Sunday, November 29, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report:  Turkey, turkey and more turkey.  Hey the mom, there's more foods than turkey you know.  how about some pig or cow?

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:  well, not much.  i'm kind of disappointed in the little rug rat. 

The whacko report with Sammy "pudding brains" Meezer:  Thank you jello thigh master.  The alien next door has a minion now.  And the other day he was just standing in the yard staring at our grill and drooling.  very weerd. 

The grampie report: our grampie is in the hospital again.  his heart is not werking right and our the mom is furry sad. 

The holiday report: we is getting ready for santy paws to come - our the mom is thinking of getting us a tree this year.  Last year we did not haf one 'acuase, well, we has a Billy.  And our the mom thinks that he's prolly just going to make a 'partment in the tree and move in.  But we might haf convinced her to get us a tree. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Wild Wednesday (or tuesday night)


So, the mom putted a turkey into the big cooler and added some liquid stuffs to it and some ice and then let it sit.  About 15 minutes later she hearded some pounding and wented down the hallway to find Billy opening the cooler to try and get at the turkey.  He could get the lid open, but there was ice all ofur the cooler and he didn't like that so he was trying to slap it out of the way, and then the cooler keeped closing on his head, and he would cry.  I fink that I will wait until it's cookded 'afore I try and steal some.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report-  turkey, ham, and keel-bah-suh.  And pumpthenickles bread.  wif mouseturd.  And Billy eated it too. 

The What Did Billy Do This Week Report:  it's bad.  he's been a good boy.  He ain't done nuffin wrong again this week.

And here is our resident whack-a-doo wif the Alien Report - Take it away mush for brains Sammy:  Fank you.  Well, the alien next door is still toting around that femur.  I wonder who's it is. Back to you donut thighs. 

Miles - uh, right.

The our mom is insane report:  no real reason for saying this.  aside from the gross recipe for soft boiled eggs that she eated sunday morning.  she's just insane.  it's furry sad. 

Friday, November 20, 2009

Finally Friday


I would like to say that I is glad our the dad came to visit.  I doesn't care about the foo-ton or shrimps or hams, like whiney crybaby Miles.  Howefur, where he sleeped is MY side of the bed.  But that's ok.  I snuggled up to the mom and kickded him wif my feets.  HAH.  Then I purrred in his ear.  Then Billy lickeded his head and maded him slap his own self in the head in his sleep.  THAT was funny.  

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Fankful Fursday


Our the dad has gone back to his house 'acuase he has to go back to werk.  We are fankful that he camed to bisit us.  And NO he didn't bring my foo-ton wif him.  I's NOT fankful about that.  I's also NOT fankful that I didn't get shrimps OR hams.  hrmph. 

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

we is back!!


Our the dad man lady person is visiting!!! and ME has sooper dooper BIG NOOS!!!!


Friday, November 13, 2009

Finally Friday with Billy SweetFeets


It's FRIDAY!! That means that tomorrow the mom lady person will get up late and not gif us our foods until WAY WAY WAY past foods time.  ME does not like that.  ME has to haf my foods on time!!! Know what happens when ME does not get my foods on time? I start fighting wif Sammy and then he starts hollering and ME gets in trouble and it's NOT MY FAULT, it's HER fault 'acuase SHE MADED ME DO IT!!!!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I haf a new sooper hero name!


FINALLY!!! I am no longer The Poosinator!!! Really, what kind of sooper hero powers does that imply? I haf a NEW sooper hero name now!! I am now The Yakkinator!!!! (or The Barfinator, that's cool too).  My sooper hero power is to YAK at will!!! Yes kitties, I can now yak at will!!!  When I am displeased wif the food offerings in my house, I will take a taste and then start wif the yakking, causing the mom to follow me around wif paper towels.  Now, I haf really STOPPED yakking up my dry foods, but it's really fun to make her run around the house after me.  Akshually, I think my second sooper hero power is the ability to make the mom run.  (She doesn't "do" running).  

All Hail the mighty Yakkinator!!! 

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Veteran's Day 2009

Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there, I do not sleep

I am a thousand winds that blow
I am the diamond glints on snow

I am the sunlight on ripened grain
I am the gentle autumn rain

When you awaken in the mornings hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
of quiet birds in circled flight
I am the soft stars that shine at night

Do not stand at my grave and cry
I am not there, I did not die.

