Guess what I didded last night? I wented to the bean salon with mine mommy! She gotted her clawrs done and I wented wif her to meet Auntie Andrea! I was a REALLY REALLY REALLY good boy!!!! I sitted there and watched her take a DRILL and DRILL mine mommy's clawrs and then sand them and then put stinky stuff on them and then put colored stinky stuff on them. And then Auntie Andrea saided that she was going to take me home - WIF HER!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH. I doesn't want to go wif her! I mean, I likes her and efurryfing, but I wants to stay wif mine mommy! But then mine mommy saided that I was going to stay wif her forefur and efur and that Auntie Andrea could come to mine house and see me there. And Auntie Andrea saided that would be ok, 'acuase Miles is her little "lover boy" and she wants to come and visit him - and me too! And Billy! She has akshually nefur meeted Sammy 'acuase he hates people (except mine mommy and mine daddy) so he always hides unner the bed when people come ofur. And then I gotted lots and lots of pets and kissies and loves from Auntie Andrea and Miss Stacy the salon owner, and efurryone else there - and they all saided I was the bestest kitten EFUR!! Mine mommy saided that for 13 weeks old, I am a WONDERFUL kitten!
But then, when we gotted home, mine mommy saided that starting tonight I has to take more bananner medicine! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I hates that stuff!! Just 'acuase I sneezed in her mouf and shaked my head and stuffs from my nose whented flying all ofur her doesn't mean I needs more bananner medicines!!
OH, and this morning, I eated at the Big Boy table wif Miles and Billy!! I ushually eat mine breakfest on the cowch so that Billy does not steal my foods, but this morning when mine mommy gived us brekfest, they gotted some shrimps and fish fancy feast foods, and I gotted some toona fancy feast, but I wanted the shrimps and fish food so I gotted up on the big boy table and eated wif them. Once mine mommy showed me that we has to eat from our own bowls I was a furry polite boy and didn't steal from anyone else. Sammy gotted down and then eated mine foods. I is not shur that he likes me. He lookded at me weerd when I started eating next to him.
Mine mommy saided that she might 'vict me from mine 'partment soon - she says that I'm getting big enough to stay out at night. How does I tell her that I loves mine 'partment! I doesn't want to be 'victed! Should I pay rent? Should I just go in there and refuse to leave? I has mine snuggle, and mine bed, and mine fleece blankie, and mine toys, and mine kitten crunchy foods, and mine water dish and mine own litterboks and mine own heater in the room. I loves sleeping there at night. Maybe I can just stop growing and then I will NEFUR be big enough to get 'victed!
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...