Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Wednesday Rant

MILES

An Open Letter to the Little Orange Meniss: 

Deer Orange Meniss

STOP LICKING MY HEAD.  I love you and all that little bro, but really, my head smells like your nasty breaf now . And please wash your face - you haf hadded those eye boogers for days.  SHEESH! Now that you're 2 you should really take a grooming class or somefing.  
Oh, and if you stick your claws or teefs into my tail ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to knock the snot out of you.  And I knows you gots lots of snot 'acuase you SNEEZED ON MY HEAD last night.  That was gross.  But it was funny when you sneezed in the mom's face after that.  


In summary - please use your tongue on YOURSELF instead of on ME.  


Sin-serely
Your brofur 
Miles Phillippe Meezer

28 comments:

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Poor Miles! Looks like you've had a wet go of it!!

Princess said...

Dear Miles, Pierro is also a pest and a menace. I cannot move about freely in my own home without him following, jumping and sniffing and tackling me. It is horrible. I feel your pain
purrrs

jenianddean said...

Hope he at least cleaned your head after sneezing on you.
--Jasper

milocat said...

This could be a letter I wrote to Alfie (except he is only one) ~ I simp-a-fise ~ reelly I do!

Milo xx

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I don't think that is too much to ask. Little brothers.

The Devil Dog said...

That's telling him, Miles. If you need help with any beating, you let me know. After all, my mom is a ninja.

Roxy

Freya's Staff said...

Aww, Miles... You so meeean.

Karen Jo said...

That's telling him, Miles! Did he at least clean the snot off your head after he sneezed? Probably not, little brothers are like that.

Junior and Orion said...

Oh Miles...he just loves you and wants to take care of you!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Brofurly love at its best!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

SeaThreePeeO said...

Brofurs, what can you do with them?

You sure can't bury them in the garden because thnat makes mum bean mad!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man, he's two and still don't clean his face properly? Maybe Sadie should come over and give him a little grooming lesson. Oh, yeah, sneezes in da mom's face are really funny, Sadie does dat after brushies.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

sarge tried to lick my head once and i whapped him a good one! just sayin'...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Whitey has eye boogers, too. But Gandalf stays on top of that "situation". Wanna borrow Gandalf and his tongue? But then Whitey might cry. Never mind.

Sweet Praline said...

Looks like someone needs to take a "chill pill". Hee! Hee!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Dude, maybe you tastes good. Nina does. Mom wouldn't roll onto her side to hold da covers ofur me, so I stomped round her pillow an then a sneezed on Dad. It was funny. I don't CARE if her sinuses need to drain; I NEED her on her side so I can snuggle!
Purrs,
Victor

Ariel said...

Awww he just loves you :)

DEBRA said...

Miles what is dat wet stuffs on yur head?

*tee hee*

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome cocoa puff meezerman
yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

meemsnyc said...

Hahahahhaha, Miles, you are too funny!

Derby said...

Hehehehe, I don't miss not having a brofur!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Miles, me knows just what yoo talkin' bout cuz Beau Beau liks me too wif his stinky breaf an den I stink like him too. Gross. I finks da sneezin part would put me rite ofur da edge. Reely. I feel yur pain.
~Angie

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Miles, ya definitely got some RIGHTEOUS complaints! Billy needs some whappin!

Max said...

Good luck with that. I'm pretty sure in the dictionary the definition for annoying is "little brother."

Elin said...

LOL! But he just wants to show some love :)

Camie's Kitties said...

None of us have eye boogers because Mom hates them. She is constantly picking them out of all of our eyes (well, except Cody - but that's only 'cuz she can't touch him). We think you should make your mom do the job if Billy won't.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Hansel said...

oh boy what is it with little cats and attacking the tails? Hansel pounces on mine ALL the time! i never bother his! the nerve. -tesla

FrecklesandDeb said...

Sometimes you've just got to tell it like it is. Good letter, Miles!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

You tell 'im Miles!
(An how come I din't know yore middle name is Felippe? Gosh!)
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

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