Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

ROOLS ROOLS ROOLS

Personal Hy-jean rools

1.  EYE BOOGERS must not be removed.  We like them where they are.  You haf scary nails that we doesn't want around our eyes.  EFUR.  

2.  Toe Nails - DO NOT clip the mighty claws of doom! 

3.  Sticky Furs - lissen, yesterday you dropped a WHOLE SPOONFUL of stinky goodness on my back while you was gifing us brekfest (I doesn't want to hear anything about "you was in the way and you bumped my hand" it's YOUR FAULT).  My furs gotted sticky in a place I cannot reach (right 'atween my shoulder blades).  DO NOT take a washcloth and soap and clean my furs.  SHEESH.  Billy would haf done it for me. 

4.  Poopy feets - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE clean the little runt's feets - he keeps stepping in his poo and THEY STINK. 

 

31 comments:

The Island Cats said...

We are with you on the eye-boogers...we wish she'd just leave them alone!!!

SuziQCat said...

Our mom is all about the eye boogers too...she calls us ragamuffins when she sees them...then we know she's coming at us with those nails!

The Paw Relations said...

We wish our mum would leave the eye boogers alone too. When we see her get 'that look' in her eye, we make a run for it!

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Yeah, what's with the moms and eye boogs? Ours too! And the second we see her with them clippers, we're outta there!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

So today is a "not quite perfect" day, Miles?

The Devil Dog said...

I'm afraid the only one I agree with is #5. Eye crusties are yukky and I don't like them, but I do agree your mom lady person should trim her fearsome nails. As for #2, when I walked down mom's face and left HUGE scratches on it (waking her up and NARROWLY missing her eye because her eye was closed, thank godness) I think that perhaps mine should be cut. But maybe not yours.

Roxy

Busby and Raymond said...

We especially agree with you guys about the toe nails! Jeez. Just because we get a treat afterwards doens't mean we want our toe nails of doom trimmed!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hate the eye buggers thing. I really really wish she would stop. And does she have to say that if I paid more attention to grooming then she wouldn't have to do it for me?!

Elizabeth and Connor said...

We keep hearing about claws being trimmed her, too. Why can't mamas just let us be?

Whitey said...

Mai duz not mind Mom de-eye-boogering mai face. Iz gud. I even purr.

Daisy said...

You want to know something about eye boogies? They taste good. I always try to eat 'em when my Mommeh removes them. (TMI?)

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh why does she put up with woo?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

jenianddean said...

Yeah, what's the deal with messing with our eye boogers?!? I hope Nicholas is doing better.
--Jasper

Max said...

I'm not sure what's worse, getting my furs cleaned off my a people, or Buddah licking it clean for me. Both ideas are equally gross.

I'm with you on the eye boogers. I can get rid of my won when *I* want. keep those nasty fingers away from me. I've seen what people do with the, and the things they touch, and I want nothing to do with that.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

the rules sound fair to us.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Mom is so kwik wif da removing of da eye boogers we don't even reelize what she's doin' 'til it's all over! We agree wif da cleaning furs thing..if it's edible leave it alone, some other cat will clean it fur us and if it's no food..well, okay, yoo can wipe it off BUT NO SOAP! And definitly, clean dem stinky poop paws and fur dat yoo can use soap!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Those baby kittehs are sooo bad at litter box ettiquite!

Furkidsmom said...

Mom is always taking our eye boogers off too. It's furry annoying.

We're MOL @ the sticky furs 'cause Tamir ends up with them a lot when we get sitnky goodness. He's always trying to rush to the bowl first!


Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Cliff and Olivia said...

We agree with every rule.

(The Humans: :-D Once again you made us laugh!)

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Those are good rules! We don't have the eye booger one (we are all so used to it at this point it isn't funny) but we agree about the others. And the stinky goodness on the back - well, our mom actually lets it stay there (well, if it is a lot she gets most off but doesn't clean up) because she hopes if we smell like food we will get to be better friends by cleaning each other!!

Eric and Flynn said...

What is it with Beans and eye boogers? Our mum is just the same, we see her coming at us with her claws extended and we try to run for cover.
We wouldn't like the poopy feet walking near us either.

Junior and Orion said...

We don't like our eyes being prodded at to get the boogesrs out, but we are glad when they are gone.

Meowm is always mopping up a spot on us after we have been wrassling and we have mussed up spots on our furs. She licks her finger and fixes our furs....yep, we get her spit on us.

We hate our claws messed with!!!!!!!!!

We don't get stinky feet...but we think we would have to agree on this one....clean them up. Same goes for stinky booties.

cclark0412 said...

Our Mom comes at our eyes with a damp washcloth or towel!! Why can't our humans just leave the eye boogers where they are!!

Nico, Austin & JayJay :)

Harry Spotter said...

My mom is all about the ears and making sure my ears are clean. Sphynx get very dirty ears and she is obsessed with cleaning mine. Why can't they jsut leave us alone.

Derby said...

More rools!

Puddin said...

Me thinks that you are being a little too critical Miles! Your mommy loves you and just wants to make sure that you're ok. And accidents happen sometimes (the goop). But thanks for the heads up on the poopy feets!

XOXOXO Puddin

Noll's Nip said...

All your Rools sound purrfectly logical to me!

The Furry Kids said...

Yeah, I think eye boogies need to be left alone. We're with Daisy - we think they're delicious!

Love,
Tazo

Neo the Meezer said...

Me hates poopy tails too. Miss Poppet gets poo stuck to her hiney and Big Mommy has to use baby wipe thingies. Yuck! Serves her right for haffing long hair. Meezers aren't supposed to have long hair!!!

Hansel said...

hahahahaha thats great! :) We hates when the mom drops food and whips it up with soaps and stuff. Dats what tongues are for. AND we don't like our eye boogies removed either. they are OUR eye boogies.

The Furry Bambinos said...

We agree, especially about the eye boogers. Leave them alone!

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