Monday, December 14, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

The WHAT THE HECK??? report - WE WAS ABANDONED this weekend.  The mom wented to see the dad and DID NOT TAKE US.  SHE saided that it would be too stressful for me 'acuase I gets all upset when I has to go to in the metal monster and Billy would haf hollered the whole way.  But the weather was bad on Sunday so it's a good thing we didn't go wif her.

The Foods Report - well, I hadded some steak and the mom opened up a can of toona for me and Billy. 

The crazy report .......... er alien/ghost/psycho report by our resident whack job Sammy: Uh, thank you sissy boy.  I gotted into the dungeon and talked to the ghosts.  It seems that they are NOT happy when I cannot communicate wif them.  I told this to the mom and she just saided "oh Sammy, you're so cute but you always get in trouble down there".  ::SIGH::
back to you oh thunder thighs. 

Miles: you ARE NUTS. 

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: well, not nearly as much as his furriend IGMU.  But I knows that Billy is getting for chrissymouse and BOY WILL HE BE HAPPY. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

28 comments:

One Cats Nip said...

EEkkk! The metal monster! Scary!!!

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Actally, we sometimes like it when we are left alone for the day. There are no "NO'S", we can get up on the kitchen counters, we can THoE at night, an we can yell all day an its OK!

The Big Thing says he is leaving most of the day next Saturday and we are looking forward ta that!

Max said...

Doods! How did you eat? Who was there top open cans for you? THIS IS A TRAVESTY! Or at least a major bummer. Since, you know, you obviously survived.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man.. .I hate being abandoned. At least I am left with the Male who has opposable thumbs (although I think this is really really unfair as I have brains and he doesn't)... sigh.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We always look forward to your Monday reports!

The Paw Relations said...

Abandoned!?! Did you call the polices?

Eric and Flynn said...

It is good that you survived your abandonment. We have been abandoned so many times now that we are used to it. If you need any survival tips for another time, let us know. Has Billy recovered from his brain surgery now?

Parker said...

Gasp! She left you?
At least you didn't have to deal with the metal machine!

The Creek Cats said...

Great report as always guys!! You're so lucky you got steak and toona!

Hansel said...

man if you yell the whole way like tesla did on her way home from the v-e-t boy, i unnerstand why mommeh would leaf you home. -hansel.

Tiger Lily said...

I understand your feelings Miles. It is no fun at all to be abandoned! I am glad you survived.

Millie said...

That sounds AWFUL! I hope my Mom never abandons me! I need my daily scritches, and after all, SOMEBODY needs to tell her how to do what needs to be done!

The Island Cats said...

Well, at least you got some steak to make up for the fact that you were abandoned....

Elizabeth and Connor said...

We are abandoned constantly, too, because mama needs to make money to pay our rent. She is the food lady, so it keeps things in balance!

Sammy and Andy said...

We avoid the metal monster as much as we can for sure!!!!!!

DEBRA said...

Oh my a-band-donn?!
Well I guess dat is better dan dee metal monster!
*whew*
We is glad yoo is all safe and sound.

purrs and nosekisses
to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

cclark0412 said...

We LIKE it when our Mom goes away - we play & play, all over the house. Then when she comes back to find messes, we are usually all asleep! "No, Mom we don't know why two chairs are overturned & everything is off of the baker's rack - you must've done it before you left..." hehe!

Nico, Austin & JayJay :)

Junior and Orion said...

YOU WERE ABANDONED!!!!! YOU DIDN'T GET TO GO SEE YOUR DADDY!!! WE CAN'T BELIEVE THE TREATMENT YOU ARE GETTING!! Okay we will stop yelling now. At least you got some steak and toona.

We can't wait to see Billy's present!

Sammy-we are thinking maybe you have some of the ghosts that our Meowm talks to. We don't see them, but she does talk out loud a lot and no one else is around...must be ghosts!

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Abandoomed?!? That's terrible! We're scared of the Metal Monster too!!! Can't wait to see what Billy's getting! And the rest of you too!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmm, ride in metal monster vs visit wif dad...we woulda stayed home too. Dat sed, it is still not fair of her to 'bandon yoo guys. And to make up fur it she should allow yoo to go in da dunjun and talk to da ghosts, give yoo real live dead shrimps, ham and some bacon.

Furkidsmom said...

Did you make your own steak???

We're askeered of the dungeon creatures.

Good job Billy - only a couple more weeks till Santa is here.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Amy and The House of Cats said...

That was a great report - we can't wait to see what Billy is getting for Christmas! We love to see what everyone gets - it is so fun!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Your SKHREAMS are not what your The Mom would have needed!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Miles, we were only in the metal monster for any amount of time when we moved to the Lake, and now we are going to have to be in it twice ... going back to St. Louis for Chrissymouse and then coming back here again! At least we will be able to visit our old home again, as it is still for sale, but we like this one soooo much better!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Victor Tabbycat said...

Dudes, Mom finded sum of da stuff Sammy whapped into da baement back when our beans wented to Yakima. Hmmm, sounds like a cat place: YACK! Mom an da boy maked lots more room in da lifin room yesterday, so Nina an I had TWO big wrestlin matches!

We's really behind on bloggin. I keep tryin to order Mom, but she keeps sayin bizzy, bizzy, Sandy Claws, bizzy. Hmph.
Purrs,
Victor

Derby said...

Hmph, No trip to see the DMLP? Not fair, you couldn't visit your futon. Glad Billy will get something for Chirstmouse.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Abandoned?????????? Are you serious?????? Your Mom owes you all BIG TIME!!! heehee
Thank you for the purrs. They helped lots :) The Vet lady was happy with the test results. Nothing too serious!!!

Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

Glogirly and Katie said...

Excellent reporting.
I can't believe you were abandoned. On a weekend no less. Humans. Sometimes they just don't think.

mew!
Katie
(Glogirly's cat)

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