Monday, September 07, 2009

We are now Hams in Space


We haf had a change of plans. MrsSkittlesMom has been furry sick so we is going to head to London TODAY!!!
Sammy flew, er, drove the weener-mobile to Roswell and we gotted something else that will help us get to London.
We have elected DAISY as our commander and pilot
Look how happy she is!!!! I think her exact werds "AHHHHHHHHH" We elected Buddy (the woofie) as co-pilot. He ran around chasing his tail for a while 'afore he settled down. We think that means he was happy.

Chey, we think that is the bestest way to get you out of the country for a while.

A big thank you to MrsZippySadieandSpeedy'sMom for volunteering to clean out the litterbox room in the weener - mobile! We will be back to the weener mobile for a trip to Skittles on Tuesday if her the mom is feeling better. If not, then it's off to OUR house - we haf about 1/2 a pig in the freezer and a smoker to make our own smoked ham!

Ok, now, whoefur keeps hollering "SQUIRREL" and making the woofies bark at the windows, please don't do that on the trip to London - we would not want a woofie to fall out the window. Also, we now have a room for pee pads for the woofies - it's kind of hard to stop and let you all go out while we are in space.

THoE (Thundering Herd of elefants for those who don't know) is scheduled for 8pm. Using waxed paper to clean up the ham grease on the floor wasn't a good idea in the weener-mobile and it's prolly a werse idea here. Ok, well it WAS fun to watch efurryone slide all ofur the place, but when we ended up in a big ham grease, wax and fur pile at the back of the bus it was BAD.

Don't forget to purchase your toys! You doesn't haf to purchase to tour and you doesn't haf to tour to purchase. Remember $2 EACH for the ferst 2, then $1 for each additional ham/pig nip toy.





25 comments:

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

SKHWIRREL!
SKHWIRREL!!
SKHWIRREL!!!

With ham?!?!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

We'z riding in da TARDIS? holy moly or mom is gonna be soo jellus.

Karen Jo said...

Um, did the Doctor lend you his TARDIS, or did you "borrow" it? You will be happy to learn that there is lots and lots of room in there. I hope no one gets lost. I hope Skittles' Mom gets well soon. You are having lots of trouble with your THoE games. Maybe what you need is a giant roll of paper towels. After it is properly shredded all over the floor, it ought to soak up the ham grease pretty well.

Karen said...

-you'z gots a tardis? We love watching DR who Cab I hop on for the rest of the trip or am I too late?

Anonymous said...

Hey that's us! But... Where's that Whitey?

Evil Squirrel!!! Gandalf must hunt the Evil Squirrel!

Unknown said...

It is great to catch up on your doings and my mind is all whirling. So much fun activity going on, but sorry to hear about the sickness and I hope that gets better soon.

Anonymous said...

Iffen yoo want to call in to our place (Sidmouth, on the South West coast of England) Mom will frshen the poop box for yoo, give you fresh water, and a tasty local ham to share.

Milo and Alfie xx

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We've never been in the Tardis before. This is really exciting. Um, I don't have to stay on top do I? I don't want to fall off.
Flynn
We hope Skittles mum is soon feeling bette.

Cory said...

It's probably best we are leaving the country after Madison wandered off and got a tatoo in Porkopolis. Grete apologizes for all the barking, but she can't resist those evil squirrels. I know she's noisy, but she comes in handy for licking pork grease off your furrs.

Woo hoo!

The Florida Furkids said...

We are still licking the grease off our furs from the THoE but it was fun.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!! This is fun!!!!

Sweet Purrfections said...

What a lot of fun you are having! I'm not so sure I would want to slide around on all of that grease - my floof, you know!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Buddy: I get to drive, I get to drive, I get to drive, I get to .. uh, co-pilot. Well, that's okay. I get to do something. Maybe Daisy will let me take the controls for a while?

Crystal: Buddy gets to drive, Buddy gets to drive, Buddy gets to stop complaining about driving. Just hope Daisy keeps a good eye on him so he doesn't whap the wrong control with his big paws.

Buddy: Me hope Skittles mom gets well real quick. Do you think we should drop off some ham tea on our way to London?

Reese =^..^= said...

THoE!!!!!!!!!!!Yay!!!

The Kitty Krew said...

THoE has been a lot of fun, even with the grease. Thankfully there are lots of volunteers to help with the cleaning up.

Ooooh, the Tardis looks like fun! Daisy, we hope you're a better driver (pilot) than Sammy.... :o

Liftoff!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh my BAST! It really is da TARDIS? I hope we don't moof thru time by accident! Where's K-9? K-9 can help Buddy co-pilot. Hey, what's dis button do?

I's good at shreddin paper towel! Rub it wif catnip an we'll shred it, wipe up da greese, an haf a grate game of THOE.

I don't see any squirrels, but I mite haf to shout DALEK!

Cliff and Olivia said...

Somebody said ham?!??!?!

Where?

Cliff

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I feel so much safer in space right now. It's good to get a nap...

Daisy said...

AAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhh! How do you drive this thing again?!?!?! Buddy, take the wheel!!!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oooooh, I get to drive, I get to drive, I get to drive. Thanks, Daisy!

Buddy

Deb Cushman said...

Sounds like a rollicking trip! Watch out for those floating space hams. You wouldn't want a collision!

Have fun!

Us4 Cats said...

have a whirl of a time you all!!!!!

-us4gatos

Just Ducky said...

Yay, off to London! We can pick up the UK kitties and have a great time.

Pip, pip and Cheers.

Chrissie said...

Number 1: It wasn't I who kept yelling "Skwerl!" (Khyra).

B. I thought the wax paper on the floor was a pretty good idea, m'self. So sorry other cats didn't enjoy it as much as I did...but it was so funny to see the look of surprise on everyone's faces!

Lastly-Are we havin' fun or what?

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

I will not yell Skwirl! Dis is aoo so funs!
*jumps up n down holdin Mileses paw*

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