Friday, December 18, 2009

Deer Santa Paws

BILLY SWEETFEETS NORTON GINGERSNAP

Deer Santa Paws

ME has been a GOOD BOY this year!! ME would like to haf mine OWN IPOD so that me can ::dancedancedance::.  ME would also like to haf mine mom lady person let me go OUT whenefur ME wants to.  ME LOVES THE OUT!!! Oh, and ME would like to haf mine own woofie.  ME LOVES WOOFIES!!!!! 

LUF
Billy SweetFeets Norton Gingersnap

MILES

Deer Santa Paws

I fink that I haf been a good boy this year too.  I would like it if the mom could stay home all day so that I can snuggle her.  Oh, and I would like a sweater.  I doesn't know what happened to mine, except that maybe that lunatic Sammy stealed it or used it in some sort of exorcism in the basement.  Oh, and also, if it's possible, I would like some foods that doesn't make me barf.  

Sincerely
Your friend Miles Phillippe Meezer

SAMMY

Deer Santa Paws

How are you doing? I know that you is furry busy this time of year so my list will be short.  I think that I have been pretty good - except for the times I kick mom in the head or bite her legs, but those time she really deserves it.  
I am wondering if you could deliver the following to my house: 
An EVP machine so that I can tape the ghosts in the dungeon
Mine own alien hunting equipment - or at least an "alien to meow" translator dikshonary
Bi-nok-u-lers so that I can try and read the aliens lips when they is outside and I am inside 
mine own video taping equipment - again, for the ghosts in the dungeon.  
Santa Paws, people think that  I am a lunatic or crazy or batty, but I'm not.  You know that right? I am just sensitive.  I know YOU understand me Santa Paws.  

Love
Samuel Alfonse Meezer "Sammy" 

36 comments:

The Whiskeratti said...

We hope all of you get exactly what you asked for.

The Devil Dog said...

Oh yeah right! You have all been so good. hahahahahaha
Hope Santa brings you everything you want for Christmas.

Roxy & Lucky

DEBRA said...

Santa has an interestin list to fill at yur howze dis year! I can't waits to hear if yoo git efurryfing!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy alien huntin meezerman

from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

I know all of you have been as good as you could have been and Santa will take notice of this. I think Sammy might want to change his letter a little, never put in print something that might not be considered not good. Other than the biting the mom everything else looked good.
Hope you all get everything that you wish for.

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

You all are adorable and we love your lists!!! Especially Sammy's. Our mom would LOVE EVP equipment. For some reason she thinks there may be weirdness happening at our house. But only every once in a while. Then again, she's kinda whacky!

The Creek Cats said...

Those all sound like furry reasonable Christmas gift requests!! We sure hope you all get exactly what you want!

Elin said...

May the wishes come true!

Eric and Flynn said...

Those all look like very reasonable lists and we think Sandy Claws will bring you everything that is on it. Billy, what do Sammy and Miles think about you having a woofie?

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Those are all wonderful things to ask Santa Paws for! I hope you have all been good so you get everything you ask for!

One Cats Nip said...

Oh oh oh I hope everyone gets just what they want for chrissymous!

Sammy and Andy said...

We hope Santa Paws brings you all what you asked for...and more. :)

Busby and Raymond said...

Wow, we hope you guys get everything on your list. We think we are getting a new scratching post begause the FedEx woman delivered a tall box to our house yesterday. xo

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We all have our paws crossed you each get what's on your list. But if you don't, please don't be sad. You still have each other and the Mom Lady. Some kitties don't have that. But good luck to you all.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Those are very reasonable lists, boys.
EXCEPT for Billy wanting to go outside. That request should not be filled.

The Island Cats said...

Haha! Santa has his work cut out for himself with you three!

Furkidsmom said...

We think Santa will give you wonderful presents...they might not be EXACTLY what you asked for, but we know you'll like them. (except for Billy going outside!!).

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Elizabeth and Connor said...

That's an interesting list! Except for Billy going outside, that is. If you get your EVP machine, let us know if you catch anything.

cclark0412 said...

We sincerely hope you all get everything you wish for! Just 'member to be especially good (within reason, because afterall, we ARE cats & we gotta play!) until the big day!

Nico, Austin & JayJay :)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmf, mom sez dat yoor mom can't stay home wif yoo all day, Miles, or der wouldn't be any food at all. What does she know, she's here all day even tho she sez she is working! Billy, yoo should be able to go outside, within reason, and play wif da naybor woofies. Yoor not crazy, Sammy, yoor right dat yoo is just sensitif. We hope dat Sandy Claws is good to yoo and yoor mom.

Catline Crew said...

We hope Santa brings you all everything you asked for. We also loved your song.

Junior and Orion said...

Most of those sound like reasonable requests.

Billy-we worry about your outside. Maybe you need a stroller so you can go outside, but still be safe.

Miles-we are so very sorry that food makes you barf. We hope Santa can help you out especially with this one.

Sammy-Maybe you should talk to some other ghost hunters...they can give you some help in your endeavors.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Good lukhk!

I think Santa Paws visits all the woofie houses furst -

If he has time, then he'll stop by the houses with KHATS!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sweet Praline said...

I think Santa might just be shaking his head at some of these requests.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Hey guys!! Those sound like reasonable requests to us!!! Santa should deliver ;)
We also LOVED your Hammy Smells poem too :) heeheehee
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

Max said...

I wish I could see the look on Santa's face when he reads your letters. You guys wants ...interesting... stuffs! :)

Derby said...

I hope Santa Paws brings you everything you wants.

jenianddean said...

I know you three have been very good this year. I hope Santa Paws brings you everything you asked for, except maybe Billy going out a lot, because that makes me nervous.
--Jasper

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

yes santa, the boys have been very good. i swear. yes they were. uh huh. they were too.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

That iz a very good list, boys. Except sumtimz Out is No Good, Billy. Sumtimz it iz very askeery.

Yers trooly,
Whitey

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Is yoo guys sleeping thru Monday? Hmm, not a bad idea!

The Crew said...

No, no, no Billy!!! Take it from me...you DON'T want a woofie.

George

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

You guys sure think ta ask fer neat stuff! Our list is boring compared ta yours...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope you get everything on your lists! They are excellent!!!

The Cat Realm said...

may all your wishes come true!
we wish you very happy holidays and a wonderful new year!
the cat realm

Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Everything your heart desires is what we wish for you. Everything you need is what we hope is provided.

After that all that, the only thing left is love, and we have that for you in abundance.

Magoo, Bella, Dolce, Baci, Smudge and Chloe

Kukka-Maria said...

You didn't ask for me this year, Miles, but I'll be sending you my mental vibes anyway...

Love, love, love...

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