The 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, 1918
The day The War to End All Wars ended.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
between the crosses row on row
that mark our place; and in the sky
Scarce heard among the guns below

We are the dead.  Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset go
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields

Take up our quarrel with the foe!
To you from falling hands we throw
the torch - be yours to hold it high
If ye break faith with us who die
we shall not sleep, though
poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

I don't know how many more, if any, Veteran's Days I will be able to share with my father. Our WWII Veterans are dying at a rapid rate. To all Veterans, especially those of the Greatest Generation, Thank you. And Dad, I love you.

If only it really had been the war to end all wars................

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Dancing Tuesday wif Billy SweetFeets


My feets just can't keep still...................


Monday, November 09, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today: 

The Foods report - turkey, chick-hen, a little ham and crappy crunchies that  I now refuse to eat.  I'm tired of barfing them up. 

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: Running ofur the moms head while she was sleeping.  and tossing the crunchy bowl off the table.  HAH. 

The Whapping Report by our resident Whapinator, Sammy the insane clown posse psycho:  Hey, I like their music!   Ok, so on saturday the mom wented to the public market and she came back wif lots of yummy begetables.  So while she was out I cleared off the table for her. I whapped all 5 candle sticks AND the silver bowl of fake grapes.  When she broughted home the begetables, I dove right in and ate a whole leaf of swiss chard!!!
On to the alien report.  Saturday night I was laying around he lifing room and I had a feeling that somefing was very very wrong outside, so I made the mom open the curtain.  The alien Cujo from next door was on our patio wif his face pressed up against OUR slidy door.  Efen Miles humped up and hissed.  What did the Mom do? She gived him a TREAT and called him a good boy for not running off wifout his leash.  Then she taked him home. ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH. 

Well, seeing Cujo's big ugly face was a bit scairty.  (the mom's note: boys, Cujo is ADORABLE) 

See what we haf to live wif? 
Just wait for your purrformance evaluation the mom! 

Friday, November 06, 2009


yeah, so I barfed again.  Sorry that I barfed ON you while you were sleeping.  Sorry that you hadded to get up in the middle of the night and change the sheets and take a shower.  it's not MY fault you know.  It's YOUR fault.  YOU didn't haf to switch our crunchies to somefing that was supposed to be "healthier".  we LIKE crap food.  It's like you and tor-tilla chips.  You love them and they're bad for you.  Well, our other crunchies were WONDERFUL.  We doesn't care that they make us fat and could gif us die-a-bee-tees.  THEY TASTED WONDERFUL. 

Oh, and the next time you make chili from chick-hen, don't put hot stuff in it.  Unless, of course, you really WANT to get up 4 times a night to scoop the litterbox.  YOU should know better than to leave your bowl anywhere I can get to it.  

Just wait until you get your performance review.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Happy Peace Day!

Oh Master grant that I may never seek
So much to be consoled as to console
To be understood as to understand
And to love
as to love with all my soul..........

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

rotten wednesday


I finks i's sick. I made a bad howling sound and then I barfed last night.  I's doesn't feel sick - I's eated my dinner.  But the mom gotted us some new crunchy foods to try and that's that i barfed up.  Maybe it's the new foods.  but i maded the mom cry and i's doesn't like doing that. 

what a rotten wednesday.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Dancing Tuesday wif Billy SweetFeets


This is on of my mom lady person's most favoritist songs evah!!!

you ROK MLP!!!!

Monday, November 02, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report - post hello-ween edishun
The Hello-ween report: The mom did not dress us up.  She did not dress herself up either.  It was furry cold but she still wented outside and made big fog all akross the street a few times.  it made the sticky ones (and their parents) laff. 

The Foods Report - turkey, eggs and meatloaf (wif no onions). 

The speshul Hello-ween ghost and alien report from our resident psycho (er, psychic) Sammy:  Right.  Thank you lead bottom.   So, Saturday night was hello-ween.  The ghosts in the dungeon were really singing for me to go down there.  But the mom would not let me go (er, whacko, you wented to the door and then your tail gotted all poofy and you ranned upstairs).  The mom just didn't unnerstand that on hello-ween I NEED to talk to the ghosts.  The aliens have been quiet now that it's gotten colder.  maybe that's the key to their deemize. 
Back to you hefty bag. 

um, the What Did Billy Do to Get in Trouble this week report:  no running outside.  BUT he still gotted on top of the china cabinet. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

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