Thursday, April 08, 2010

Hissed off

MILES

I's glad that efurryone likded mine song yesterday.  Lots of you asked "who hissed you off Miles?".  Well THE MOM has hissed me off for the last time.  She wented to bed and FORGOT TO FILL THE CRUNCHY BOWL YET AGAIN.  This has gotted to the krisis stage - we's STARVIN and she doesn't care! Poor Nicky is  wasteing away - he only ways 6 pounds!!!! He's always hollering for foods in the middle of the night and he cries and cries.  It's AWFUL that she doesn't efen wake up and fill our bowls!

Oh, and she hollered at ME for trying to eat her new dining room dekorashun.  Hey, I was HUNGRY. 

31 comments:

Hannah and Lucy said...

Miles - we think you can report your Mom for such a terrible crime of not filling up your crunchie bowl. Are you really sure she didn't do it or did someone get there before you.

SeaThreePeeO said...

That is bad bad bad bad.

Bite her next time!

The Crew said...

Come on over here guys. Mom filled our feeder this morning so we have enough for everyone!

Anonymous said...

O mai goodness! That is just awful, Miles! It must be a Mom-conspiracy a'cause our Mom is cutting back our wet foods just a'cause we weren't eating it fast enough!

The Creek Cats said...

The crunchie bowls should be filled to the brim all the time!

Breakfast With the Bennetts said...

Miles this is catching, Just last night I had to yell at mom for half an hour about food before she gave me some. Then she said something about me losing weight! The nerve! Be sure and keep her in check, a good dose of chinease whisker torture usually works to wake them up.

Kitty sympathy,
Beau

Anonymous said...

oh dears! how will you exakt your revenge?

Amy & the house of cats said...

Oh we are horrified - no crunchies in the bowl? Not even a few crumbs? Lola almost fainted at the idea!

Of course, we know that moms can get distracted (we know all too well) so I guess you can't be to mad, though it does sound like she has done it a few times.

Are you sure she isn't just putting you on a diet - we don't think you need it but moms do get crazy ideas!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is terrible! It is even worse for us though. Mum won't fill the crunchies bowl at all, she has even taken it away. No more crunchies for us. Even our treats are rationed, but we have had extra today for our birthday. Hmm, we do get more Stinky Goodness though, so maybe it's not so bad.
If you get too hungry, you have to collapse in the middle of the floor. Oh, I forgot, that doesn't work any more.
Eric

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Miles, I cannot tell you how sad I am. I am paralyzed with stress over the thought of a cat going without food and having to holler all night. I mean just because Gemini does it doesn't mean it's okay. Can you call the ASPCA to get her taken care of? Or Peta or something like that? This is cruel. CRUEL.

Shaggy and Scout said...

What a mean woman to make little Nicky cry like that in the night. Doesn't she realize he is just an infant? It may not be her fault though, it could be the aliens washing her brain.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

This is horrible!!!!!!!!! Maybe Sammy needs to whap her! Our Meowm makes sure the crunch bowl is filled up atnight cause she doesn't want to be awakened by us hollering at her.

Jans Funny Farm said...

We know how you feel. When we woofies got the Romper Room and Jan didn't have to walk us first thing in the morning, she went for years ... okay, for weeks forgetting to feed us breakfast. We were starving. And SHE WAS AWAKE!

Jacqueline said...

Miles, that is a crime and we can't believe your Mommy would forget to feed you guys!...Have you talked with Sammy?...Maybe the aliens ate it all...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

JC said...

You need an open buffet ...

Pip said...

I feels your pain Miles. When I has a bad weigh-in at the V.E.T.s my mommy took our crunchies away completely.
Keep on her Miles, bloggers get heard!
TK

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

It is so tuff to git good helps. MY Mommy is leevin me fur 3 hole days! I is definitely come to yore house for da long weekend Miles.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Anonymous said...

You poor things. Sorry you were starved. But, decorations are fun to nom...

mog said...

Ritzi's bowl was empty this morning and the bag of cat food was tipped over. Resourceful cat! Didn't matter that the other bowl was full. She wanted her crunchies. I feel no pain for the cat as she does eat the other crunchies as well as the stinky goodness.

However, I feel for you as you had no other food available. Gotta have some food.

Ivan from WMD said...

It must be going around. My mom did the same thing the other day! Then, when she saw how weak we all were, she put like a teaspoon of crunchies in the bowl. I mean, what the meow was that about?

Max said...

Sheesh, people. Can't live with 'em, and can't eat 'em all at once to hide the evidence...

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

SHOCKING! Absolutely SHOCKING! The thought of tiny Nicky crying fills our hearts with sadness. This WILL NOT DO! You need to organise a massive id on the supplies!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

man that is something miles! what did sammy do? whap stuff?

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxo

Mickey's Musings said...

WOW!!! Nothing is scarier than empty food bowls!!!!Shhhhhhhh!!! Don't tell, but my bowl is full. The other kitties have to wait for meals to get theirs!! heehee
Purrs Mickey

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Miles
My Momma has done the same thing. Efur since I frew up all ofur da howse (too nites in a row) she took our foods up at nite.

We are all so hungree in the morning. But no moore frow ups eiffur

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezer man

from your adorin tiny tuxie princess


>^,,^<
Abby

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh dude, dat is sooo wrong! Maybe she should get one of dem feeder thingies, yoo know, where yoo put a whole bunch of food in a jug and it comes out in da bowl as da kitty eats it. Poor little Nicky, he's just a baby. Babies should not go hungry, no kitty should go hungry!

Raymond and Busby said...

We think a well placed hairball, perhaps inside your Mom's slipper, would teach her a lesson.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Grow up and put your big doggie pants on!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Just Ducky said...

Oh noes! No overnight crunchies? That is just cruel. Remember April is Prevention Cruelty to Animals.

Karen Jo said...

That is horrible. My Mom always wakes up when I want her to give me more food in the night. You could teleport over to my house if she does it again. I have crunchies and Stinky Goodness out overnight.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Miles, that is terrible! We five would organize a Meow-off and drive our Mommy crazy...err...crazier.........

Love, uSSSSS

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...