Friday, September 18, 2009

Stuff

SAMMY

Our the mom is really weerd.  Ferst the hard drive in the freezer - it didn't werk.  She still gotted the same "hard drive not found" message.  The spindle or whatefur she called it is broked and the plates won't spin.  So we told her to take the plates out and put our stinky goodness on them.  

Then she blamed US for her falling asleep on the cowch and not getting up until 2am and hafing her neck all herty.  RIGHT.  It's not like we wasn't poking her and stuff while she was asleep.  It's not our fault that she can't stay awake.  She obviously does not nap enough at werk.  

And to top all of that off, I cawght her outside yesterday PLAYING WIF THE ALIEN NEXT DOOR.  AAAGGGHHHH!!!! She's going to become a pod person. 

24 comments:

Furkidsmom said...

Oh noes, we're sorry the freezer thingy didn't help the hard drive. Humans aren't really good about napping, that's why we're the leaders and they are our staff - we're smarter!

Playing with the Alien is just unforgivable...go poop in her shoes!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

FrecklesandDeb said...

From all the evidence you have gathered, we believe that you might just be right about your mom being weird. It is obvious that you will need to keep your eyes on her to make sure she doesn't hurt herself. Good thing you already do that anyway!

The Island Cats said...

Oh no! We're sorry the freezer thing didn't work. This puter stuff is really taking a toll on your mom!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hmmm. Very interesting information. We'll pass it on to the proper agency, which will send out agents to keep an eye on your The Mom.

Perhaps her problem is she found Jan's missing memory and it doesn't work quite right in another alien... um, humans's head.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Hmm... fascinating. Maybe she is taking your plates to the aliens for when she is a pod person?

Margaret Cloud said...

Sounds like your mum had a bad day, just give her some purrs and head butts.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

next time your mommie falls asleep on the cowch you will have to whap her a good one. that's what i have to do to sarge. trust me, she'll like it! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
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The Creek Cats said...

Sorry about the freezer not working for the hard drive. Bummer!

Yeah, humans should really nap more at work so they can attend to us all night when they get home.

♥Da fambly cat-a-blog kitties♥ said...

We is sorry about your momma's hurty parts. Do you mean that your momma was checking out the dog that barks? We hope that if the dog needs something momma will call the shelter or rescue to tell them about it. Poor dogs - they get tied up and forgotten.

Reese =^..^= said...

Your Mom is certainly going to have to answer a lot of questions.

Ariel said...

Hmmm does sound like your mom has a bad case of the weirds.Yet aren't all moms weird.

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The Whiskeratti said...

Huh. Odd. But what can you 'spect of hoomins?

Shadow / Molly said...

Oh poop! Dat stinks. Did yer mom try to take the drive apart and possibly bend da spindle a bit? Yer, our the mom and big male bean are geeks sorta and do dat kinda stuffs too. As long as yoo all gots yer stinky goodness later on, yoo shud be ok fer now - jus keep one eye open on yer the mom.

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Mom haz never blamed us for NOT waking her up... that would be really weird if that ever happened.

William said...

Major bummer about the hd! But do you know what? When my mom falls asleep on the couch, she always asks why we didn't wake her up! What is it with moms, anyway? We can sleep anywhere and not complain about it--why can't they?

I'm sorry about your alien problem--thankfully the only time aliens come into our yard is under cover of darkness to treat it like their own personal catbox!

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HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Plates is good for hams, dat is troo. Wanna come haf sum hams wif me?
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Eric and Flynn said...

Hmmm, you don't think the aliens have taken over your mum's body and that's why she is acting weird?

Tiger Lily said...

Sounds to me like your Mom is normal. Wait ~ does that mean I should start worrying about my Mom?

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

It's too late fur her!

See what living with khats does to humans!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

HAHAHA!! Billy peeing like a race horse!!!!
We've been catching up on your blog and it sounds like your mom might need some psycho-therapy. But on second thought, she is psycho enough, isn't she?!11
Thanks for your nice comments and purrs for our dad. He's home today!

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Haf ya tried the dishwasher thing? Worth a try.

Poke the hurty neck MORE! That might help.

Karen Jo said...

I am sorry that the freezer didn't work for the hard drive. I never heard of a Mom being mad that the kitties *didn't* wake her up. Playing with the alien next door is almost unforgivable. You will have to whap her harder the next time she falls asleep on the couch.

Victor Tabbycat said...

More naps at werk is a furry good idear! An usin them plates fur yur foods? Dat's recycling! Has yur mom gotted da emails frum my mom? Her don't know ifin you purrfur yahoo or gmail.
Purrs fur a calm weekend!
~Victor

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