Monday, March 29, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report: bacon and eggs.  I know that there is fish fry in the cold box for us too, but it has not come out .   Bring it out woman!

The Foo-ton dude report: Well, the foo-ton dude was here and it was a good weekend.  He bringed Nicky a present and Nicky likeded him lots.  Billy was happy to have his dadmanladyperson home.  He gived him lots of head butts.  He did not bring the foo-ton though.  that was kind of disappointing.  Nicky has 'acided to call him Daddy.  (for now).  We was all sad to see him go back to his house.

The Mom report: The mom is hissing us off.  She annownced on Wednesday that she will be taking anofur cert-a-fa-kshun class (for somefing called a CISA) starting TODAY for 10 weeks.  Then she will haf to study for ANOFUR exam in December. SHEESH.  ALL SPARE TIME should be spent wif US. 

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: He was GOOD ofur the weekend - no running outside!! It must haf been 'acause he didn't want to hiss off the dad.

The Nicky Report:  The dad thinks Nicky is furry cute - but furry skinny.  He is furry skinny.  That will prolly change after his hoo-ha-ectomy. 

The Alien Report by cottage cheese brain Sammy:  uh, thank you waffle butt.  Here is the alien report.  Well, the dad came home and the aliens were quiet.  I think that there is a con-eck-shun there somewhere.  Maybe the dad is the leader of the aliens.  MAYBE THE DAD IS AN ALIEN.  I will haf to 'vestigate this more. Back to you bacon brain!

::SIGH::

Well, that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

26 comments:

The Paw Relations said...

Another great Monday report!

The Creek Cats said...

Great report as always, fellas! We'd love some of that fish fry too! Yum!

Eric and Flynn said...

Your dad must have special powers. He made the aliens keep quiet and stopped Billy running outdoors.

The Furry Kids said...

It sounds like you had a great time with your the dad. Sorry about the foo-ton, though. Maybe he'll bring it next time.

Gandalf, Grayson, Whitey and Gracie said...

waffle butt... har har har!

Hannah and Lucy said...

That was a good report. How many aliens have you got less that 10 or more than 10.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Good weekend guys!
Well, except for not getting all the right foods. We're glad Nicky liked Dad and we bet he will fatten up in no time. Nicky, not dad.

Busby and Raymond said...

As always, a very interesting report. We hope you get Nicky fattened up a bit. Maybe share the bacon and eggs with him?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man Sammy that connection is scary one. I think the Male human here might be an alien too. Can you stay on that?

chezcat1970 said...

We're glad Nicky liked his daddy! We're concerned about the connections to the Aliens, though. We'll be awaiting your report!

ABBY said...

Yum bacon and eggs and eggs and bacon -- nom nom nom!!
Great reeeport Miles!!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

from your adoring tiny tuxie princess with the sensitive tummy
Abby

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Um, we never thawt of it dat way Sammy, da woofies her shut up when daddy tells dem to. Maybe yoo guys need to let Nicky eat some more. Mom's going to skool and studying fur tests is never a good thing.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Bring on the fish fry!
~~Mini

Yes da mommy should spend all free times wif yall!!!~!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies to my handsum boyfriendcat Miles

The Island Cats said...

We're glad you had a good weekend with your dad!!

Jacqueline said...

We don't have a Dad or aliens, so we think you might be on to something with the Dad/Alien connection, Sammy=good luck with that!!...Happy week...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Furkidsmom said...

We think you're on to something with the Dad/Alien connection!

Bacon and eggs sound yummy to us!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Sweet Praline said...

Sounds like a peaceful weekend at your house.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

very good reporting!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxooxoxox

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Love looking forward to your reports!

TK said...

Well done, Miles. (Not well-done Miles)
Sounds like the dad visit was a sucess! Glad everyone enjoyed it, now on to the fish fry!
TK

Max said...

Real live fresh dead fish? And you haven't gotten any yet? That's HORRIBLE!

I think I'll go erase the image from my head by convincing the man to give me some of the real live fresh dead shrimp that's in the fridge...

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

re glad Nicky got his present and the Dad liked him :) Smart Dad,heehee
Sounds like you are losing some Mom time :/ And she has to have an exam :o yuck!!!!!!!
bet she would rather play with you guys!!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Pierro said...

Your mom's brain must be huge!
I am very happy that your daddy is happy with all of you boys

bonkbonkbonkbonk this was a great report

Derby, Ducky said...

I had my hoo-ha's taken off. I am still a tiny, skinny boy!

Ducky.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

This was a great report! We are impressed Billy was good all weekend! And we think that Nicky will get bigger after his hoo-ha-ectomy, but it takes a while. But Barney was skinny and then got really big a bit afterwards. He is a giant now and not even one yet.

We think you may be right on the alien theory Sammy - keep checking it out!

Junior and Orion said...

We really must visit your house some time! So many exciting things happening and good foods!

How is Sammy doing?

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