Thursday, December 17, 2009

It's that time of year again

MILES

3 years ago, my furriends Grr, Midnight, and Cocoa challenged me to make up a chrissymouse song about Ham, to the tune of Jingle Bells (it was to raise $ for a sick cb kitty at the time).  Well, I did, and it has become a inter-nash-a-nul phe-nom-a-nom (mmmmm noms).  (Sammy's note: if by international you mean more than you remembers that you efen writed it, then, maybe. )

::clears throat:: Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, here it is, by popular demand (Sammy's note: if by popular demand you mean you trying to call radio stashuns and request somefing that was nefur recorded...) ::jumps on Sammy and takes him down::................

::ahem:: here is 

Hammy Smells 

Dashing frough the house
on my four furry feet
mommy's at the cold box
getting me a treat

On my feets I run
For a treat that is YUM YUM
I can't wait to get it
into my tum-tum

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH......

Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells so fine
and the taste
oh my gosh
it is so deeeeeeeeee-vine

City Ham
Country Ham
dices cubes and slices
salty good
piggy good
tastes better than mices


29 comments:

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

We are waving our lighters and singing along!!! KUDOS to you....fine job. Mom says thanx, she's going to be signing it the rest of the day! MOL!!!

The Island Cats said...

Yay!! We're gonna be singing Hammy Smells all day today!!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

*claps paws* Yay Miles! Yoo didded it! Woo hoo! I will sing ore song all day long cuz I luvs yoo and I luvs ham too!
Wanna come ofur and sing wif me?
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

One Cats Nip said...

Thats it now I knwo whats for dinner tonight!

Forty Paws said...

Tee hee. We didn't nefer see dat song afore. Too kyoooot!

Luf, Us

Whitey said...

Har! That wuz a good one, Sammy! But it iz hard to imagine ANYTHING tastes better than mousies!

The Whiskeratti said...

::clappy paws:: Bravo!!! Encore encore!!!

Sammy and Andy said...

YAY!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! Our new favoritest Christmas song. Wonderful job of writing it. xxxxxx

JC said...

Purrfect ...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Now that is definitely a Christmassy HAM song! Good job, Miles.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ah my FAVORITE Christmas Carol...

Amy and The House of Cats said...

WOO HOO!! Encore Encore! I love it! We haven't heard (well seen) it before so we are even more excited! This is GREAT - we would totally request it at radio stations (and actually it would be very funny to do even without it being recorded). We love it!

Elizabeth and Connor said...

We're all rolling in laughter here! Great song!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

We loved that contest!!
We did Jingle Bells too!

cclark0412 said...

Yay! Hurray for Miles and the Hammy song! We loves it!

Nico, Austin & JayJay :)

Charlemagne and Tamar said...

Yay! That's a very cute song. Clapping paws....

Charlemagne and Tamar

DEBRA said...

I fink we all ought to git together and go a carolin...what cha fink Sammy, Miles, Billy yoo game?

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Furkidsmom said...

MOL we love that song! Mom is going to sing it to us all day!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Max said...

:::applause:::

you know what makes that song REALLY good? It's gonna be stuck in the Woman's head ALL DAY LONG!!!

Good job!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

::clapclapclap:: Yay! Zippy sez dat is da bestest song, not just Krissmouse song, EVER. She is gonna sing it to mom every time she opens da frijimator.

The Crew said...

"Hammy smells"...yum!!

Daisy said...

Bravo! Bravo! Now I want to run around the house singing that song at the top of my lungs. OOOOOHHHHH Hammy Smells, Hammy Smells.....

Junior and Orion said...

Meowm is ROFL....and we are MOL. We hadn't heard your song before. We love it!!!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

And to think I've doubted your talents...

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha! We can't stop singing Hammy Smells now.

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

Yeah! I had not heard this song ever! I think you need an agent and can start writing songs to be made to music, you become rich.

Southbay Girl said...

we like your christmas ham song!!

purrs,

Kodak, 3 Perf and Blossom

Parker said...

Enocre Enocre!!!
::CLAP:: ::CLAP:: ::CLAP::

Harry Spotter said...

What a fun song. Thanks for sharing it with us.

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