Thursday, April 30, 2009

Thankful Thursday


ME is thankful that ME has nice furriend next door. His name is Cujo and he likes to lick ME all ofur and head butt me and play wif me and toss me in the air. ME loves it!!! he is teaching ME his language too!!!!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wednesday Rant


Why?? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?? WHY????????????


How in the....................

what the???


What does you MEAN by the phrase

No stinky goodness for 2 days 'acuse I has throwed up for the last 3 days?

are you SERIOUS?

No, really, you ARE serious??

I seriously need to find a new place to live for a while.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Farewell Dear Furriend

Oreo, you were one of our ferst furriends in the cat blogosphere. We have treasured your furriendship all these years. We will think of you often and we will miss you. We are heartbroken that you are gone and we cannot say good-bye to one of our most special furriends. Enjoy your adventures and sunspots at the Bridge. Watch over your mommy, she will miss you always. Someday, dear furriend, we will meet at The Bridge.

Dancing Tuesday with Billy SweetFeets


so wave

your hands in the air

bust a few moves

run your fingers through your hair

seriously, what's WIF those pants????


Monday, April 27, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The craptop, errrr laptop report: The keyboard is in and fixed. just to let efurryone know - it really WAS Sammy's fault. The Mom was just sitting on the cowch wif the laptop on her lap, and Sammy came flying ofur her lap wif Billy right 'ahind, and he hit the keyboard and popped the keys off wif his back feets nails. The Mom, FOR ONCE, was not at fault.

The foods report - we hadded CORNISH GAME HENS!!! they is like baby chick-hens!!!! And eggs. Once ofur medium.

The Alien Report - by Sammy "The Whack Job" Meezer - Young Billy is still trying to win ofur the aliens to find out what their agenda is. So far, their agenda is sniffing butts and jumping on humans. They are WEERD aliens. Back to you Miles.

Er, Sammy, you need help. Seriously Dude.

After that, I got nothin.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Finally Friday


::swats the mom lady person:: NO, it's not MY fault that the D, C and F keys are missing from your laptop. It's SAMMY's fault for chasing ME ofur the keyboard and the keyboard's fault for allowiny my claws to get unner the keys and pull them up. And it's not MY fault that the parts for making the keys go back ON the keyboard gotted broked. it's the 'puter people's fault for making a keyboard that breaks like that. So, ME is sorry that you haf to help us post from your werk. Get the 'puter fixed!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thursday 13


Thirteen Things heard around Casa Meezer

1. Billy you can't open the fridgerfrator

2. Billy get out of the cabinet

3. Miles get out of the spicy ham it will make flames shoot out of your butt

4. Sammy, if you whap your brush into the human litterbox, you will nefur get brushed again

5. Sammy, really, you haf dragon breaf

6. Billy, seriously, get out of the cabinet

7. How do all of these cabinets keep getting open?

8. Miles, I don't think that whatever you ate smell like THAT when you ate it

9. Sammy, do you really need to dig in the litterbox for 10 minutes? just get in an pee for Bast's sake

10. BILLY! Get OUT of the cabinets!!!!

11. I'm home my darling bab................. HOLY BAST!! MILES!! What in the h-e-double hockey sticks did you eat while I was at werk?

12. BILLY! Stop whapping stuff out of the cabinets.

13. Sammy, you are my perfect little meezerman. (Sammy's note: Take that Miles and Billy)

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Wednesday Rant


1. YES - I DO think that all of your foods need to be taste tested by me

2. YES - when we all eat our stinky goodness we DO haf to move around the dishes and eat some from each one. Travelling buffet baby

3. NO, I really don't care that when I flop my manly man body on you when you're sleeping that I'm laying on something called a pressure point and that your hand is then numb for 2 days. Learn how to do your job with one hand if you have to.

4. NO, again, I don't partikularly care how much of my furs get on your clean clothes before you leave the house. and that your butt looks like it is growing it's own fur.

5. You say you can't walk more than 3 steps without tripping ofur me? huh. this effects me how?

6. YES, I do feel the need to just randomly slap you.

7. I don't care that you don't like it when I bite your toes. When you're walking. In the dark. In the middle of the night.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Meezer Monay Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report - chick-hen and ham were served ofur the course of last week. Oh, and she is trying to sneak HEALTH foods in with our stinky goodness. It's bad enuf that 'acuase I barf up crunchies that we haf to haf cruchies wifout glutens in them. but now she wants us to eat organic crap stinky goodness. We showed her.

The Billy Report - Billy was UN-grownded for about 3 minutes on Sunday until he rolled in somefing he should not haf rolled in (some ant go away stuffs that the mom thoughted was all gone) and hadded to be rushed inside and haf a baf. So now he's grownded again.

The 'puter report: Somecat named Billy SweetFeets broked 3 keys on the mom's laptop last night so now she has to do our posts on her werk 'puter for a few days. We may not get to bisit efurryone as often as possible.

The alien report by Sammy Meezer - the alien's orangecat minions, Buddy and Powder, haf started to try and recruit Billy into the collective. We may need Captain Picard to come and de-borg Billy. We haf to go find the show tunes cd. I wonder if the same Pirates wif No Pants show tunes will werk for him like they did for Miles.
Back to you Miles.

Um, fank you Sammy, you wacko.

