Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Hey Orange Menace, STOP BITING MY TAIL!

::SIGH:: the mom, what does you want? NO! I DOES NOT FLICK MY TAIL IN HIS FACE TO TAUNT HIM!

why is you NEFUR on MY side the mom? ::SNIFF SNIFF:: ::wipes eyes:: that's not fair! my tail flicks ITSELF in the orange menace's face.  I doesn't do it.  You KNOWS that my tail thinks for itself! please just ONCE take MY side??? ::sniff sniff::

27 comments:

Furkidsmom said...

Miles, Tamir has that same problem. His tail is always flicking itself in Allie's face!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

Your tail has a mind of it's own, Miles...why can't she see that???

Eric and Flynn said...

Poor Miles. We know tails flick on their own even if the mums don't.

Gracie said...

Maybe your could talke to your tail and have it not flick so much. Your mom doesn't believe that your tail is being mean.

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Oh! Oh! Oh! Grayson's tail is always doing that, too, Miles. And then Whitey gets in trubble. E-gads!

Finnegan Buddy & Jasmine said...

Miles, I fink it's time we ejucate efurryone abowt owr tales. It's called RTS - Restless tAle Syndrome. The tale is just ressless and it flicks arownd all by itself. I have it too.

Yore frend and fellow sufferer,
Buddy

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh Miles--that is horrible that she doesn't take your side. You kits always get all the breaks, don't they?

Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

Oh my goodness!! We have missed you guys so much!! Hopefully that Mom of ours gets us back to visiting and more blogging soon!!
Your TX furiends,

BILLY!! PLAYDANCEPLAY!! (SHORT TAIL In MILES FACE)
MAVERICK

Victor Tabbycat said...

We unnerstand, Miles! Nina's tail has da same... ::pounce::

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I must be odd....I actually enjoy flicking my tail so Latte chases it. It has been our game since he was a kitten.

Chase

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

miles honey, i say whap him a good one when no one is looking. or tell sammy, he'll do it!!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxo

The Kitty Krew said...

Them tails are always moving around on their own. It's a known fact. Your mom should know that. So should the orange menace. Sheesh.

purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

The Devil Dog said...

Yup, your mom is gonna believe you just like she is going to believe that it has been Lucky who has been knocking the garbage can over. Yup! Uh huh! NOT!

Roxy

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Oh pore Miles! I knows it is yore tail runnin off n flikin on itself! Mean MommyMeezer. I is gonna come ofur n comfurt yoo wif hams.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We'z been noticing dat sometimes da mom persons is not da brightest bulb in da markee. Tails do all kinda weerd stuff by demselfs.Da Mom person should know dat. And Billy should not take advantaj of dat either.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Llama llama llama llama llama!
Yup, llamas would be good gards aginst ALIENS. An maybe orinj menases, too.

Junior and Orion said...

Our tails do have alife of their own. Ours mainly torment out Meowm. Hopefully yours will figure out how to stay away from Billy.

DEBRA said...

Miles I don't halve dat problem...
:-)

purrs and nosekisses to da mostest handsum floofiest meezerman!!

yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm sure she's heard it many times before...

And will hear it again furry soon!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

jenianddean said...

It's not easy some days, especially with a self-thinking tail trying to get you in trouble.
--Jasper

ML said...

Effurryone knows that tails hafs a mind of their own... duh!
Speaking of tails, you has to see our pickshures on Wendy's LOL Blog... it's one of Faith Boomerang rather poofy tail from tha back, saying it looks like... hee hee... Davy Crockits hat. You knows, coonskin cap??? Hee hee hee.
Love & Purrs,
KC

ML said...

My tail does NOT look like Davy Crockett's racoon! Period.

Hi Billy Sweetfeets,
RUNRUNRUN
PLAYPLAYPLAY
DANCEDANCEDANCE
SNUGGLESNUGGLESNUGGLE
:: blushblushblush ::
~Faith Boomerang whose tail does NOT look like a racoon thank you!

Cory said...

What is it with those tails! Just a secret...our Grete woofie has still not figured out her tail is actually attached to her. Shhh...don't tell her either.

Tuck said...

Your tail doesn't mean to hit Billy in the face! Did the mom listen to you?

William said...

Miles, doesn't your mom know that RTS is a real affliction???

Karen Jo said...

Poor Miles, you just can't get a break with The Mom Person. I know that tails have a mind of their own, why doesn't she? Give Billy a good whap when she isn't looking.

The Furry Kids said...

I hear ya! Tails just have a mind of their own.

EG

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