Monday, March 08, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report:  egg and HAM, and western style RIBS, and HAM. oh and did I menshun HAM?

The Nicky v-e-t report: Well, our the mom just proved that she is A) stoopid B) forgetful, C) insane D) all of the above.  She forgotted that she hadded a 'pointment with grammie on saturday morning, so Nicky got rescheduled.  NICKY:  I's rescheduled? what does that mean? I doesn't feel any different.   MILES:  you has to wait a whole week to go  to the v-e-t.  NICKY: Oh, how long is a week? uh, nefurmind, I needs a nap

The Alien Report with Sammy - take it away cream-of-wheat brains:  Right.  Thank you oh he who's hips are made from bacon fat:  So, it was warmer out and the aliens were REALLY out of control.  There was some brown australian shep-herd or something like that who was dragging his small human around and he ranned right up to MY window and started yapping at me.  I think he said "Do you have any plutonium? " or maybe it was "what the HECK are you?" Then he dragged her away and I think he ate the small human.
Back to you pork rind.

Miles: ::SIGH:: he really needs more medication. 

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week: Well, you know.  AND he gotted his feets muddy AND he ranned next door to see his furriend Cujo AND he ranned in Cujo's house.  Then the mom dragged him back here and washed his feets. 

The Mom report - well, her 'fekshun has gone from her ears to her sinuses to her lungs and now to a UTI - whatever that is. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 


Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, HAM, was it really, really good? Dad just got some and it smells like it is good but we hafn't gotten any yet. Gess Nicky was dispointed dat he din't get to see da vet...
Sammy, really, da aliens is, maybe, just possibly, silly woofies. We haf dem here and dey is furry silly.

Jacqueline said...

Sounds like you guys ate well...Nicky got a weeks reprieve from the Vet and Billy got clean feets!...Not a bad weekend...We hope your Mom feels better soon; be sure she gets lots of cuddles and HAM...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Ayla and Iza, said...

We love the way you guys make us feel "normal". Even though we arent.

Kissies and bumpies ta all of you crazy guys...

Jack and Persephone said...

Poor The Mom. We're purring her infekshun goes away soon. Staff are always less efficient with infekshuns.

Hey Billy! If the Monster Kitten is really your brother from another mother, can we just send him to you? He seems to like to PLAYPLAYPAY! We don't really want him. We think the OTW only has two hands, so two kitties is enough.


The Paw Relations said...

Mmmm ham!

Lots has been going on at your place.

Karen Jo said...

Very good food report. I love ribs. So Nicky got a week's reprieve from the vet. I bet Herman is wishing he could have one of those. Billy, you need to learn to stay inside, really! Sammy, your aliens are getting weirder than ever. I really hope that your Mom gets rid of her infection soon.

Anonymous said...

You know, boys, the Meezer Monday Miles Report is always one of our most favritest posts to read every week. You guys really are whacko and that helps make us look somewhat normal to Mom.

We just wanted you to know that we really 'ppreciate that.

A lot.


Furkidsmom said...

We agree with G,G,W&G this is our first stop on Mondays!!

Billy, STAY INSIDE! Why would you run out when there is Ham???????

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Creek Cats said...

We want some of that yummy ham!!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

It sounds like your mom's infections are affecting her scheduling powers! Have a good week!

Daisy said...

Wow, you had some excellent foods!!!

Busby and Raymond said...

Very interesting report today. Monday maybe our favorite day thanks to your blog!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Well we hopes that your Mom gets way better. That sounds nasty. I am glad you got ham though... WAY excellent. I am off to drool.

Anonymous said...

We never get ham--what does it taste like? And Billy, STOP running outside! Just invite your friends over to share that ham!

We hope your mama get over all of those infections! Those are yucky!

Eric and Flynn said...

Ribs are extra good. Our Beans had Thai ribs the other night and mum said we wouldn't like them, but guess what, WE DID!
We really hope your mum soon gets better. She is getting way too many 'fekshuns. We are sending her a load of purrs to help.

TK said...

Dis a very through reports Miles, as usual.
So you gets Ham, Nicky gots a repreve and Billy is having fun!

I thinks you should listen to Sammy, its really does sounds like aliens to me too. Given Sammy's superb investigative skills, maybe he can looks into the Moon landing thing.
Thanks fur the gigglols!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You do have the most interesting household. Did Billy track mud into the Cujo's house? Has the Mom tried keeping a spray bottle beside the door -- with Billy's name on it?

We think you need to put the Mom to bed and sit on her until she gets well. We're sorry she's gotten worse instead of better.

Piggy and Grover said...

Ha ha ha ha!!!! You make us laugh! Y'all have so much going on and so much funny! But the sickness is NOT funny so we hope you're feeling better very soon! OXO

Cliff and Olivia said...

Great report. We'd like to hear more about the sheep-hard and the tiny human.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Gosh yall has a bizzy time. Yore Mommy must need more purrs tho. I is gonna drag alla tha Hotties ofur to purr on her. After you n m Miles can snuggle n play.
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Billy, you ranned into someone elses house and they have a dog named Cujo?
AND you came out alive?!?!
Our hearts can't stand any more of your adventures. Knock it off.

Pierro said...

mom said "oh no" when she read UTI. I guess that means so bad and terrible.
I will purr for her.

Nicky you are lucky that you did not go to the VET
Sammy, you are funny
Miles, thanks for this report.
Billy, I hate getting my paws washed!


cheryl said...

oh, dears! we hopes yer momladyperson is gonna get better SOON!!

sound like you all scored big on the foods this weekend. we are peeved; we don't get NO treats ennymore acausa iggy's snatchin' so much stuff from mom & dad's plates. they figger if we don't get no foods from them, we'll stop aspectin' to get foods from them. uhhhh, ain't that circular logic? no fair usin' that on kittehs!!

--yer meower buds

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

that pretty good reporting there honey pies!!! i don't know what an uti is but i will try to study that on my online medical degree...

smiles, auntie bee

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Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I still think all of WOO are responsible fur all your The Mom's issues -

Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

YAY for ham!!!!!!!!!
Lucky your M<om just had to wash Billy's feets and not the neighbour's floors!! hahahahahha
Cream-of-wheat brains?? Bwahahahahaha
You guys are too funny :
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

ABBY said...

*woo hoos* Miles you had hams? Ooooo dat wuz fab-buuu-loooousss!!

Nicky it's probably good you got resecheduled!

Sammy don't let dem aliens git yoo!
Billy be karefulls!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

your adoring tiny tuxie princess

The Island Cats said...

HAM??!? You got ham!! What a great weekend you had!!

Junior and Orion said...

Good food and interesting times at your house, as usual.

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