Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The Foods report: Turkey, eggs and BACON
The Mom report: the MOM has gone INSANE. Plumb crazy INSANE. Why? You will figure that out in a few minutes.
The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: For those of you who are newer readers, Billy has a bad habit of running outside. He's NOT allowed outside. He runs into the road sometimes. And on Saturday and Sunday he ranned out of the house ALOT. The mom cannot lock him in a room 'acuase he ushually runs out when she's coming home from somewhere. He doesn't run out most of the time when she leaves the house - only when she's coming IN. She was in and out alot ofur the weekend.
The Nicky report - still tilty and sneezy.
The Alien Report by Sammy the stoopid. Thank you Miles the Moose. So, the aliens have invaded my HOUSE. Sunday while I was upstairs in the sleepy room thinking about stuff and watching the movies on the inside of my eyelids, the aliens were downstairs REARRANGING OUR HOUSE. My lifing room is all turned around and backwards. And I think they peed on the rugs - they is all wet. I think they did this 'acause I am thisclose to cracking their code and learning their secrets of interplanetary travel. And also why they eat their families. I will have to watch them more carefully. And lock the doors.
Back to you baon moose.
Note to self: Get the mom to get more medication for Sammy.
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...