Monday, February 22, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today: 

The Gotchaday Party report - Billy was sooooooooooo happy that so many peoples wented to his blog for Weekend Cat Blogging and his gotcha day! He hadded so much fun! We all did! Fank you efurryone for making it so nice for him! 

The Foods Report - last night we hadded chick-hen and dumplings for dinner.  Billy and I ated the chicken, Sammy ated the root-a-bay-ga and some gravy and a piece of chick-hen and Nicky, well he ated the dumplings and squash.  That boy is WEERD.  Just like Sammy.  OH MY BAST!! Now there are TWO of them! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The sicky report - well the mom is still coughing and she still cannot hear out of her right ear.  It's been almost 2 monfs.  Nicky is still tilty but not sneezy anymore.  

The Alien Report - by senior whack-o Samuel Alfonse Meezer - right, thanks lardbutt.  Now, this week has been inneresting.  some NEW aliens are around - the seem to haf eated the neighbors kitty-corner ahind out house and haf taken ofur their house.  They are rather small to haf eated all the humans, but I doesn't really know how that all werks so I'll just haf to do some research on that.  They are quite vocal at all hours of the day and night, which makes the one ahind us and the one next to us furry agitated.  I think that an intergalactic war is about to break out.  
Back to you donut hips.  

::SIGH:: oh Sammy.  

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report - well.  you know.............. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today 
 

27 comments:

Gandalf, Grayson, Whitey and Gracie said...

Miles, do your hips really taste like donuts?!

What? That isn't what Sammy meant? Never mind.

The Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, dear. we is sorry yer momladyperson is still sicky. it took ours ofur 6 months to hear again, but that was acause some drum in her ear was broken. we hopes that ain't what yer mlp has!!

we's sorry we din't make it to billy's party, but we unnerstans it was a furry big whoop-te-doo, an' we're glad efurryone had fun! mom was a cranky ol' poop an' din't turn on the puter saturday. said she was tired of lookin' at puters. as if. it's not like she don't do it all day, efurryday--why would saturday be different?

headbonks to all--
meowers

The Creek Cats said...

Oh noes! We are so bummed we missed the big party! Sounds like it was a good one!

Sorry to hear your mom is still sick after all this time. Lots of healing purrs to her!

Eric and Flynn said...

We had a great time at the party. We are sorry you MLP is still not feeling well. We will send her more purrs.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

we hadded chick-hen and dumplings yesterday too!!! mmmmm.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Ariel said...

Ariel..."Darn" Mom I missed the party!!! You will Pay !!!!

Mom...What did I do?

Ariel...Don't you know by now it's always the humans fault!!!!

Mom..."Sigh"

Ariel...Happy Belated Gotcha Day Billy.Now please excuse me while I go barf on mom's shoes...Sheesh Humans!!! HONESTLY!!!!

Angus Mhor said...

DONUT HIPS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

::snort::

The Island Cats said...

We wanna spend the weekend with you guys sometime...you have such a good time...and good foods!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Dat was a furry good repurrt, Miles. Does yoo need me to come help purr on yore mommy more? I glad to helps.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

chezcat1970 said...

You guys are so funny! We should start calling our mother "donut hips"--she loves donuts!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Chicken... how lucky you are. The people had shrimp and didn't offer me any... sigh.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

We're glad Billy had such a great time! But we are a little concerned about your Mom. Has she been back to the vet recently?

ABBY said...

WE hope your Momladyperson feels better furry soon!
Miles dat wuz a grate reeport!!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Jacqueline said...

Billy's party was so much fun; be sure to come by our blog tomorrow for an invitation to our first party!!...Sounds like you guys ate well last night...Hope your Mom gets well=she's been sick way too long!!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Marg said...

The party sounds terrific. Sorry we missed it. Hope the mom gets better soon. It isn't any fun at all to be sick. Hope you get control of those aliens.

Shadow / Molly said...

Oh Billy we fergotid to stop by and wish yoo a happy gotcha day, we hope the day was fantastic!

Dem aliens sound furry odd, we hope yoo find more out, we dun want dem to start comin dis way.

AttieCattie said...

wow, what a report! what are the ALIENS you are talking about...?! if it is anything like the vishus deer i think i should be nervous.

Max said...

Oh man...I hate to admit it, but now I kinda wanna lick Miles' hips...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ah, poor mom & Nicky. We hope they both get over what they each have. It's no fun to be sick -- or tilty.

Billy -- STAY INSIDE!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

HA! Donut Hips! We love it too!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Sorry yoor mom is still sick, dat really sucks. We hadded a blast at Billy's party, dem crabby legs was gooooood. Now we haf a craving fur donuts fur some odd reason...

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Sounds like you had a great weekend Miles!!!!! Mom her sister were playing computer games ALL weekend so we missed all the fun :o
Happy Belated Gotcha Day Billy!!!
We also are sending purrs to your Mom so that dratted cold goes away!
She needs to be able to hear you ;)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Furkidsmom said...

Chick-hen and dumplings are yummmy! We wish our Mom would make that for us!!

We're sorry your Mom is still icky and that Nicky is still tilty.


Billy - you didn't...did you???



Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Pierro said...

You kitties always have a lot of action at your house. I like that.
You mom is getting better and that is the best news ever.
bonkiebonkbonk

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Yum on all the tasty nom noms!

Of khourse, all of woo would be my favouritest!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Junior and Orion said...

You guys have the most interesting weekends. WE hope your Mom gets all better soon.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Hello to my sweet boys! I'm so sorry that we missed Billy's party!!! HAPPY BELATED GOTCHA DAY!!! I do hope that your MomLady feels better soon!

Kisses to all!!

Auntie Deb

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