Monday, September 21, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today: 

The Foods Report: Chick-hen, snausage, and ham.  that's it.  The mom has been "busy" this week.  She wented to a drunk fest, er, wine tasting class the other night at the local booze barn um, licker store.  so she didn't efen fix dinner until BED TIME .  she's a drunk.  er, hard werking tired mom.  right.  lush.  

The What Did Billy Do to Get in Trouble this week report: Well it seems that the orange menace has been a good boy this week - no running outside.  Just tossing stuff into the bath tub in the middle of the night.  BORING.  

And now here's my insane psycho brother Sammy with the Alien Report:   Well, it seems that the alien next door is brain washing our the mom.  She goes of there and TOUCHES it . And then it puts its slime all over her.  Oh, and she says it's feet smell like corn chips.  Back to you you fat tub of goo  Miles. 


The 'puter report:  Hopefully our new hard drive will be here on Tuesday.  we just has to find someone who can get our .pst file and our pikshurs off.  we has backups till about 4 months ago.  Stoopid the mom.  


I live in a house of stoopid boring people.  I think I need a new and interesting place to live. 

26 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Well, Miles...sometimes boring is okay...but we're not sure about the mom lady playing with the alien...

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Thanks for that rreport. Miles. Sometimes, boring can be a good thing.

Mom says to tell your Mom that she really misses wine tastings and she is jealous. It seems where we live in the Deep South is the Buckle of the Bible Belt and that means no Wine Taster's Guild here.

Mom backs up all the time. Every day and sometimes twice. She also has an online backup service that's great. She's really obsessive about it. Seriously obsessive. If you look up "obsessive about backing up" in the dictionary her picture is probably there.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Pack up and move to the Cat Street House Miles. It has plenty of room. I even have a pig living in the basement (and you can just guess what I have planned for it.... he he he).

milocat said...

Hi Miles,

Boring can be good, no really it can! Well OK it's a bit boring when it's boring ~ but it's not a lot boring when it's boring!

Tee hee.

Milo and Alfie xx

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

it's boring here too honey but you can come ofer if you want...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxo

Angus Mhor said...

Guys, I'm sure sorry your mom's gone bats and is puttin' weird stuff in the freezer. I hope it passes, but if it doesn't, you better hide your SG-'cause it doesn't taste so good when it's been frozen.

The Kitty Krew said...

Boring's not always bad...or something like what Milo and Alfie wrote. Although that made our heads hurt. But we're sorry you hate your house. ;)

Purrs and hugs and we hope it gets interesting soon (be careful what you wish for!),
The Kitty Krew

Southbay Girl said...

we think we live in a boring house too!! And our mom goes to taste wine...what is up with hooman moms???

But the alien??? that shouldn't be allowed!!

Kodak, 3 Perf and Blossom

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Miles yoo an come lif wif us anny tiem yoo wants! I will make room fur yoo on da big bed an only takes up half a it. Grandma can sleeps in da libin room on da sofa.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Victor Tabbycat said...

Der's an ol siamese curse: May you live in interestin times. I fink you's been cursed, my furiends!

Mom's back to makin piggies. Da ones we sended to you didn't haf enuf postage, so they mite go there wif a postage due note, they mite come back wif a postage due note, or dey mite excape into da post office, nefur to be seen again. ::sniff:: what a waist of good catnip.

We gots aliens next door, too, an dey's NUTS. Oh, we had ham an eggs an pork an Nina don't like eggs so I gots hers. Mmmmm

The Furry Kids said...

It's boring here, too, dude. :sigh:

EG

Max said...

Um, doods? Isn't snausages dog food? Are you sure you wanna be eating that? It might mess with your DNA or soemthing...

DEBRA said...

Momma made us wait furever outside (well on the back screened in porch wif treats and stuff) while she waited on the guy to do some repair werk. Bad fing is he diddant comes until late. We is lookin furr a noo Momma. We don't like stayin outside all day.
POOPEY!

purrs and nosekisses
to my sleek handsome cocoapuffmeezerman. (ooo i like sayin dat fast alltogether!)
your adorin tiny tuxie princess (who juss had a poo attack and got it all ofur herself!)
Abby
(MOM WHY DID YOO TELL DA HOLE WERLD?)

Junior and Orion said...

The aliens feet smell like corn chips? Is it one of those big, long woofies? Meowm calls them bassets...is it one of them?

Sounds like you had some good foods, and we are glad Billy stayed in the house!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

My mom is a winedrinkinglush too...

I know your pain!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Eric and Flynn said...

It's boring here too. We haven't seen any mousies for two whole days.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, your place is more interesting than ours. Better keep it. Homes are getting harder to come by.

Thanks for the Monday report.

Furkidsmom said...

Add our Mom to the lush..um...we mean hard working Mom's too. We're glad Billy is behaving himself!!

Boring is good! We like boring since it means naps and treats and only good stuff!


Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Derby said...

I like boring, lots of the same. Foods and naps!

FrecklesandDeb said...

You seem a little frustrated, Miles. Maybe you should take up meditation.

William said...

And how the heck does she know what the alien's feet smell like?!?! I think you guys need to make her a foil hat right away so the alien can stop sending messages right to her brain!

Sweet Praline said...

Miles, it sounds like you've had a hard day. You're more than welcome to come and visit me.

Tuck said...

I think that alien has your mom under mind control...why else would she touch it??

Cory said...

When things get too boring around here I take matters into my own paws!

But sometimes I really like boring because it means extra lap time.

mog said...

It doesn't sound boring to me, I do boring. It's Tuesday. Hope the hard drive comes and you can get your data off the old one.

Maybe your mom should stay away from aliens. Slime, ick!

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Miles, we hafta say we think yer house is "pretty innerestin"! We dont know how ya can call it boring...

I's bored

NICHOLAS TROUBLEMAKERPANTS Kitties of the blog-o-sphere I's BORED Here are mine choices of things to do - you will 'acide...