Monday, September 28, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today: 

The Foods Report: We hadded chick-hen and ham.  she's still being stingy wif the foods.  somefing about Billy's manpurse jiggling when he runs and my fat butt pushing her off the cowch.  whatefur . ante up the foods woman! 

The Alien report by our resident whack-job Sammy:  right.  thank you lard butt.  Well, it seems that we haf a LOT of aliens in our neighborhood. It's a infes-tay-shun.  We haf the pit-chow alien next door, the boxer alien 'ahind us, the yappy alien across the street, the fench aliens 2 houses ofur, and 'parently now we haf another pit, 2 hotdogs, and a dal-may-shun.  AHHHHHHHH.  They're invading!!!!! 
Back to you my hefty furriend. 

Right, Thanks.  Please take your pills.  

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: Well, he runned outside again.  he's getting to be BAD.  Oh, and he stealed the moms werk ID and hided it on her.  that was funny. 

The Mom report: The mom is getting better.  The grampie gets his stitches out of his forehead today.  So the beans is getting better. 

That concludes the MeezerMonday Miles report for today

23 comments:

The Whiskeratti said...

We agree - more foods, please!

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Pawesome reporting, Miles. We're sorry about all those aliens. We know first paw as that is why are Not Allowed Outside anymore. The 3 bext door keep escaping from their fenced yard.

We are very glad that the MLP and your Grampie are getting better.

PS> Gandalf has a jingly manpurse, too! hahahaha!

Angus Mhor said...

Miles, just tell your mom to give out with the foods-there's more of you to love!

Sammy-Dude, I'm sorry, but we forgot to tell you that the Intergalactic Kaffee Klatch is meeting in your neighborhood this year...you're supposed to provide refreshments,m'kay?

Billy, you so totally rock!

Mom: I'm glad grampie's head is better. And that you're better. I shall send you a big ol' pat on your sweet cheek with my wonky paw.

Love, Angus

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

wow miles that was grate reporting! i like to know what is going on there you know! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxo

The Creek Cats said...

MOL! We loves the Monday report!

Jiggly manpurse, that is hilarious!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am glad the humans are all getting better. However I think it is very important that you guys get your food levels up again. I'd hate to see you all waste away!

wildcatsthree said...

sounds like a lot is going in in "Meezer-dom." Mom keeps saing Lola has a bit too much hanging down too and has cut back on the cat food much to Lola's distress. So we can all sympathize with you guys. Have a great Monday.

Abby, Gidget, Rosie and Lola

The Island Cats said...

Haha! Jiggly manpurse! Wally's got one...and mom sez I'm getting one too! We think we need more food to fill it!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

KHANINES rule!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

jenianddean said...

We're glad to hear that Mom and grampie are getting better. But Billy! Stop running outside!
--Jasper

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

This was a really good report, except the part about the diet.
The aliens are really starting to take over, doesn't Billy know he shouldn't go out with all of them out there? It's dangerous!

Max said...

Why can't people understand we're supposed to have jiggly parts? Haven't they ever seen lions on TV running? THEY have jiggly parts, like all cats are SUPPOSED to. Sheesh, they need to just give us the food and get out of the way already. Really.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Anofur furry egg-salad repurrt, Miles! Since yore Mommy is bein stingy wif da foods, maybe I should bring ofur sum tastee stuffs. I is glad the beans is heelin up tho. Maybe she will be less stingy wif da foods now.
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Silver said...

I recomend orchard grass hay for the manpurse. I eat that and NEVER jiggle! One of the Evil Stepsisters used to run outside. Ankles used the hose to make it rain on the bush she was hiding under. She won't go out anymore.

Eric and Flynn said...

We are glad your mom and grampie are getting better.
I only have a little man purse, but mum says Eric looks like a cow with it's udder swinging when he runs.
Flynn

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ya know what, Zippy is tiny (she wayz a hole 6.2 pounds) and she haf a jiggly flab purse too!

Sweet Praline said...

Were all of you on restriction and not able to make my slumber party? I missed you.

Ariel said...

Your reports always make mom laugh.We love you guys.I'm glad to here your mom and grampie are doing better...Hugs

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

YAY for your Mom feeling better!!!
Maybe now you can reason with her about the food situation ;)
WE are happy about your Grampie too!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Tuck said...

You guys are the best reporters ever! I hope you don't mean that your mom is thinking of putting you on a diet...

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Um, about Grampie forehead stitches... Does that mean he is a FrankenGrampie now?

Junior and Orion said...

Food: Yummy!!!!!!

Aliens: EEEEEKKKKK!!!!! Although Meowm squealed when you mentioned hotdogs and dalamtians.

Billy: STAY INSIDE!!!!!!!!

Rascal said...

Hee hee hee. I'm glad we don't have a Billy.

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