Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Deer The Mom

How old are you? Did you pass your IQ test? Come on lady! You KNOWS that eating tomato sauce makes you sicky to your stomach, so WHY does you keep doing it? And then when you DOES get sicky, after your stomach pills fail, WHY does you eat those chewable extra extra strength things (dum da dum dum DUM!)? You should KNOW that eating 8 of them in 4 hours was going to make you very sicker! Did you enjoy spending the whole day throwing up at werk? Then you camed home early and wented right to bed - and guess what you forgotted to do? can you guess? think about it.  

is you thinking? 

yeah, that's it.  

OUR CRUNCHY BOWL WAS EMPTY ALL NIGHT. 

 

38 comments:

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

Oh the horror! It doesn't even bear thinking about. Miles, we thought that was a fairly low-key rant given the circumstances...

Simba said...

Oh dear. Poor the Mom. Poor Miles Sammy Billy and Nicky. Hope today is better.

Marg said...

Well we don't blame you for ranting. But also, poor Mom must have been really sick that she didn't fill up your crunchy bowl. Hope that Mom feels better.

Maggie May said...

We're sending the mom lots and lots of healing vibes for her tum!

Sammy and Andy said...

Oh, NO!!!!!!!!! Not an empty crunchy bowl!!!!!!!!!!

We do hope your mom is much better really soon. xxxxxxxxxxxx

Jacqueline said...

It's an outrage=sorry Mom felt so bad, but everyone knows the crunchy bowl must be filled!...Better luck with that today guys...purrs...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Noll's Nip said...

Horrors!

Busby and Raymond said...

Unbelievable! She left your crunchy bowl empty all night? We think you should start advertising for a new Mom.

Elizabeth and Connor said...

You need to hide all of the tomato sauce so that your crunchy bowl is always full!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Oh noes! Not an empty crunchies bowl!!! Pore Miles!!!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Unacceptable!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Your crunchies were empty all night!?!!!

I am astounded. And you let her sleep?!

I hope she gets better and does better over the tomato sauce thingy...

WhimPurr's Whim said...

YIPES, an empty food bowl!!! Oh well, ya gotta give the hooman beans a break now and then. We are furry sure that she was feewing weally puny! Hope she is all better today!

The Devil Dog said...

Oh dear, that sounds bad. Your poor mom. As for you, maybe you need a diet. I don't know for sure, but I'm just saying.

Roxy

DEBRA said...

Uh oh not a sick Mom...we know how bad it is around our house when da Mom gits sickie...we hope she feels better so your crunchie bowl gets filled.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoapuff meezerman

from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Man, the beans just don't think sometimes....

(we hope she's feeling better...)

The Whiskeratti said...

We hopes your Mom is feeling better but... that is really not good to have empty bowls. Really.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Holy Crap, mom bean knows what makes her tummy hurt and she still eats it? Dat is not good. And leaving yoor crunchies bowl empty ALL NIGHT! Sometimes we wonder how hoomans manage to breeth and walk at da same time...

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Sorry to hear your mom is feeling poopyish! Our mom too...something going around. We hope she's feeling better and your food bowl is filled to the brim!

Ariel said...

"Wow" this sounds just like my grandma only her thing is bacon...Humans.

Gracie said...

No crunchies? Do you want mine? I only use them to bat around on the floor anyway...

Cliff and Olivia said...

Oh no! An empty crunchy bowl all evening is not good.

We hope your Mom feels better.

Junior and Orion said...

Horrors!!!!! Say it ain't so!!! We can't believe she tortured herself that way and then you had to pay for it!

Did you at least get to snuggle on the bed?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

She did WHAT? Left you starving for an entire night? Oh, the horror of it.

We hope she has recovered from whatever it is she had. That sounds like a terrible day for her!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I believe your the mom has pikhked up some of your habits!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Furkidsmom said...

We're sorry your Mom felt bad but...NO CRUNCHY FOODS?????? That's unforgivable!!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Eric and Flynn said...

NO CRUNCHIES???? That is bad,really bad.

Pierro said...

your bowl was empty?

ALL NIGHT?
Oh I would have died from hunger


bonks

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh poor the mom! Tomato sauce is tasty so we understand why she would do it - and then eat bunches of the extra strength things - it is too bad they made her barfy though!

We hope she got you the crunchies asap. We have had that happen here too - when our mom has a bad headache it happens sometimes, and our dad doesn't even double check!

Harry Spotter said...

Poor mum! we hope she feels better.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Oh mine goodness. We don't know what to fink wuz werst - no crunchies or frowing up red 'talian food. But we DO know dat efur one is werst dan owr mom getting oily fur hairs at da torture spa.

Tuck said...

How dare she?!? These humans need to stop getting sick...don't they know we have needs!!!

Derby said...

Oh that is bad if she was sicky enough to forgets your food. Mum sometimes forgets mine too, usually when she is so tired she says she is brain dead.

Hope your mum is better soonest.

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Whoh, UNACCEPTABLE!! We feel bad for your mum, but still!!!

Ayla and Iza said...

Ooh, out Bein used ta have problems wif tomato sauces too. But then he retired and that all went away away. Tell yer Mom to retire!

We think that will solves her problem.

Max said...

How...how did you survive? Oh man, you might have nightmares about this for WEEKS!

Parker said...

This is awful!

Frostin said...

Bob says to tell your Mom to try Pepsid Complete. He has stomach problems if he eats tomato sauce too, but if he takes a pepsid complete before he eats it he is fine.

How is Sammy doing?

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