That is the MeezerMonday Miles Report for today.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Finally Friday

How can ME get ungrownded?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Thankful Thursday


Today I am thankful for one thing:

MY HEAD IS A LOT LESS TILTY!!!!! It's still tilty sometimes, but it's almost back to normal!!!!!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Dancing Tuesdays With Billy


Ok, well, this week ME has to admit that ME seed this on Max's Mommy's blog and ME just falled in love wif it. So, me has to 'pologize to MrsThumper for stealing it, but ME just cannot stop dancing to this! It makes ME so happy!!!!!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

Today we haf pink and purple on our bloggie to let some special furriends know we is thinking about them while they is hafing surgery. Tazz and my girlfriendcat's Mommy, my kind of mom in law, Mom Robyn are bof hafing surgery.

Also, our good furriend Frostin's DadBob gotted bad noos about his unemployment green papers. They doesn't haf a lot of income and they is in furry bad shape. Please purrr for them and if you can spare it, please send them some green papers (there is a linky on their bloggy). Frostin is one of our oldest furriends in the blogosphere and his DadBob and MomMonika are really really wonderful people who haf rescued outdoor kitties. They haf a lot of kitty moufs to feed - Frostin, and King Obsidian, and Princess Boots, and Princess Ashlyn (frostin's momcat) and Queen Munchkin. We hopes that you can spare a green paper or two, efurry bit helps.
Now, for the most impawtant part of the Meezer Monday Miles Report:
Oh and Billy gotted in BIG BIG BIG trouble ofur the weekend and he is GROWNDED. He ranned out of the house 5 times in one day and THEN he gotted out of his harness and ranned around more outside. Mommy was screeching and crying and now he's grownded.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Finally Friday


It's finally Friday - and we have a 3 day the mom weekend. Maybe she will give Miles some ham so he can shut up, and i can concentrate on the aliens outside - they seem to be brainwashing more and more small children into thinking that they're "dogs". I don't think so. They sit in their yards and have long conversations in their secret language. And they keep sending their orangecat minions to my door to hiss at me. I think that I need a bay-k-shun.

oh, and Miles has the hic-cups again.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Thursday Thirteen


13 things the mom lady person calls me

1. pookie
t. sugar man
*. boo boo
9. little man
7. peanut head
c. butt of death
3. stinky
8. wonderboy
2. booger head

she's crazy

update; oh yeah here's more

5. butter bean (what the **** is that?)
^. pig
q. hoover (ME doesn't get it, ME is not a sucky monster)
13. angel-pie (that sounds yummy, ME wants some)

Wednesday Rant


Wanna take a guess at what I'm ranting about today? I bet the the mom and dad lady people know.

Oh, how COULD you? I'm a good boy. I really am I'm cute and I love cuddling with you. And what do I get as a token of your love for ME? NOTHING. Not. one. morsel. It was a speshul weekend and I GOT NOTHING. I'm just so disappointed in you.

Next time, remember the ham.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Dancing Tuesdays With Bill


Zeus, my fellow Gingersnap and all around awesome dude.

This one is for you.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Dad report: The Dad camed up this weekend (for those of you who don't know, our daddy lifs about 300 miles away from here 'acuase there is no jobbies here). We hadded a good weekend, but the FUNNIEST FUNNY fing EFUR was when Billy called him "the dad lady person". HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The Foods Report: Now, ushually when the dad visits, or we visit the dad, there is real live dead shrimps, and ham out the ying yang, but this time NOTHING. NADA. NIL. it was a tramajedy.

The Alien report - by Sammy The Alien Chaser: The aliens are still wandering around all over the place and making weird sounds and taking hostages. it's very disturbing. Back to you Miles.

The Mom Report: The mom herted her neck and her back and can't move very well. We just think it's old age. She acts like she's 80squillion years old.

That is the meezer monday Miles report for today.

Pee Ess: Hi dad lady person!!!

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos

Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos

HI EFURRYONE!! it's ME - Billy SweetFeets Norton Gingersnap. ME is hosting the BKCFOC today!!!!
First, let's start off with a cheerful good morning from Alex

So, Eric decided to venture around on his own while Flynn was busy chasing a mousie

Go on over to Catsynth for the weekend cat blogging (ok AFTER you finish MY carnival!)

Hey if you're not going to ante up the tem-tay-shuns Mog there will be no pretty posing.

Speaking of treats. Cubby needs some!!!

This is pretty cool the history of Persian cats!

and what do you think THESE kittens are plotting? Well, WE kitties know (hee hee) but the humans, well, they will just go SQUEEEEEEE and think it's cute.

The cats are praying at the Western Wall

It was a great tummy tuesday at imeowza

it seems that there is even MORE tummy showing going on over at Mind of Mog

OH. MY.COD. Lookit the snow ofur a the Cyclone Cats house!!

Over at the House of the (Mostly) Black Cats, Gree gets all the treats.... er sympathy

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos


Mom Lady Person says ME can host the BKCFOC ALL BY MYSELF!!!

Please send in your entries HERE or send a email to festivalchaos AT gmail DOT com OR leave a comment in OUR comment sekshun.

YAY!! ME is so 'acited!!!

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Star Chaser Friday


My wonderful furriend Faith Boo, and Mommy ML and Auntie Deb, sended me this fun fun fun toy!!! Fank you so much!!! ME loves it.

Thankful Thursday

well well well, what do you know. I only hadded to punch her eleventy four times and she turned off the flashy. har har

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...