear. Too many not-fur-kitty meals like pasgetti an toematter saws.
Purrs

Max said...

Geez Billy STAY INSIDE!!!

Karen Jo said...

Billy, you really have to stop running out of the house and scaring everyone. I vote for Jan, too.

Ariel said...

Miles brussel sprouts are for whapping not eating.

Billy don't do that again just reading about it made my mom's heart beat fast.We would be devastated if anything happened to you.

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