Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report: egg and HAM, and western style RIBS, and HAM. oh and did I menshun HAM?
The Nicky v-e-t report: Well, our the mom just proved that she is A) stoopid B) forgetful, C) insane D) all of the above. She forgotted that she hadded a 'pointment with grammie on saturday morning, so Nicky got rescheduled. NICKY: I's rescheduled? what does that mean? I doesn't feel any different. MILES: you has to wait a whole week to go to the v-e-t. NICKY: Oh, how long is a week? uh, nefurmind, I needs a nap
The Alien Report with Sammy - take it away cream-of-wheat brains: Right. Thank you oh he who's hips are made from bacon fat: So, it was warmer out and the aliens were REALLY out of control. There was some brown australian shep-herd or something like that who was dragging his small human around and he ranned right up to MY window and started yapping at me. I think he said "Do you have any plutonium? " or maybe it was "what the HECK are you?" Then he dragged her away and I think he ate the small human.
Back to you pork rind.
Miles: ::SIGH:: he really needs more medication.
The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week: Well, you know. AND he gotted his feets muddy AND he ranned next door to see his furriend Cujo AND he ranned in Cujo's house. Then the mom dragged him back here and washed his feets.
The Mom report - well, her 'fekshun has gone from her ears to her sinuses to her lungs and now to a UTI - whatever that is.
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.