Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Deer The Mom

Yes, I know that you haf been sick sick sick with the ick ick ick or creeping crud or whatever it is that you beans get that makes you talk like you haf clothespins on your nose and makes your voice go away and makes you cough nonstop for eleventy squillion hours, and then makes you bomit for eleventy squillion MORE hours.  However, there's now a green cloud ofur the litter box and I'm not going anywhere near it.  If you don't want somefing bad to happen to the rugs, I sugjest that you get off your fat behind and scoop it.  and NO I don't really care that leaning over it to scoop it makes you dizzy and want to pass out.  If you passed out in it that would be really really funny. 

 

30 comments:

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Dirty litterbox! Oh noes! Yoo can come use my litterbox, Miles. Til yore mommy cleans yores at least.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Maggie May said...

Awww! We're sorry your mom is still sick. We are sending her lots and lots of healing vibes.

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

YIKES!!!!!!!! We can't have dirty litterboxes!!!!! We're willing to share ours until your beans get well. xxxxxxxx

Amy & the house of cats said...

Ok, I have to defend the bean here - sometimes you just can't get there to scoop it! Now, the fact that it is at green cloud stage (if that is truely the case) is bad, but I am sure your mom isn't doing it to be mean! Cut her a little slack, ok. Although even I have to admit it would be a little funny if she passed out in it - mostly bad, but just a teeny tiny bit funny too.

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

This time, we're definitely on your side, Miles. Dirty litterboxes are not acceptable, ever (and that includes all natural disasters!).

But we do hope that your The Mom feels better soon.

One Cats Nip said...

Dirty litter boxes are gross....but moms puking your litter box is gross too......maybe you can try the beans potty!

SeaThreePeeO said...

MOL! You're so understanding Billy!

Elizabeth and Connor said...

We make mama clean ours, rain, shine, or illness. Seeing her pass out while doing it would REALLY be funny, though!

Angel Simba said...

With FOUR of you, the litterbox must get pretty full pretty fast. Yuckies!

Feel better, The Mom.

Raymond and Busby said...

Uh Oh, the dreaded "green cloud" of stinky stage! Your Mom must really be sick if the green cloud has formed over the box. Hope she feels better soon. Meanwhile, you may have to hold your noses when you use the box.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

...and why again does she have khats???

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh man, stinky boxes is not good...our mom sits down on da floor to scoop ours or she really will fall in! Hope yoor mom feels better soon.

Puddin said...

You should be more considerate of your mommy!! She doesn't feel good right now. She'll get to your litter box in due time. I'm sure she doesn't want anything happening to her rugs either.

XOXOXO Puddin

The Florida Furkids said...

Make sure you have the flashy box ready in case she does pass out in the box!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Max said...

Heh...that would be kinda funny... unless she passed out for way too long, and then who would feed you?!?!?

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Ummmm.....well last time Meowm let our litterbox get a bit on the rank side.....Orion left a "gift" in a not good place. We hope you don't have to resort to the sasme.

Cliff and Olivia said...

Sorry your mom is ill... but dirty litter boxes are the worst and definitely not acceptable!

Hope your mom gets better soon :-)

Ivan from WMD said...

Sorry your mom's all flu-y. You boys just need to get creative is all.

Anonymous said...

Heers what Patches does: she goes up to da litter box, but leevs her 'deposit' jus outside on da floor. Den, mom HAZ to cleen it up or step in it!

Signed, Jigsaw Puzzle

Mr. Hendrix said...

Jeez, beans have more excuses than you can shake a stick at for not taking care of litterboxes. You just leave your business right on the floor outside the litterbox and she'll snap to it quick enouogh!

I hope she feels better soon so she can get back to spoiling you

The Island Cats said...

Y'know...sick or not, she's gotta take care of the box...it's an unwritten rule....

Hope she feels better....

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I don't like using the litterbox, but if I have to, I balance all four paws on one corner so I don't have to touch it. Maybe you should all do that until the green fog goes. We hope your mum feels better soon.
Eric

Catline Crew said...

Hope your Mom feels better soon. The last time our litter box was not as clean as we wanted, one of us kicked some of the poop out of the box.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh we hopes yur Mom feels better berry soon.

(and cleans dat litterboxz)

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

King Valrohna said...

Hi guys,

Sorry for my long absence. We moved, and when I was finally ready to blog, I could not remember my password.

Don't pee on the rugs, you mom might not let you blog (that happened to me), but I would totally laugh if my mistress fell into my litter box.

Deb Cushman said...

This is a terrible problem, Miles. We hope that your mom gets better so she can clean up after you guys without passing out!! GET WELL MEEZER MOM!

Anonymous said...

Miles, we understand your frustration... just understand that your human meezer mom is frustrated too. (When she isn't coughing or bomiting or feeling cruddy.) You need to find someone else in the house who will pick up the slack and clean that box. Until then, take care of your mom and we'll send healing vibes her way too.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Uh oh! This could be a problem for everyone.

meemsnyc said...

Houston, there's a problem!

The Crew said...

Well said, Miles. You were direct and to the point...AND I see by Sammy's post that it got the desired results.

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