Monday, November 23, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report-  turkey, ham, and keel-bah-suh.  And pumpthenickles bread.  wif mouseturd.  And Billy eated it too. 

The What Did Billy Do This Week Report:  it's bad.  he's been a good boy.  He ain't done nuffin wrong again this week.

And here is our resident whack-a-doo wif the Alien Report - Take it away mush for brains Sammy:  Fank you.  Well, the alien next door is still toting around that femur.  I wonder who's it is. Back to you donut thighs. 

Miles - uh, right.

The our mom is insane report:  no real reason for saying this.  aside from the gross recipe for soft boiled eggs that she eated sunday morning.  she's just insane.  it's furry sad. 

25 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Do woo think part of her insanity is bekhause of WOO???????????

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

pretty danged good week boys!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I will purr that your human stops being insane. Perhaps if I work hard on yours, mine will stop being so insane too...

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Oh yes. Eggs should be raw or very very cooked. None of that squishey in-between stuff!

milocat said...

Sounds like yoo had a busy week. Can we see a picture of the alien pleese?

Milo and Alfie xx

Karen Jo said...

You had a very good week. At least the alien next door doesn't have a new femur. That would be worrisome. I don't like soft-boiled eggs, either.

Elin said...

Oh no, I hope everything will back to normal real soon!

The Creek Cats said...

Keel-bah-suh and pumpthenickles bread wif mouseturd..... sounds super delicious!!!

DEBRA said...

Miles sounds like a grate week. We is glad Billy is doin gud! Sammy yoo is takin kare of all dem aliens too!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Billy eated mouseturd?? We'd rather just have the mouse....

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Mouseturd?!? MOL!!! Mom LOVES that stuff! And she also loves soft boiled eggs too, but she can't eat them anymore effur since she had our little sisfurbean 3.5 years ago.

The Crew said...

Oh my cats!! You guys ate mouseturd?!

Eric and Flynn said...

Mouse turd? Was it tasty?

Purrageous Pirates said...

BILLY! FAGIN is here. We gots to PLAYPLAYPLAY!! NOW!! PLAY!! YAY!!!

Daisy said...

Billy did not do anything wrong again? What in the world has gotten into that boy?!

Victor Tabbycat said...

We gots lots an lotsa CHICK-HEN! An lotsa squishin up wif Mom. So affer alla dat good shtuff, Nina an I had a grate game of THoE round midnite. Mom sed it's just what she needs afore werk Monday.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Is Billy sick? Ohohohoh, we hadded peestahmi on pumpthenickel wif spicy brown mouseturd...we only ate da meat part tho cuz da mouseturd burned our mouf!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, how horrible. Billy has been good? Again? What's wrong with him? Is he on his deathbed?

We hope you guys will be gentle on your the mom when you do her Purrformance Review. Even if you can prove she's insane, we kind of like her. And we think you do too.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, how horrible. Billy has been good? Again? What's wrong with him? Is he on his deathbed?

We hope you guys will be gentle on your the mom when you do her Purrformance Review. Even if you can prove she's insane, we kind of like her. And we think you do too.

Junior and Orion said...

Miles-Meowm read pumpthenickel bread and said "eeewww". Is it really that bad?

Billy-Great job!!!! Keep it up!

Sammy-As long as it is not your femur, we don't care.

Crazy Mom-our Meowm is crazy too!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Donut thighs! HA!
You are brave to try keel-bah-suh. It's kind of on the spicy side.
Mouseturd on bread? Pass.
The alien is slow to nom that leg bone. Or does he have an endless supply and it just looks like he only has one?

Honey P. Sunshine said...

mommie likes keel-bah-suh

Max said...

I think most People are insane. But whattaya gonna do? We need their thumbs. We just have to put up with them...

Derby said...

Sounds like a really good weekend. BTW, all mum's are crazy/insane/wierd.

FrecklesandDeb said...

Ohhhh...We like pumpthenickles bread too!

We're glad Billy is being so good. What's gotten into him? Is he sick or something?

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