Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The ick sick report: The mom is FINALLY starting to feel better. But please purr for her today. Today she and grammie haf to make a hard decision about grampie and if he's going to be able to come home or move into a nursing home. The mom is all leaky eyed about it. We feels really bad for her and grammie.
The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: NOTHING. NOT A DARN THING. He efen VOLUNTEERLY cuddled wif the mom and mao mao maoed at her for attenshuns. So, now he has his OWN facebook account. The mom says that she feels bad 'acuase he's the only orinch meniss in a house of meezers and that we gang up on him. blah blah blah.
The Snotbag report: He's still snotty and tilty. He's getting some better though. He only sneezed 27 times in a row this morning. He wented to visit Grammie last week (we all did when we was baby kitties) and grammie falled in love wif him. and he likeded it there. I 'amember visiting grammie and grampie and i loved it too.
The Alien report - by our resident x-files whacko Sammy: The aliens were out late at night - it was a noo moon this weekend and i thinks that they was hafing a secret alien conference in the dark. I need to ask Billy's furriend Maxx when he comes ofur next time if he can translate for me.
The Foods Report - home made home smoked BACON!!!!!!!! OH. MY. BAST. this was the mostest delishus batch that she has maded. And she's going to make more so that the next time the dad comes home to see us he can take some back wif him. Or we can take it down there the next time we go to visit him.
That is the meezer monday Miles report for today