Monday, December 28, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report:  The mom smoked a whole slab of bacon this weekend!!! I gotted a little taste and it's PAWSOME!!! Oh, and I gotted some roast beast too!

The mini-meezer man report: Well, the mom is leaving it to us to see if Nicholas stays: Billy loves him and says YES.  Sammy hates him and says NO (of course he saided NO to me and billy too, but now he loves us). I doesn't care.  So we is tied.  Nicholas' head is still tilted and he sneezed about a squillion times in a row yesterday afternoon.  Boogers was flying efurrywhere.  So now his new name is Snotnose Stinkypants.  Oh he weights 2.8 pounds and is about 8 weeks old.  He is furry furry purry all the time. 

Now, here is Mr Crankypants wif the alien report - Sammy:  There are more and more aliens around here.  They are moving in at a rapid rate.  we haf some new weener aliens, and a new spotty alien and 2 new little yappy aliens.  maybe hafing a new meezer in the house is a good idea - so they doesn't start to outnumber us.   Back to you thunder thighs.

Miles:  The what did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:  Well he was being all good and babysitting the little snotnose and then he 'acided to run out of the house when the mom was going out, and he ranned all the way down the driveway and THEN - he RANNED OUT INTO THE ROAD.  And the mom SCREAMED and he gotted scairt and ranned down the road 2 houses 'afore he let the mom catch him.  He was laffin and laffin and she was cursin and cryin. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Pee Ess: we is going to try and get around and wish efurryone happy hollydays- our the mom is tired running around to see grampie in the rehab place and trying to make shur that grammie is ok too.  so we is sorry if we is not around too much. But MERRY CHRISSYMOUSE and HAPPY NOO YEAR to all of you.  We loves you all furry much and we is so happy to be part of the wonderful CB!!!

28 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh I think woo deserve each other!

Purry khristmas and Happy Mew Year!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think that Billy needs a kitten to keep him busy and to play with him. He really is a cutie you know...

PS Miles--you may not want to fly. They are cracking down on pooting on planes... I got in trouble for it...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We hope yoo guys hadded a really good Krissmouse...hmm, smoked bacon does sound yummy. Sammy, dude, we haf our own alien in our house and he's FUN! Our votes prolly don't count fur anything but we all think yoo should keep Nicholas...

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

We think ya are probly stuck with Snotnose. That's just how these things werk out...

The Creek Cats said...

We think Nicholas Snotnose is sooo cute! We hope he gets to stay with you guys!

Thank you sooooo much for our pawsome Secret Paws gifts! We love them all furry much!!

Parker said...

Was the bacon hard to light?
HaHaHaHaHa!
Sigh...I crack me up!

The Island Cats said...

Busy weekend for you guys...but you got smoked bacon!! Awesome!!

Billy!! Stay in the house! And if you do get out...stay out of the road!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

We got roast beast and roast pig at Chrismouse and now mum is cooking the biggest ham we ever saw. Well, the biggest since last Chrismouse. We hope Nicholas Snotnose can stay. Just think Sammy and Miles, Billy will give you some peace and quiet then. Hmmm, on the other hand, you might get dubble trubble.

FrecklesandDeb said...

We are just getting around to our friends and catching up. Happy to hear about Nicholas. Sorry he has so many problems, but we hope he will get better. Billy would make a great big brother!

Happy Holidays to you all!

Lone Star Purrs said...

Merry Christmas to y'all too!!!
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

the little meezer should stay. i like little meezers. sammy don't whap him!!!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

We hope the little guy feels better soon. It's hard to be little and sick and in a strange place.

Junior and Orion said...

Miles-bacon and roast beast? Wow! You scored!!!

Sammy-you ARE being surrounded by aliens!! We vote for Nicholas to stay!

Billy-we love that you love Nicholas! BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!! YOUR NEW BUDDY WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT YOU!!! We are glad no cars ranned over you while you were in the street. Maybe your Mom Lady Person needs a enclosed porch, making two sets of doors you have to get out of.

Nicholas-get well soon little guy!!!

Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

Happy Belated Christmas and a Happy New year!!! Awwwww Snotnose Stinkypants is a cool name!!!! What a cutie!! We hope he gets to stay!!
Your TX furiends,
Samantha, Maverick & TOK

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We hope the name Snotnose Stinkypants is only temporary.

Billy, what are you thinking when you run outside? You have a warm home and a new playmate, all you can eat ....

Miles & Sammy, the Meezer report rocks! As usual.

Busby and Raymond said...

Snotnose stinkypants? I think we'll just keep calling him Nicholas around here!

You guys sure have a lot going on over there. We hope the New Year is a bright one for all of you.

xoxo

Furkidsmom said...

Um...we think we'll keep calling him Nicholas too!

BILLY! Don't do that anymore! You need to stay home and help with Nicholas!! Don't make your Mom cry - that isn't nice.

Don't worry about visiting - you have a lot going on right now!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Harry Spotter said...

Bacon..Yum! You sure wat lots of good foods. Glad Snotnose Stinkypants did not get hurt when he ran out of the house. I hope he earns a new name.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow your mom smoked her own bacon - all my kitties are so jealous!

We are so far behind we have no idea who this new mini-meezer is yet (we are visiting newest to oldest) but we vote stay! It will help with the aliens.

And Billy - STAY IN THE HOUSE.

Daisy said...

Oh no, Billy, not again! I might have to give you a Hard Look if you run out of the house and into the road again!

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Thank goodness Billy got caughted!!! He's fresh, huh??? And BACON??? We're coming over...

The Crew said...

Billy, for Cod's sake, stay in the house. Our Mom was screamin' & cursin' too, when she read that you were in the road!

Monty Q. Kat said...

OMG I got a taste of heavy cream this weekend...

Max said...

Billy's gonna find himself living life locked in the bathroom if he's not careful...

And Sammy might wanna just get used to the new little guy. I dunno how your mom is gonna be able to NOT keep him...

ButterBean said...

tell yer ma to slow down jus a bit and take a deep breath ... we vote that the lil one stays not that what we say matters too much but ..

cclark0412 said...

Billy, Billy, Billy - what can we say? Everyone else has said it already! STAY IN THE HOUSE - there is nothing but a hard life out there for you & making the Mom cry is NOT cool!

Congrats on keeping the new baby meezer (we just KNOW you will - Sammy will adjust!) hehe!

Oh, also - please tell the Mom that she should take some time to rest, everyone in the CB understands being busy!

Nico, Austin & JayJay :)

DEBRA said...

Billy dem sweet feets is gonna be no feets if'n yoo keep running down the road away frum yur Mom!
Oh we hopes dat Whittle Nicky gits to stay and starts feelin better. I knoos Sammy will warm up to him!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Derby said...

I vote for Nicholas to stay, but Billy this means you will be the older brofur, that means you have to set a good example. No more running outside! Don't make your mum cry.

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