Monday, January 11, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Sick Report - the mom has been terribly sick since Friday - sore throat, cough, stuffy head, stuffy chest, bomiting, etc.  She's still sick and miserable! We has to purrr on her more

The foods report- NO EXTRA FOODS - a cause of the sickness.  SIGH

The What Did Billy Do to get in trouble this week report - guess what? no guess.  really.  guess.  it's prolly what you think. 

The Alien report  - take it away whack job Sammy -  I have noted that the aliens are quiet when it's cold and noisier when the sun is out and it's warmer.  I think that the answer to alien ee-rad-a-k-shun is to make it cold forever.  Back to you thunder thighs. 

Miles: uh, thanks id10t.  ::SIGH::

The Snotbag report: He's STILL snotty, and tilty but he seems to LOVE LOVE LOVE us.  He's always trying to sneeze in our faces.  He's a cute little monster.  Once he stops sneezing and blowing boogers all over the place I will think about using his proper name.  He has no idea what his name is yet - the mom calls NICKY!! NICHOLAS!!! NICKY!! and Billy comes running.  ::SIGH:: Am I the only one around here who knows his name?

That is the MeezerMonday Miles report for today!!!!

27 comments:

Amy and The House of Cats said...

This is a great Monday report! We hope your mom is starting to feel better - we are sending her lots of purrs and prayers to get better quickly!

Noll's Nip said...

Sorry you mom isn't feeling well. Purrs for her and tissues for Nicky's runny nose.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Does he rub his boogers on the wall with his paws?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I hope your the mom feels better!

Busby and Raymond said...

Things sound a little snotty at your house, between your Mom and Nick. We think we are going to tell our human to buy stock in Kleenex.

Hope your Mom (and the Nickster) feel better soon!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

Sorry to hear about your Mom. We hope she feels a lot better soon. You probably will need to purr even more!

It sounds like little Nicky is growing on you, Miles.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ugh, we'z sending some purrs fur yoor mom to feel better. Sicky moms is no fun at all. Sounds like Nick could use some tissues...hope he stops being snotty and tilty soon.

The Island Cats said...

We hope Nicky stops blowing boogers all over soon...and we hope the mom is feeling better too...

The Paw Relations said...

Great report! We hope your mum feels better soon!

Cliff and Olivia said...

We don't really like the eradication plan for the aliens. But if that is what it takes...

WhimPurr's Whim said...

Hope Mom gets feeling better really soon! Purrs & Puppy Kisses!

Omnibus Driver said...

Skritchies to you boys... and hugs to the Mom Lady Purrson.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

stay warm boys. i am really sorry about the mom person. cause if she's sick you suffer. not fair!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxo

Simba said...

Poor Mom. With the symptoms you describe I wonder whether it might be H1N1 virus.

Poor Nicky too. Maybe if you think positive and start to call him Nicky instead of Snotbag, he will improve.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Miles, I will come rite now and help purr on yore Mommy!!!
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Max said...

Maybe Nicholas gave your mom his cooties?

If he ever comes up and asks "is my name Nicky?" you can answer "Is not" and it'll sound like "is snot" and that would be pretty funny.

Or maybe it's only funny in my head.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope your human feels better. Do you suppose she got all stuffy and snotty from Nick?

Junior and Orion said...

We hope your Mom feels better soon!!!

BILLY!!!! BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!

Cold weather keeps the aliens away? We will have to keep that in mind.

Get well little Nicholas!!!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Billy did you get out the door again??!
Dude, you gotta stop doing that.
Hope mom & little Nicky are feeling better soon. Nicky loves your mom, thats why he comes running when he hears his voice!

Eric and Flynn said...

We hope your mum soon feels better. Don't get between her and Nicky though or you could get bomit from one side and snot from the other side. Keep up the purring to get her feeling better.

Sweet Praline said...

Aliens or not, you can keep all of that cold weather.

Pierro said...

OH NO!!
Your mom is SICK?
That is a disaster, and absolute catastrophe.
NO FOODS?
That is horrible
you kitties have been living a nightmare!
Now I am going to have bad dreams.
I thing you need to lick your mom a lot

headbonkiebonkies

Elizabeth and Connor said...

So what *did* Billy do to get in trouble? And we are purring for mama and poor little Nicky--give him some scritches from us, OK?

The Crew said...

Poor Nicholas. Maybe all those snots are clogging his brain and he can't remember his name.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, your poor mom. She needs more cuddling!

Hope she wasn't chasing Billy barefoot in the snow again! Sounds like our Sam. No matter who you call, he comes running -- just in case.

DEBRA said...

Oh nooo not yur Mom too...
*sigh*
We hope yur Mom feels better soon.
Ours is finally gettin back to normal, we think. At least she not sleepin thru our dinner like before.
We will purr furry strongly fur healing for yur Mom.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman.

yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Furkidsmom said...

Having a sick Mom sure ruins a weekend. We hope she is better soon. We're glad Nicholas loves you all - who wouldn't?

We agree with Praline...we want the warm weather back even if the cold does scare the aliens away.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Catline Crew said...

We hope Mom feels better soon and Nicholas too. Purrs.

Meezer Monday

MILES Yeah, it's Meezer Monday.  EVERY MONDAY IS MEEZER MONDAY and that woman just does not care.  She doesn't feed me good food...