Monday, October 05, 2009

Special Gingersnap Report

BILLY SWEETFEETS

So, ME was just laying around minding my own business when the mom lady person picks up Miles and takes him out of the house.  Then she runs in and takes SAMMY out of the house.  UH OH.  Then she runs in and tries to get ME, but ME is smart and ME runs away from her.   ME hides next to the food dish, finking that now ME will get a WHOLE CAN of stinky goodness to myself, but NOOOOOOOO, she picks me up and takes me outside and shoves me into the PTU that's in the metal machine.  Then she gets in and we start going.  Sammy and Miles and chilled out in theirs but ME is still mad that ME did not get stinky goodness, so ME starts hollering at her "HEY! MOM LADY PERSON! GIVE ME THE STINKY GOODNESS!!!" But she didn't lissen.  Then it starts getting dark and ME thinks the Mom Lady Person is lost of somefing.  So ME starts hollering again "HEY MOM LADY PERSON, IS WE LOST???" But again, she's not lissening, she just turns up the music box thing and starts cat-er-walling to the music.  So, ME thinks that if SHE can cat-er-wall then ME can too - so ME starts.  ME is better than her BTW.  After hollering for eleventy two SQUILLION hours, in the blinding dark, we stops.  We is at the DAD MAN LADY PERSON'S HOUSE.  The DMLP werks on days our MLP doesn't, so our MLP taked bay-k-shun time and we camed to visit him.  We will be here till Wednesday Rant Day and then we will go home so that the MLP can do back to werk.  

The Meezer Monday Miles report will return next Monday.  

This has been the BILLY SWEETFEETS NORTON GINGERSNAP special report.  

32 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Oh we're so happy you get to visit the Dad Man Lady Person!!

The Creek Cats said...

We hope you and your MLP enjoy your bay-k-shun with the DMLP!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Did the MLP tape your cat-er-walling for posterity and maybe a hit single?

Have a wonderful visit with the Dad MLP and a safe trip home.

The Furry Kids said...

Have fun with your DMLP!

momsbusy said...

visits w/ dmlp are good! enjoy your visit! maybe you will get extra ham or chiken or any food you like!

Ariel said...

Have a great time with DMLP and hope you get alot of snuggles...Hugs

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow--I am relieved that you all just went to your dad's. I was a bit worried about the cat roundups and all that they had found the Whapinator...

Victor Tabbycat said...

But... did ya efur get yur stinky goodness??? It's like a cliff-hanger! I wanna noe!

Glad it wasn't da vet you was goin to.
Purrs,
Victor

Victor Tabbycat said...

PS On da way home, you should pracitse singing 99 bottles of nip on da wall.

The Devil Dog said...

Boy, am I glad I was NOT in the car with you guys!

Roxy

JC said...

Do they feed you well at the DMLP's ?

Mr. Echo said...

I gots to tell yoo, yur bloggy makes me MOL all the time. Speshully yur letters. Sorry yoo got catnappt but I hopes yoo haff a good visit with the Dad person.

Hey Billy, Spencer wants to know if yoo wanna play play play play!!!!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Your brothers must have known where you were going, they've done it many times before. They should have tolded you.
Have fun at Dad's! We hear the futon is great!

Gracie said...

I was worried when I first started reading this because I thought you al were being kittynaped, Why don't the humans tell a kitty what is going on. How would they like it if that happened to them?

The Whiskeratti said...

Hey, have a great vacation!!!

SeaThreePeeO said...

"After hollering for eleventy two SQUILLION hours" LOL we love it!

Have fun xxx

Sweet Praline said...

I hope you have fun with the DMLP. I was scared for a minute all of you were going to the vet.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh boy, Billy, da footon, da hams! Maybe yoo will get some real live dead shrimps! We is suppose to go to da cabin dis weekend and we sure hope dad is up to it cuz we haf not been der fur a squillion years.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

That explains the noises I heard last night!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oboy i hope you get shrimps on the foo-ton!!!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Fat Eric said...

Have a nice visit!

DEBRA said...

* woo hoo *
Dat sounded like a fun trips.
We is glad yoo is bizitin yur Dad!

Purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoapuffs meezerman

your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Furkidsmom said...

You're going to have loads of fun and get super spoiled at the DMLP's house! Enjoy!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

DaisyMae Maus said...

I am furry impressed by your caterwauling, SweetFeets! Keep up the good work an' maybe you'll get ham an' shrimps at your DMLP's house?

DMM

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

hey guys!!!!!!!!! Have fun with the Footon Dude!!!!!!!!!! Hope he has ham!!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Derby said...

Have fun with the DadLadyPerson.

The Kitty Krew said...

We hope you have a great time with the DMLP. At least it wasn't the v-e-t... *shudder*

purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Cory said...

I love a sing along! I wish I could have joined in except for the fact that I freak out in cars...yeah. Sigh.

Tuck said...

I hope you all enjoy the time with your dad lady person!

Max said...

Awesome! You're gonna have a good time!

milocat said...

Have a nice time. Purrs.

Milo and Alfie xx

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

ROAD TRIP! Dudes, that's awesome! The wheels on the bus go round and round...

The ebil v-e-t

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